The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I...
Mlevi alianguka kwenye pipa la taka makalio yake yakiwa nje kidogo.., akapita kichaa akamtia Kidole... Mlevi akatingisha makalio...
Kichaa akauliza ''HUU MTAA UNA MATAJIRI KWELI, YANI makalio...
Kikwete-Viongozi Afrika wawe wabunifu
RAIS Jakaya Kikwete amesema Bara la Afrika lipo hatarini kuwa masikini wa kutupwa kuliko mabara yote duniani ikiwa viongozi wake hawatapata mbinu mpya za...
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions? To which the man replies, Yes, my girlfriend and I...
[9x2=18,1+8=9],[9x5=45,4+5=9],[9x7=63,6+3=9],[9x11=99,9+9=18,1+8=9],[9x29=261,2+6+1=9],[9x219=1971,1+9+7+1=18,1+8=9] and so on and on and on...keep trying with other intergers.
Mambo yalivyo ndani ya CCM tumefikia mahali tujiulize wanatupeleka wapi?Natutavumilia mpaka linii???KAMA ktk Azimio la Zanzibar UBONGO, ili la sasa kujivua
GAMBA Ni-KUJIVU NGUA NGUO . Tunelekea...
Leo sina muda wa kutosha ila nataka kuweka wazi mafanikio ya Tanzania tangu tupate uhuru. Yafuatayo ni mafanikio halisi na sababu za kujivunia uhuru wetu wa miaka 50:
i) Pamoja na kuwa na mito...
Sitaenda kwenye maandamano. Hata tukiandamana hakuna kitakachobadilika. Iliuwa kauli ya kwanza ya Mtanzania mmoja. Mwingine naye, Nendeni tu kwenye mkutano. Mtakalolizungumza lolote kwangu ni...
As one of the fellow JF and MMU member,
i wish you good day
i wish you good month
i wish you good year
i wish you good life
get more love
get more fun
get more laughters
get all what you need...
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
The Managing Director
Foods and Beverages (N) Ltd.,
Ingbo Village Road
Lagos
Nigeria
Dear Sir,
REF: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would...
Tangazo kwa wachaga wote;Chuo kipya kabisa cha kichaga (CHAGGA UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF LIFE) kinatangaza kozi mpya kwa mwaka wa masomo 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo;1-UBAHILI Miezi 3. 2-ULEVI miezi...
Kuna jamaa ambaye sisi masela wenzie huwa anatumania kweli, akianza kukutania hadi unatamani utoe machozi, lakini cha ajabu ukimtania yeye atakushikia marungu, mawe, nk, sasa 2mwelewe vp wana jf?
jamaa mmoja kama kawaida yake alikuwa amelala na mkewe na mtoto wao mdogo wa kike ilipofika saanane usiku baba akaomba mzigo wakati anashuhulika mara mtoto akashtuka akawa anatazama tu mama anavyo...
Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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