Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Bongo kuna threat gani hapa jamani!?
Threat from whom and where!?
Angalau ungenambia Rwanda ama Kenya ningesema safety first.

Uongozi unaojali matumizi hauwezi kuzidi magari 20! Magufuli ndiye aliyeleta huu ushamba wa msururu wa magari +100!

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/CRDBBankPlc/status/1814352622805037174

 

[Teargas]

MKenya akifundisha mtanzania mathematics, my ribs 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tangu lini wakenya wakajua Maths?

Kwani watanzania wanajua hesabu? Unajua hesabu?

 

[President of China]

Bongo kuna threat gani hapa jamani!?
Threat from whom and where!?
Angalau ungenambia Rwanda ama Kenya ningesema safety first.

Threats hazitangazwi kwenye vyombo vya habari.

 

[President of China]

Kwani watanzania wanajua hesabu? Unajua hesabu.

Solve this:
X = X + 1
Sisi Hesabu tulishawaachia darasa la kwanza na Wakenya. Watanzania tunafanya Hisabati

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://x.com/ledamalekina/status/1814265824615571741

 

[Geza Ulole]

Mfano ziara iko mbeya.. kwann wakiwa huko mbeya yasiandaliwa luxury makosta au hiace kwa ajili ya hao watu.. hata kama kila hiace moja itabeba watu watano.. mbona UK, marais akiwepo mmpiga mwingi nae alipandishwa kwenye hiace/coaster
1. State House Cars - suv 6 ✅
2. Police Cars - suv 4 ✅
3. Mawaziri - hiace 2 .. kila hiace mawaziri 5
4. Wakuu wa Mikoa na wa wilaya - hiace 2
5. DED - costa/hiace 1
6. Viongozi wa Dini na NGO - costa/hiace 1
7. Wajumbe wa NEC CCM - costa/hiace 1
8. Wabunge - hiace 2
9. Wakandalasi wa miradi mbalimbali - hiace 2
10. Wadau na wakereketwa wa Chama - costa/hiace 2
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Wakishatoka ziara, hizo zitawarudisha makao makuu ya mkoa kutawanyika au wengine yataendelea na ziara mikoa mengine

Naskia kwa chinichini ununuzi wa magari ma-VX na ma-Prado familia ya mama wanapata commission! Kwa hiyo manunuzi lazma yaendelee!

 

[Teargas]

Huyu kichaa wa wapi, banana kuna underpass na ishakamilika kama unabisha nitakuletea picha baadae, unaleta habari za kitambo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na hawa wanafanya nini hapa kama ishakamilika?😂😂👇👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Solve this:
X = X + 1
Sisi Hesabu tulishawaachia darasa la kwanza na Wakenya. Watanzania tunafanya Hisabati

You are just an idiot who doesn’t know anything about Mathematics. So you think kuweka X=X+1 makes you special?

There is no answer for that equation as it’s self contradicting.

 

[chongchung]

Nina mtazamo tofauti kuhusu huu utaratibu wa msafara, tatizo wala hata sio idadi ya magari kwenye msafara sababu hata kama sio ziara ya Rais hayo magari yapo tu na huwa kila siku yapo barabarani kwa hiyo kusema wapande kwenye bus kwa siku 2 kwenye ziara huku siku nyingine za mwaka wapo kwenye private SUVs sioni hata expenses wanayosave ni ipi

Solution ni kuacha hii zima moto kwamba wanaonekana kwa wananchi mpaka ziara ya Rais wangekua wapo available muda wote kwa wananchi na kutataua matatizo ya wananchi kwa wakati hata haja ya kuandamana na Rais na kuleta hii taharuki ya ukubwa wa msafara isingekuepo

 

[MlimaSayuni]

View: https://youtu.be/FKoqfPCeqSs?si=di5Aelg5uGdnvJF_

SGR Ukunyani cruising at 30km/h

issue ni sauti inayotoa 😅 😅 😅 😅

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kumbe hili dude bado la Mchina!

View: https://youtu.be/F39wp3Smtn0?si=alLsI5hbleYa9byS

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

wacha upumbavu eti 80% ya workforce Hospitaity industry Wakenya umepata wapi hizo statistics? Unapenda kuzusha! Kwahiyo Arusha, Zanzibar na Kilimanjaro 80% ya Wafanyakazi utalii Wakunya! kweli? waacha ufala!

Tupe idadi kamili.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Mwanzilishi JPM

View: https://youtu.be/CzD-UVf6qX8?si=4s_hZ7kBPWDN3NEM

Kipi ameanzisha hapo? Hata kukopa hovyo pia, right?

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/nu8LSUVpvjc?si=1i7MXEmpjdxZUmzC

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Unakomaa kweli 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kenya is already dead. Mavi hayasafishwi. #RUTOMUSTGO 🤣🤣🤣

Ruto kapulizia mavi pafium 😁😁 ngoja tuone kama hayatanuka

 

[Kosugi]

Uongozi unaojali matumizi hauwezi kuzidi magari 20! Magufuli ndiy aliyeleta huu ushamba wa magari +100!

Hayakufika kaka nakataa.

 

[Kosugi]

Threats hazitangazwi kwenye vyombo vya habari.

Hakuna threat hapa Bongo mkuu.
Sio kwa hiko chama tawala.
Ungesema rais ni chama pinzani ningesema kweli threat ipo.

 

[Kosugi]

issue ni sauti inayotoa 😅 😅 😅 😅

Inachakata vyuma so poa dooooh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂Hivi walio ndani hawaumii masikio kweli!?

 

[President of China]

You are just an idiot who doesn’t know anything about Mathematics. So you think kuweka X=X+1 makes you special?

There is no answer for that equation as it’s self contradicting.

😀 😀😀 Hamjui Maths. Endeleeni na #RUTOMUSTGO

Maths ni sauti ya Mungu. If the country do no know maths, itakuwa inasikiliza Mashetani

Nchi yenu inasikiliza demons