A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.
"The pharmacist asked, "Why in...
Guess what, I am among the three candidates shortlisted to take DSK's position. It's me, Gordon Beown and another Germany guy.
Please my fello JF members put your prayers on me.
IF God wishes...
Ukifuatilia tv kuna tangazo moja la kondom. Jamaa kaenda umasaini kuposa. Sharti ikawa ajue kuruka kimasai. Mara ya tatu kuruka akadondosha kondom. Sasa pale binti anapomcheki jamaa kwa nishai...
1. Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila
anayetaka kuzungumza na
wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo (usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia zake)aunt au anco!.
2. Asilimia 90 ya...
Jaman huyu dada anayeitwa miss judith huwa namzimia sn hasa anapochangia mada humu jf,huwa c mtu wa kukurupuka na anawasilisha vilivyo binafs huwa anaukonga moyo wangu!miss judith upooo...?
kuna mbwa mmoja hivi askari wa jeshi la marekani alikuwa ni balaa kwa kukamata wezi, mkuu wa mkoa wa kilimanjaro akamuomba, baada ya siku 3 alikamata wezi 10. mkuu wa mkoa wa dar naye akumuomba...
KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:
(1) Mfa maji? tampa life jacket hiyo.
(2) Mwenda pole? tachelewa fika hiyo.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ? mizi taona...
Kabla ya hukumu ya kesi kuanza,hakimu aliwatazama mawakili wawili wa kambi pinzani,akasema,"nimepewa rushwa na nyinyi wote"."mawakili wote wakapigwa na butwaa".Hakimu akaendelea,"Bwana Leon...
Jamaa mmoja alikua anakata roho,muda huo mkewe alikua karibu nae,jamaa akamwambia mkewe"mke wangu naomba unisamehe kuna kosa kubwa nimekufanyia,nilitembea na dada yako,mdogo wako,rafiki yako na...
Wa awamu ya kwanza alikuwa anaitwa BABA MAKONGORO wa Awamu ya pili anaitwa BABA ALLY wa Awamu ya nne anaitwa BABA RHIZI WA AWAMU YA TATU ANAITWA BABA NANI????????????????
Wakati wa kampeni ya uchaguzi wa mwaka jana Dr Slaa alisema kuirudisha CCM madarakani ni sawa na kujitafutia maafa. Hali inavyokwenda sasa Serikali imepigika, wananchi wamepigika. Mnaionaje kauli...
Jamaa 1 alikuwa akikojoa kichakani,nyuki akamg'ata kichwa cha kikojoleo,kitu kikavimba kweli,alipofika kwake mkewe akawa anamtoa ule mwiba wa nyuki huku akisali kimoyo;mungu naomba muondolee mme...
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