Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Bado utawaskia wakipiga Kelele that Nairobi is not the Regional Headquarters of EA.


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Balozi wa nchi zingine Kenya angekaa Dar hata vitoto vidogo Vumbistan vingejua.😄😄

 

[chongchung]

No wonder Tanzania is ranked number one in witchcraft and sorcery😂😂

Ungekuwa Tanzania halafu unasoma boarding ungecommit suicide kwa kuwa bullied, mwanaume unatembeaje na mkono wa sweta halafu unajivunia? 😂😂 Wewe na mwanamke mna tofauti gani? Kwanza mwanamke kakupita hata yeye anapata uchungu leba, wewe uchungu wa kiume uliupata wapi?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Same to me here. Mimi nasikianga tu Azam. Hata decoder yenyewe sijawahi ona

Mlugaluga mbona hii battle yetu unaikimbia kimbia?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Tanzania has best rice in the world, hata nyie hamna na ni ngumu kuafford best imported rice. Kuna rice za kila aina nyie mnakula mchele wa Mdundiko, huku Tanzania ni mchele wa kupikia vitumbua. All in all, tuna option kubwa likija swala la chakula ndio maana SURA ZETU ni nzuri compared to the rest of Africans.

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[NairobiWalker]

Yaani mko karne ya zamani sana, nani ananunua dish huu wakati!! hii ni ya mafukara wa vijijini, in Kenya almost every appartment and houses have internet connection, TV siku hizi ni smart, una download App ya DSTV, uko na Netflix, Youtube, n.k sio kung'ang'ana na ma wire juu ya roof na scrape metal eti dish, ushamba itauwa Watanzania walai😳😳, tunaongoza mnafata.., mishamba Pro Max!😀😀😀😀

Umefanya nikakumbuka huyu demu Mbongo alikuja Kenya kusoma (si unajua they come to Kenya for better education) akawa anashangaa kila nyumba ina fast internet. No wonder tukiwaambia hayo mambo yao ya kulia 'huyu Hana bando' Kila time wakipost video yanatushangaza maanake mambo ya bundles tuliyaacha like 12 years ago wanaona ni utani.😄😄


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[NairobiWalker]

Hio AZAM yenu hamuwezi tulazimisha tuipende yet broadcasters wako very boring.


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Huyo mpuzi Nick Mwendwa alikuwa mfisadi sana. Nina uhakika alilambishwa kitu ndio akasign hiyo deal ya ufala na Azam.

 

[chongchung]

Eti hawana pesa za kujenga ofisi zao bongo? Hapo ndio kujitetea imekufikisha?

Bongolala, hizo nchi ni tajiri mara mia kushinda nchi yako pendwa Tanganyika, tena zimeendelea.

The truth is, they chose to stay in a better city than the glorified fishing village they aught to have lived in. Tena wako wengi sana performing their ambassadorial duties from Nairobi instead of their should-be workstation Dar is slum

Wakundustan mna IQ ndogo kama ya funza, very primitive and unexposed dimwits, tatizo ni confidence mlionayo kwenye ignorance yenu.



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[ChoiceVariable]

Strategic decision 😁😁👇👇

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[chongchung]

White men don't circumcise yet they've better living standards than Africans who circumcise.

Ko kumbe Kenya wote magovi? 😂😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hao wanaolalamika wamekuja kuwekeza africa bila mtaji unaoeleweka,wenye mitaji mikubwa mbona hawalalamikihttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DFfHS2PtQU0/?igsh=MW5lMHZxcDV5bDI4Mw==

Ukiongea hivi mtu hawezi jua mlijisifu sana na hili jambo la hao Waamerika weusi kuja Vumbistan siku za Covid.😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wakundustan mna IQ ndogo kama ya funza, very primitive and unexposed dimwits, tatizo ni confidence mlionayo kwenye ignorance yenu.



View: https://x.com/WBTanzania/status/1590724930315886593?t=8dJJk_WZhMV6Z4rMtTJnAA&s=19


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I think the main point was there is no Embassy serving Kenya from Dar but there are Embassies serving Tanzania from Nairobi and that makes Nairobi diplomatically more important and recognized. Got it?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mihogo Tanzania sio chakula ni kama snacks tu. Nilipo lelewa hata ugali ni marufuku kupika na familia nyingi sana Tanzania kupika ugali ni mara chache na ni almost a taboo kula ugali usiku.

Kenya, Nigeria ni moja ya nchi kunywa chai ni familia za kitajiri tu. Most families kwenye hizi primitive societies, kifungua kinywa ni ugali mkubwa mpaka usiku wapike tena or kesho.

You're really talking of tea?😂😂
Which country drinks more tea than Kenya hapa Afrika?😂
Hapo Tanzania nikiitisha chai hotelini naambiwa imeisha Hadi Kuna siku nilimueleza waiter Bongo hamna culture ya kunywa chai. Hapa Kenya most visitors say we're addicted to tea. Yani after Kila mlo ni chai. Hapo bongo breakfast watu wengi hata hawanywi chai. Remember Kenya is the biggest producer of both tea and milk in Africa alafu hiyo ndio nchi unasema ni natajiri pekee wanaokunywa chai.😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ungekuwa Tanzania halafu unasoma boarding ungecommit suicide kwa kuwa bullied, mwanaume unatembeaje na mkono wa sweta halafu unajivunia? 😂😂 Wewe na mwanamke mna tofauti gani? Kwanza mwanamke kakupita hata yeye anapata uchungu leba, wewe uchungu wa kiume uliupata wapi?

Na unaona hicho ni kitu Cha kujisifia? Huo ni ushamba. Nchi nyingi mnazotegemea msaada hazitairi. Hiyo simu unayotumia imeundwa na watu ambao hawajatahiri. Technology zote mnazitumia zimeyengenezwa na watu ambao hawajatahiri alafu mko hapa mnajipiga kifua juu ya kutairi. Eti mnabully watoto Hadi wanacommit suicide na mnaona hiyo ni sifa? Wacheni ushamba.

 

[NairobiWalker]

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Wee nawe una miaka ngapi?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wakundustan mna IQ ndogo kama ya funza, very primitive and unexposed dimwits, tatizo ni confidence mlionayo kwenye ignorance yenu.



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View: https://x.com/ZambiaMFAIC/status/1907109610323861986?t=CAS-qL7GGLIHgVgNFkHEtw&s=19


View: https://x.com/RwandaInTZ/status/1349723556104577026?t=8805MX2Xppf9x0Ldlyn66w&s=19


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View: https://x.com/dailynewstz/status/1387038689604214790?t=H67pVQFRkbJ4N_JhXv2iIQ&s=19


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Sijaona wa kenya anayekaa Dar. Meaning Tanzania is to Malawi what Kenya is to Tanzania.

 

[chongchung]

Rudi shule upunguze ujinga. Form 3 Geography got nothing to do with Statistics. Statistics is part of mathematics. Kwani how dumb are you? Uko sure ulifika hata hio form 3 kweli?

Statistics ya form 3 and 4 ya Tanzania ni ya level of University in Kunyaland, ya Advanced level ni ya PhD Kunyaland

 

[chongchung]

Na unaona hicho ni kitu Cha kujisifia? Huo ni ushamba. Nchi nyingi mnazotegemea msaada hazitairi. Hiyo simu unayotumia imeundwa na watu ambao hawajatahiri. Technology zote mnazitumia zimeyengenezwa na watu ambao hawajatahiri alafu mko hapa mnajipiga kifua juu ya kutairi. Eti mnabully watoto Hadi wanacommit suicide na mnaona hiyo ni sifa? Wacheni ushamba.

Ndio maana wakenya wengi ni mashoga kisa wazungu ni mashoga, watanzania hatufanyi sababu ya kufata jamii za wageni ni utamaduni wetu asili, kwenye kabila langu anaheshimika mtoto alietahiriwa kuliko bilionea govinda, yaani in short kuwa govi Tanzania ni scandal

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[ChoiceVariable]

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[ichoboy01]

ila masudi kipanya😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻

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