Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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😂😂😂😂shika! Ingiza hii kwa matako ujihisi nafu😂😂🙌

 

[Chill]

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Mngese unaleta maisha vijijini huko while hapo ukunduni ndani ya naikundu mnaishi life gumu

Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

 

[Nicxie]

Wapi nimesema Kibera ina watu 2.5M? Hata sielewi unaniuliza nini. Kibera ina watu 700,000 lakini kuna mamilioni ya wakazi wa Nairobi wanaoishi kwenye slums tofauti na Kibera maana Kenya slums mnazo nyingi tena za kutosha. Kibera ni trailer tu 😆😆

Bongolala, vilaza wenzako have shared articles here mentioning Kibera's population at 2.5 million people.

Cha kushangaza ni kwamba, they are not consistent with figures. Kuna wenye wanasema 2 million, Kuna wa 2.5m, Kuna wa 1.5m na Kuna wa 700k people kama wewe hapa sasa. That begs the question; how many people are there in Kibera exactly? Do we settle on 2.5m, 2m, 1.5m or 700k? When someone wants to lie, they should at least choose one lie and stick with it throughout.

But do you want to know the truth? Kibera's population doesn't exceed 250k people.

Kwamba a place with 700k people iwe na wapiga kura 128,000 pekee? Tumia akili angalau kidogo

 

[Chill]

yani jamaa amepanic mpaka anaokota picha ovyo za google hata kama ni za 20 yrs 😂😂😂😂😂

hizi ni fresh from market

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🤣🤣😂😂zeruzeru ndio hii Mafi fresh straight from newyork of Africa kama vile unavyoipenda. bon appétit, enjoy your your meal🤭😂😂.

 

[Nicxie]

🤭🤭🤣🤣njooni muone, zeruzeru amewakaribisha pale Newyork city before atimuliwe arudishwe kwao yemen. Cheki BRT baby!🤣🤭🙌View attachment 3474298View attachment 3474300View attachment 3474301View attachment 3474302View attachment 3474303View attachment 3474305View attachment 3474306View attachment 3474308

That guy is super desperate 😂

 

[Chill]

🤣🤣🤣amkeniii!, 'sie hatutumii pro box, wanatumia probox kama Gari ya polisi 🤣🤣🤣🙌 mungu wangu...

 

[Nicxie]

🤣🤣😂😂zeruzeru ndio hii Mafi fresh straight from newyork of Africa kama vile unavyoipenda. bon appétit, enjoy your your meal🤭😂😂.View attachment 3474391View attachment 3474392View attachment 3474393View attachment 3474394View attachment 3474395View attachment 3474396View attachment 3474397View attachment 3474398View attachment 3474399View attachment 3474400View attachment 3474401View attachment 3474402

Picha za 90s 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

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🤣🤣🤣amkeniii!, 'sie hatutumii pro box, wanatumia probox kama Gari ya polisi 🤣🤣🤣🙌 mungu wangu...

Unawanyoa bila maji 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

yani jamaa amepanic mpaka anaokota picha ovyo za google hata kama ni za 20 yrs 😂😂😂😂😂

hizi ni fresh from market

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Naona umetembelea madada zako 😂🤣🤣
That's very mindful of you. Hope you dropped a coin or two for them

 

[Nicxie]

mazingira ya singapore ya africa 😂😂

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Naona ulifika Donholm. How does it compare with the sprawling uswazis of Dar?

 

[Chill]

That guy is super desperate 😂

Kumbuka huyo zeruzeru mkimbizi asipo wa furahisha kina magonjwa maukimwi na ule jamaa wa kiatu moja watamtoa Kafara🤣😂😂...alafu hua anaona tumetulia akienda kuchokora mafi pale x after amekosa kupata kitu kizuri ya kujibu hio ya kenya. huyo dwanzi anadhaningi ni ngumu pia sisi kuwa expose😂😂😂 ...

 

[Nicxie]

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🤭🤣🤣wow!👏👏nchi wa asali na maziwa with the best roads in Africa, wow!👏🤣😂🙌

Kumbe huyu mla watu kwenye picha ya mwisho ni mtanganyika 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had no idea!

 

[Nicxie]

Kumbuka huyo zeruzeru mkimbizi asipo wa furahisha kina magonjwa maukimwi na ule jamaa wa kiatu moja watamtoa Kafara🤣😂😂...alafu hua anaona tumetulia akienda kuchokora mafi pale x after amekosa kupata kitu kizuri ya kujibu hio ya kenya. huyo dwanzi anadhaningi ni ngumu pia sisi kuwa expose😂😂😂 ...

Show him his rightful place

 

[Nicxie]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135?t=Ndk_JBchGq0-SRbqNtKtpw&s=19

 

[Chill]

Unawanyoa bila maji 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣leo that mafi loving zeruzeru lazima anuse na aonje mafi ya wa tz...

 

[Nicxie]

Some Yemeni guy is busy posting trash on Nairobi roads wakati nyumbani hali ni tete 😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/HecheJohn/status/1917113604937044354?t=4l2vUsp3oPJSTqpvAtQodg&s=19

 

[Chill]

Show him his rightful place

😂😂😂Niachie huyu halafu musonge nyuma, leo lazima akalie chupa!

 

[Chill]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135?t=Ndk_JBchGq0-SRbqNtKtpw&s=19

🤣🤣🤣hawa newyorkers kwenye newyork city with BRT hua wanapumua aje?

 

[Nicxie]

🤣🤣🤣hawa newyorkers kwenye newyork city with BRT hua wanapumua aje?

Pretenders who think they live a better life

 

[Nicxie]

Kuna zezeru anatangatanga kwenye mitaa na barabara za Nairobi akipiga picha za takataka barabarani anasahau ameacha uvundo nyumbani

View: https://x.com/ExMayorUbungo/status/1720697105998663994?t=oWZ1QMTgq9rF-HUEQ8dXJQ&s=19