Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

Mkuu piga picha mji peke yake ukiweka na hao viumbe unatutoa mchezoni, badala ya kuzoom mji kuna pahala nimezoom 😂

😂😂😂 Nilitegemea yote haya!

 

[chongchung]

Kunyaland tukiwaambia Dar ni kubwa hayaamini, hili eneo probably ndio wanaliona kwa mara ya kwanza meanwhile naislum yote wameiweka humu hakuna hata inch 1 wameiacha


View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMheYncJx/

 

[President of China]

Hao machawa ndo wanatuaribia hii nchi...
Nimependa hawa waamerica waliosema kuhusu Tanzania...na ni kweli sikatai kuna shida

Sijui viongozi wetu hiz video wanazitizama hiz?
Wameamua wakimbilie zao Botswana Maskini...

Kenyan na vimbelembele vyao vya kudanganya dunia kuwa wako better than other Africans check wanavyojaribu kuwakaribisha kenya kwa nguvu zote wakiiponda Tanzania na nchi nyingine...wanasahau watu wanafanya research na nashukuru kuna watu wamesema hapo Kenya ni even worse than Tanzania kwa corruption na bureaucracy


Sema na hao waliyatimba. Sisi tunataka kuondoka hapa Tz tukimbie hiz cartels zinazoendesha nchi wao walikuja hapa ( sema walikuja kipindi cha magu)

Taasisi zilizofanya wahame ni Uhamiaji na TRA.

View: https://youtu.be/AbxMwPYKiHU?si=OF9FOZ7DdZGXbmmB

Wasituzoee. Who are them? Serous investors hawapigi domo kwenye YouTube.

Wamarekani tangu lini wakatusema vizuri waafrika? They are black but they are not Africans

 

[President of China]

Hii inaendelea kula mioyo ya Kundudwellers


View: https://youtu.be/A0yN9ceax0U?si=Ys8cS_4Lcdqlocki

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Namibia Vs Vumbistan😂😂🤣

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Kwenye hii issue ya ranking sielewi kwa nini Tanzania haipandi juu, kila siku ni hapo hapo tu.
Yani yata Madagascar wako juu yetu, sijawahi sikia Madagascar kwenye AFCON, Sijawahi sikia timu hata moja ya Madagascar kwenye mashindano ya Caf. Yani hata sielewi huwa wanafanyaje.

 

[President of China]

Kwenye hii issue ya ranking sielewi kwa nini Tanzania haipandi juu, kila siku ni hapo hapo tu.
Yani yata Madagascar wako juu yetu, sijawahi sikia Madagascar kwenye AFCON, Sijawahi sikia timu hata moja ya Madagascar kwenye mashindano ya Caf. Yani hata sielewi huwa wanafanyaje.

Mzee kwenye data manipulatings is another war. Hatujawa na Majasusi wa kazi hii.

Hii ni psychological war but tumeshaanza kuifanyia kazi. In few years tutakuwa vizuri.

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Nenda ukalie mbali😂😂🤣


View: https://x.com/WelBeast/status/1833571868994945295

Hilo group Kenya wakitulia wanapita, sema sasa wanatakiwa mechi zao ,a home wafanye hapa ili tuwape support. Huko Malawi nani anawashangilia.

 

[President of China]

Hilo group Kenya wakitulia wanapita, sema sasa wanatakiwa mechi zao ,a home wafanye hapa ili tuwape support. Huko Malawi nani anawashangilia.

Hawawezi pita. Kule Zimbabwe wanagongwa. Wazimbabwe wapo kwenye war state minds zao untill now.

Mistake waliyoifanya ni kutoa sare home.

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Hao machawa ndo wanatuaribia hii nchi...
Nimependa hawa waamerica waliosema kuhusu Tanzania...na ni kweli sikatai kuna shida

Sijui viongozi wetu hiz video wanazitizama hiz?
Wameamua wakimbilie zao Botswana Maskini...

Kenyan na vimbelembele vyao vya kudanganya dunia kuwa wako better than other Africans check wanavyojaribu kuwakaribisha kenya kwa nguvu zote wakiiponda Tanzania na nchi nyingine...wanasahau watu wanafanya research na nashukuru kuna watu wamesema hapo Kenya ni even worse than Tanzania kwa corruption na bureaucracy


Sema na hao waliyatimba. Sisi tunataka kuondoka hapa Tz tukimbie hiz cartels zinazoendesha nchi wao walikuja hapa ( sema walikuja kipindi cha magu)

Taasisi zilizofanya wahame ni Uhamiaji na TRA.

View: https://youtu.be/AbxMwPYKiHU?si=OF9FOZ7DdZGXbmmB

Achana na watu kama hawa, hawajui wanachokifanya. Mbona kuna success stories za wamarekani wengi tu hapa Tanzania, kuna wafanyabiashara kutoka kila kona ya dunia na wanapata mafanikio makubwa tu.

Huwezi kuja hapa na mentality yako ya superiority complex halafu uachwe tu. Tatizo la wengi kama hawa wakija huku na vidola 5000 vyao wanaona kama wamekuja kutusaidia. They are always talking about helping Africa, sijui food security wakati wao wenyewe wanajaa tu......

Achana nao hawa!

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

View: https://x.com/sparkdecruz/status/1833133948588675179?s=46

View: https://x.com/thekevinbett/status/1833139047998394555?s=46

Naona hata wewe umekubali mko na banana republic. 🤣 🤣

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Azam Complex Stadium (Chamazi). Kama England mwanangu ❤️ ❤️ 😘 😘 😍 😍 🇹🇿 🔥 🔥
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Hamna lolote hapa, kama Dandora stadium tu.

 

[President of China]

Naona hata wewe umekubali mko na banana republic. 🤣 🤣

Kundustan is already dead. Dalili zote zinaonesha.

 

[President of China]

Hamna lolote hapa, kama Dandora stadium tu.

Mama Ngina kadambaza mbwa koko wake kila kona ili kubwekea maendeleo ya waafrika

 

[President of China]

Mmezoea nini? Hivi mna football stadium ya 60,000 seater? Hiyo Arusha sii football stadium na ujenzi haujaanza otherwise hamngenyamaza humu.

You do not have right to talk about football. Endeleeni na kukimbia

 

[bog]

Kwani wana mipango gani ya kumaliza tatizo la umeme huko kundurenda JPM aliweka misingi imara ya kumaliza tatizo la umeme Tanzania walikuwa wako bize wakidai kaenda kutibiwa na kafia kwao

Wamalize tatizo labda uwaulize wataongeza lini tatizo la umeme?

 

[Capt Richie]

Teargas analeta analog buses 2024 😀 😀 😀

Tanzania we are planing to start robotic bus services.

Kundudwellers bado wanasikiliza nasaha za Mama Ngina

Robotic Buses kwenye vumbi!?
Kweli nimeamini Watanzania wengi vichaa.
Dodoma sasa eti

 

[Capt Richie]

Ndio hili sasa, dereva anajiamini kabisa, maanake, anafika Njombe.........
Njombe kwenye vumbi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hata lami moja tu hamna!!!!! Aisee

 

[chongchung]

Robotic Buses kwenye vumbi!?
Kweli nimeamini Watanzania wengi vichaa.
Dodoma sasa eti
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Hiyo barabara ipo under construction kama una akili timamu utagundua kwa kuiona

 

[President of China]

Robotic Buses kwenye vumbi!?
Kweli nimeamini Watanzania wengi vichaa.
Dodoma sasa eti
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I always don't talk with a hungry person.

Maana akili zako zipo tumboni, kichwa chako kipo tu kwaajili ya kuoteshea nywele.

 

[Teargas]

So?

Hata iharibike ichakae ni the best ukanda huu kutwa Vlogger wenu wako huku kuipanda.

Ajabu anayeumia ni Mkenya kuliko aliyonayo.

The best SGR in East Africa ni ya Kenya then followed by Ethiopia. Reason being, they don't stall everyday.