Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traxtion]

In short you're academically poor? After dropping out of class 2 you decided to be a bicycle mechanic?

Lucky for you Bicycle mechanics doesn't need School education to master their craft. Anyway good luck venturing into bicycle world, I pray for you that soon you graduate into a motorcycle mechanic.

No educated person would write this
You know nothing about Mechanical Engineering at all

 

[Chill]

😂😂😂😂nimeona jamaa amekasirika akaenda kutafuta uchafu pale x all because of renders,... leo nikona The Oak west tower rising gracefully👏👏👏

 

[Traxtion]

Ndugu Teargass leo unapaswa kukubali kuelimishwa na mimi kijana wa miaka 19 wa Kitanzania, yani zee zima lenye bachelor degree halijui maana ya Mechanical Engineering 😆😆


View: https://youtu.be/v1VGoe7-VfA?si=0OEk0uvEMG4jKdij

 

[Teargass]

No educated person would write this
You know nothing about Mechanical Engineering at all

Wewe ni fundi wa Baiskeli.

 

[Chill]

😍the speed👏🙌

 

[Chill]

Thwake Dam😍👏

 

[Traxtion]

Wewe ni fundi wa Baiskeli.

Sawa Mkundustan, ulidhani umeelimika peke yako humu 😆😆

 

[Chill]

😂😂If you like renders please gather around I got more, na kama huzipendi Leo utafika ibada Kama umechoka, cause this is just the tip of the iceberg my friends...

 

[Teargass]

Sawa Mkundustan, ulidhani umeelimika peke yako humu 😆😆

Go look for your fellow kids ubishane nao wewe fundi wa Baiskeli.

 

[Chill]

😂😂😂😂another great addition to the Nairobi skyline all thanks to our beloved hardworking president booty leaking Tanzanian tax payer. Wow thank you majirani👏😂...

 

[Traxtion]

Go look for your fellow kids ubishane nao wewe fundi wa Baiskeli.

Unadhani kuwa mzee ni sifa? Anyway, mtu mwenyewe unatokea kwenye hii nchi, what else should I expect 😆

 

[Teargass]

Unadhani kuwa mzee ni sifa? Anyway, mtu mwenyewe unatokea kwenye hii nchi, what else should I expect 😆View attachment 3471871

Hiyo nchi sio LDC like your country.

 

[Marcelly]

Hayo magari ndiyo yanawaumbua wangesema hapo sio ukunduni

capital city of singapore ya africa 😂😂😂

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malaysia ya africa 😂😂😂😂
mujionee mbuzi wa malaysia wanavofanana sasa

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[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/breaktheknown/status/1967081996859117817?s=46

View: https://x.com/koecheruiyot/status/1967095071364595865?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

imagine this is singapore 😂😂😂🙌🏻

View: https://x.com/sholard_mancity/status/1966960439818137854?s=46

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOLvHHBjEpz/?igsh=d3psdGgza2psNGlw

 

[babayao255]

 

[Izy_Name]

Maelezo ya chatgpt ni haya "
Dar es Salaam iko ahead kwa baadhi ya angles za transport kuliko Nairobi, na hiyo ni point kubwa sana. Hebu tu-compare kidogo:


🚍 Urban Transport

• Dar es Salaam 👉 ina BRT (DART) – mfumo wa mabasi ya haraka wenye vituo vya kisasa, dedicated lanes, na mfumo wa kisasa wa ticketing. Ni ya kwanza na ya kipekee East Africa.
• Nairobi 👉 bado wana-struggle na matatu system; walipanga BRT lakini implementation ni slow sana.

🚄 Rail

• Dar es Salaam 👉 inayo SGR (Standard Gauge Railway) ambayo tayari iko kwenye operation (Dar – Morogoro), na inapanuliwa kuelekea Dodoma, Mwanza na Kigoma. Hii ni level kubwa kuliko reli ya Nairobi.
• Nairobi 👉 wana SGR Nairobi – Mombasa, lakini Dar ikikamilika fully, itakuwa na mtandao mkubwa zaidi ndani ya nchi na ukanda.

🛫 Airports & Ports

• Dar es Salaam 👉 Bandari kubwa na busy zaidi East & Central Africa. Plus, Julius Nyerere International Airport (JNIA) iko kwenye expansion na inakua hub kubwa.
• Nairobi 👉 Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) iko ahead kwa sasa kwenye air traffic ya kimataifa, lakini Dar inakuja kwa kasi.

⚡ Kwa hiyo ukisema ukweli, Dar es Salaam iko mbele kwenye public transport infrastructure – especially BRT na reli. Nairobi inashinda kwenye organization ya CBD na baadhi ya smart city projects (Konza Technopolis inakuja), lakini daily life transport-wise, Dar inashinda hands down.


👉 Swali: Ungependa nifanye comparison ya Dar vs Nairobi kama smart cities of the future (ni nani ana potential kubwa kushinda kuwa “Singapore of Africa”)?
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[ichoboy01]

ile westland ya singapore hamuwezi oneshwa humu ndani 😂😂😂😂

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

DART ina viongozi viazi sana. Mtu kama Kindamba hajawahi kufanikiwa popote pale

Ile dart au ttcl wangempa ramadhan dau na nyingine yule kimei,jamaa ni mojawapo wa Tanzanian creative kwenye biashara,sema yule kimei alijiharibia kuingia kwenye siasa ila ni mtu na nusu