Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NDINDA]

😅😅😅😅😅

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Mmmmmae unaona baada ya Kusadia walivyokimbilia kwa dereva wapewe chao 😂😂😂😂 Imagine dereva ndio kwanza umetoka store unapeleka huna kitu utawapa nini rundo lote hilo? 😂 Kupitia Video hii tunapata INDICATORS kibao za hali ya Uchumi ,Maisha na Utu 😂😂😂😂.

Nina Uhakika ingekua Bongo wangesaidia kunyanua na kuondoka zao. Jionee tofauti.

 

[President of China]

I can only engage in English bozo. Sorry.

Send a voice note of the word Education 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wana JF wanataka kucheka.

 

[Teargas]

Acha bragging kijana kwanza walipeni pesa yao ya miezi miwili

Leta proof that hawakulipwa.😂😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

Leta proof that hawakulipwa.😂😂🤣😂

Jana na ndugu yako tuliishia njiani kuongelea BJ 50 vipi mpo na chochote kipya?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

I can only engage in English bozo. Sorry.

This is what I call bullshit; or rather nonsense😎

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Wameponea chupi chupi kutandikwa na 🇹🇿

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[NairobiWalker]

This is what I call bullshit; or rather nonsense😎

This is the first grammatically correct English sentence you've constructed since you joined this forum Mr. Mgonjwa Matapiko. Good progress. Try again another day.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

This is the first grammatically correct English sentence you've constructed since you joined this forum Mr. Mgonjwa Matapiko. Good progress. Try again another day.

I don't need to show that I understand English. Simply put, why should I do it to a nyang’au like you?😎

 

[coodip1]

Haval Kenya Dealership

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Haval Tanzania aka Kifaru Motors aka dealership ya mchongo

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Haval Kenya aka Crown Motors inauzwa sehemu wanapouza Nissan na UM motorcycles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

Debt restructuring is a common practice in finance, it does not mean the lender has any plan to default.

Why debt restructuring? Tuanzie hapo kwanza 😁

 

[Marcelly]

No we speak Kiswahili and you

Can you speak English?

 

[coodip1]

Is that equal to default?

Heading to 😁

 

[Sama boy 255]

Maanake ni, you're too poor to be noticed by China. Relationship between you two is simply china helping you , otherwise there's nothing significant China can gain from you. Kiingereza huwa balaa kwenu, omba msaada ufafanuliwe

Natamani sana niskie walau kiingereza chako. Heb record nikuskie 😂😂😂 ili tuone kama hata mimi unanifki na hiyo sheng yako ya kigikomba.

 

[coodip1]

Sasa Congo Brazaville wananufaikaje na hiyo reli mkuu!???
Maana wana bahari kule na bandari wanayo.
Au Congo Brazaville hawana bandari mkuu!?

Misplaced priorities iko top of their agenda 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

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My Take: Non MATO ally wa US anasemaje kwani?

Blue eyed boy of the west 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

No we speak Kiswahili and you

Just feel sorry for him. He thinks he is an Englishman.😎

 

[nairobae]

Haval Kenya aka Crown Motors inauzwa sehemu wanapouza Nissan na UM motorcycles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Woiii pole sana, jaribu tena, every brand ikona showroom yake tofauti. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Dealerships za mchongo zinapatikana kwa wingi kwa small markets kama bongoslum tu ju hamuwezi afford franchised dealerships for many brands. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Enjoy ,but in the meantime huko kwenu vitu kama hizi ni ndooooto.

Port yenu ilishaenda but hakuna Ata nzi hapo wamefungua mdomo .
Nchi ya Wanawake tupu.

Ya kwenu yanawashinda unashobokea ya Tanzania 😁

 

[Kosugi]

Kuna uhusiano wowote kati ya China na Vumbistan?

Bro wewe kubali hauna fact yeyote.
Na punguza kuropoka.
Tembo toka lini akawa na ukaribu na panya??
Ni ecosystem ipi ulisoma ikawaweka panya na tembo pamoja!?
Bora ungesema tembo na korongo ningekuelewa.

Yes kuna urafiki kati ya China na Tanzania.
Ndio maana uliona kiwanda cha URAFIKI TEXTILE kimeanzishwa Ubungo Tanzania.
Na kilianzishwa kukomaza urafiki kati ya China na Tanzania enzi za Nyerere.
Ndio maana kikaitwa URAFIKI CHINA-TANZANIA TEXTILE.

Bro sio lazima ujulikane kila kitu unajua.
Wewe mweupe kwenye uwanda wa DIPLOMASIA.Kubali uelimishwe.

 

[Kosugi]

Leta proof that hawakulipwa.😂😂🤣😂

Hata kama walilipwa hii inaonesha Kenya raia mna maisha magumu kwa raia mmoja mmoja tena yaliyopitiliza.
Kiais mnatanguliza pesa katika kila kitu.
Kwa hapa Tanzania huyo angesaidiwa na watu wasingedai kitu.