JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari jamani JF!
What does this say?
a- a bird in the bush.
b- a bird in the tree.
c- a bird in my bush.
d- a bird in the the bush.
e- a bush in the tree.
Haya wajuzi wa hii lugha....
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Katika kutaka kujua maendeleo ya afya za wagonjwa wa akili (vichaa) katika hospitali fulani daktali huangalia mienendo ya wagonjwa wale tu: yule anayeenenda vizuri huamini kwamba ana nafuu kubwa...
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Kuna bwana mmoja alikuwa hana ajira kwa muda mrefu licha ya kuwa alikuwa na elimu ya chuo kikuu.
Ili maisha yaendelee ilibidi ajishikize kwenye ajira ya udereva wa taxi.
Bahati nzuri kulikuwa na...
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A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the...
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Teja mmoja alikuwa na tabia ya kuokoteza vishungi vya sigara(i.e vipande vinavyobaki baada ya sigara kutumika).Kwa Kila vishungi sita(6),teja aliunda sigara nzima moja(1).Siku moja teja aliokota...
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As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven sacks
Each sack had seven cats
Each cat had seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St Ives?
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Nasikia Jiji la Dar ndo jiji pekee linaloongoza kwa wingi wa washamba duniani!
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Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied...
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Jamaa mmoja alimpiga kibao jamaa ana stimu za bangi, jamaa akamuuliza: "umenipiga kikweli au umenitania? akamjibu kikweli, Mla akamwambia: Afadhali kwani mi spendi utani.
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Baba mmoja alikuwa na mazoea ya kulala uchi. Siku moja wakati anajiandaa kulala akavua nguo, mara mtoto kaingia chumbani bila hodi. Baba akaona hii noma, ikabidi aufiche u b o o katikati ya...
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Mla bangi mmoja alifungia funguo ndani ya gari, wakaja vijana na waya wakamfungulia, akawaomba ule waya akatoe copy.
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Jk amekuwa bingwa wa kuwaunganisha watanzania katika mambo ya kijamii.
Amefanikiwa kutembelea hadi gerezani kuona jinsi maisha yalivyo,amehudhuria misiba mingi pengine kuliko rais mwingine...
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Shekh yahya na Gwajima nani zaidi
MCHUNGAJI AMPA MASHARTI SHEH YAHAYA-JANUARY 4 ,2010
Siku chache baada ya mtabiri mashuhuri wa Afrika Mashariki na Kati, Sheikh Yahaya Hussein wa Dar es Salaam...
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Mlevi mmoja alipita makaburini usiku bahati mbaya kulikuwa na kaburi lililochimbwa hajazikwa mtu, akatumbukia, kila alivyojaribu kutoka ikashindikana, akaamua kulala mule, muda si mrefu akapita...
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kWA VIONGOZI WOTE TANZANIA;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
YouTube - ‪The Black Eyed Peas - Where Is The Love?‬‏
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Jamani duniani kuna watu wa ajabu sana, huwezi amini leo kanisani nilikaa na jamaa mmoja anavuta sigara kanisani bila woga, nilitetemeka nusura niangushe bia yangu....
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tangazaji mmoja aliwauliza vijana 2 waliopuliza ganja:
Mtangazaji: Hebu wewe tuambie kuhusu Tz.
No.1: Mimi mshkaji Tz ni mama yangu imenilea na kunikuza.
Mtangazaji: Vizuri, na wewe ndugu tuambie...
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Uvimbe kwenye Ubongo :
Daktari: Nasikitika kukwambia una uvimbe kwenye Ubongo.
Masawe: Ndiyo (akaruka kwa furaha)
Daktari: Umenielewa nilichokwambia?
Masawe: Ndiyo nimekuelewa...
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