JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wakati wa ukoloni wa Mjerumani raia 3 walifanya makosa mwarabu, mhindi na mwafrika, wakatakiwa kila mmoja akatafute tunda kisha waadhibiwe. Mwarabu alikuwa wa kwanza kurudi ameleta ndimu, palepale...
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Hawa jamaa hilo kombe wamepewa baada ya kushinda mchezo gani?.......
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1. Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe...
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Wahenga walisema ukistaajabu ya Musa utaona ya Firauni.
Jana jioni watu wasiofahamika lakini wanaoonyesha kuwa walijipanga vizuri kipropaganda walitengeneza na kusambaza habari kwamba Dr. Slaa...
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kuna tetesi nimezipata hivi punde kutoka kwa watu wawili tofauti zikiwahusisha Mh. Lowasa na biashara ya magendo ya magari pamoja na r1 na kamanda kova kwa nyakati tofauti. Chanzo cha kwanza cha...
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Heshima mbele sana wakuu watu wazima na si vijana waliozaliwa 70s ukuta huu si wenu na wala msibandike kitu, acheni kaka zenu tujikumbushe raha za zamani!
Wakuu nataka tujikumbushe viwanja vya...
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Nawapeni heshima Members JF!
Naingia tena na hili la ku-brush bongo zetu.
1-Kuna watu idadi zao wapo Mia Moja...
2-Zipo kilo za nafaka Mia Moja...
Hawa watu wapo makundi matatu...
(i)kundi la...
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From Yahoo friends
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy...
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From Yahoo friennds
Gosh, my breakfast has been spoiled.
Marriage is about sharing
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain...
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Pocket money and Periods are alike , they com once a month last for 4-5 days , and wen u don't get it u know u r f*u*c*ked.......
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Waamini walikuwa kanisani, mara shetani akaingia ghafla na kusimama mbele altareni. Mlango ukawa mdogo! watu walitoka nje wakipiga makelele! Baada ya dakika 2 hivi watu wote walikuwa wametoka nje...
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Nakumbuka enzi za ujana wangu niliwahi kusikia kuwa, ukiota ndoto halafu unapoamka tu, igeuze shuka uliyojifunika yaani kule kichwani kuwe miguuni na miguuni kuwe kichwani, mara moja na yule...
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Jamaa alikatika mkono mmoja, akaona maisha yanakuwa magumu. Akapanda ghorofani ajitupe chini. Kabla hajajitupa akamuona jamaa hana mikono yote miwili akirukaruka kwa furaha. Akamuuliza 'mbona...
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Kuna jamaa yangu mmoja kaniacha hoi asubuhi ya leo.
Tangazo la tembo card limepita baada ya muda likaja tangazo la yule kijana aliyepewa mke wa kimasai baada ya kudondosha salama condom...
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Shetani alikuwa anaadhibu watu wake huko kuzimu.Aliwachukua watu akawatupia kwenye tanuri la moto mkali,watu walilia mno isipokuwa watu watatu tu,wao waliomba wapewe makoti mazito wakidai baridi...
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Boss: Where were you born?
Ngonjani: Songea ..
Boss: which part?
Ngonyani: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Songea
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A STUDY FROM ONE PSYCHOLOGIST: Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILEPhone
At home u watch TV,
but when u go out u take ur MOBILEPhone
No money, u sell the TV, got money u...
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The red tie has been nicknamed the "power tie", and with good reason. This bright color catches our attention and really makes us focus on the man wearing it.
But just what is it about the...
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Hongera kwa siku yako ya Kuzaliwa
Mungu akulinde, akuagazie, utokapo na uingiapo...
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Mimi nawashangaa sana hawa wakina dada.siku zote wakati wa kuvua nguo hata iwe inambana vipi anaipitisha kichwani,vilevile wakati wa kuvaa wanaipitisha kichwani isipokuwa chu** tu.kwanini mnafanya...
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