JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jamaa anasex na nesi,Mara nesi akaanza kupiga kelele,aah!uuuwiii!inaumaaaaa....!jamaa akamwambia acha u**nge!wee unanichomaga sindano ilihali sina tundu na silii,wewe tundu unalo,unalia nini?kata...
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Habari za asubuhi ndugu abiria,mimi ni kapteni Bob mazishi.Karibuni katika ndege yetu ya abracadabra airways.Safari yetu ni kuelekea Mwanza,lakini hatuna uhakika wa kufika mwanza,tunaweza kutua...
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing the following
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English...
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Kibibi kimoja kizee kilisikia malaika wa kutoa roho watu atawatoa roho vizee vyote, haraka akaenda kuchukua cerelac akawa anakula, ghafla yule malaika akatokea akamuuliza unafanya nini? kile...
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A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating. " How come you are sweating?" He asks...
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Kama ilishatumwa before, mtanisamehe...Mimi kila nikiisoma mbavu sina na ninapata picha kama muvi...lol
Jamaa alikuwa anaendesha punda, siku 1 akamuuliza rafiki yake kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio...
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kuna ajali moja ilitokea,majuruhi mmoja alionekana akilia saaaana,huku akiruka ruka kwa maumivu!
Mzee mmoja akamfuata na kumuuliza kulikoni?
Kijana huku akizidi kulia,alimuonesha mzee sehemu...
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Najua wengi mtadhani mawazo yangu ni ya kimaskini wengine mtafikiri akili zangu ni fupi kama maisha ya funza lakina LA HASHA.....Lets my fellow students tuimagine, m2 akitaka kusoma daftari au...
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All...
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Fikiria mungu angeweka kipimo kama mita sehemu zetu za siri ili kila mwenza aweze kumkagua mwenzake mara ya mwisho waliendesha mpaka wapi ndoa au wachumba wangapi wangedumu katika mahusiano?
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Mwizi alimuona alimuo tajiri mmoja akizikwa na v2 vingi vya thaman,akajsemea kimoyo moyo:ucku nakuja kuliiba hlo jeneza lote,basi gza lilipofka akaenda kuiba lile jeneza,wkt amelibeba yupo njian...
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Jamaa moja alikuwa anapiga chabo dirishani wakati wenye ndoa wakiwa kwenye mahaba,mara huko nje ya nyumba mwenyewe baiskeli aliyekuwa anakatiza gafla tairi la baiskeli lake liliburst na kulia...
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Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt...
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Ndugu zanguni, je hiki ambacho huwa naandika ndani ya jamvi letu tukufu la JF ndio tabia yangu?
Je kuna uhusiano gani kati ya mawazo yangu, uwakilishi wangu na tabia yangu?
Naomba kila mtu...
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Three friends have a nice meal together, and the bill is $25
The three friends pay $10 each, which the waiter gives to the Cashier
The Cashier hands back $5 to the Waiter
But the Waiter can't...
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:A S-rose:
Wandugu toka tarehe 28/05 nimekuwa hoi bin taaban kwa ugonjwa huu mpya wa Barcaphobiasis
Nimejaribu kila aina ya therapy bila mafanikio, nikasema nijaribu jivua gamba nikakuta...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
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