JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
(a)To answer this call,press ANY KEY on your cellular phone keypad,where is the ANY KEY on your phone keypad? (b)Hebu sema SHIKAMOO kwa kiingereza! (c)Maliza na hii...
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Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe nenda...
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Nje ya nyumba ya padre mmoja katika parokia fulani huko Arusha kulikuwa na mti wa matunda ambapo watoto huenda kuyachuma wakati wowote bila vikwazo kutoka kwa father huyo wala watumishi wengine...
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MC katika kumpamba Bi harusi akasema , "sasa nawapa sifa kubwa ya bibi harusi. tangu mi namfaham huwa havai nguo za ndani." watu wakaduwaaaaaaaa...... Akasema "Narudia kwa mcisitizo na sijakosea...
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jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!!
Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...
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:dance:If you are easily offended, don't follow this link. If you want to laugh your pants off, check it out >
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/
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baba baada ya kumtuma mawanae sabuni,mwanae akarudi na pesa,bila sabuni:
baba:"mwanangu jifunze kutumia akili yako vizuri,leo nimekutuma sabuni aina ya mbuni,umekosa ungenunua sabuni aina...
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Haya haya badugu Fellow Tablet1 ndani ya jamvi lengo nikuendelea kupambana na maradhi sugu jamani siapata location naomba mniambie ni location ngani nzuri itanifaa
maana Asprin na Krolokwin wao...
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THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY ALL PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!
While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a...
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nilimuuliza babu yangu uzee ni nini?
Akanijibu!
Uzee ni pale unapoambiwa na mpenzi wako"honey tupande chumba cha juu tukafanye mapenzi!"
Wewe unajibu"hapana switi siwezi kufanya vyote viwili...
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Wana JF,
Jana nilipokuwa nimetoka kwa ajili ya chakula cha mchana,nikiwa maeneo ya Survey nakula,nilikaa jirani na majamaa wawili. Kwa hakika nilikuwa naweza kusikia mazungumzo yao. Aliyekuwa...
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najiuliza kila siku hivi ni lazima taarifa habari kwenye luninga zetu isomwe saa nzima? hivi wanaamini tumekaa tunatazama? hivi zile habari za africa mashariki wakenya nao wanaonyesha habari za...
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Mbunge moja nchin kenya ametinga bungeni akiwa amevalia sunglas na heren maskion,hii imekaaje?
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The husband and his wife were not on good terms.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid...
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Rafiki yangu kaniletea haya. Naomba kuwashirikisha.
CCM: Semina unakutana na watawala wenzako - wachache
Chadema:Ziara mikoani unakutana na umma
CCM: Semina unafundisha ujanja, ghiliba...
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jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!!
Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...
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Kwa mujibu wa gazeti la Dira , inadaiwa, kuwa kuna waziri katika Wizara ya Viwanda na Biashara mwenye uraia wa Marekani. Kwamba Waziri huyo anatumia hati mbili za kusafiria. Pichani kushoto ni...
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Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe...
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Dear ALL,
I'm moving ……..
Just to let you all know I have resigned and will be relocating to Dodoma in June 2011.
Thank you for all your love. My house is...
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