JF Chit-Chats
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Kocha wa timu ya Man u Sir Alex Furgason amesema kuwa timu yake itakata rufaa kutokana na Barcelona kuchezesha wachezaji zaidi ya 11 uwanjani,pia anasema kuwa amedhalilishwa sana timu ya Barcelona...
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A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said , Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy...
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Kila jamii ina tabia zake.
Ukienda kwa maaskari wanakuwa na tabia yao ya ujumla ambayo huitwa haiba.
Ukienda kwa waalimu hali kadhalika wana haiba au tabia yao.
Ukienda kwa wanafunzi ni hivyo...
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CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a...
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Jamani kwani ni lazima mtu ukifanya harusi utoe kadi za michango kwanini mtu usifanye harusi unayomudu badala ya kusumbua watu na mikadi ya michango! tena kibaya zaidi eti mtu anakuwekea kiwango...
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MFANYAKAZI WA NDANI ALISHINDWA KUJIZUIA BAADA YA KUMKUTA MAMA WA KIHINDI AKIJINYOA LAKINI MAHALI PAWAZI.BASI JUMA ALIPOKUWA ANAMSOGELEA ILI AJISHUHUDIE VITUZI KWA KARIBU MAMA AKAJUA ANATAKA...
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JF MEMBERS....I WANNA TELL U S'THING....... WE NEVER HAVE WHAT WE LIKE,WE NEVER LIKE WHAT WE HAVE,STILL WE LIVE,LOVE AND HOPE THAT SOME DAY WE WILL GET WHAT WE LOVE OR LOVE WHAT WE HAVE,THAT...
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Katika pita pita zangu nikadondokea hapa Zanzibarwebsite
Kuna Story moja nimeipenda sana Naomba Kushea na Nyie(Nahisi hii ni forum Yao)
Mada: JEEE HILI HALITALETA MATATIZOO...
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JAMAA MMOJA ALIINGIA JIJINI ANATOKA MKOA BASI BAADA YA KUHISI JOTO KALI AKAJITOSA KWA NYUMBA ILIYOKUWA JIRANI MAMBO YAKAENDELEA HIVI:NINA KIU NAOMBA MAJI YA KUNYWA= MWENYUMBA AKAMJIBU YAANI MAJI...
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Bacteria wanne(4) waliwekwa ndani ya kopo.kila baada ya dakika 1,kila bacteria hujigawa vipande viwili.Baada ya dakika 10,kopo lilijaa bacteria.Kopo lingine liliwekwa bacteria 8 kama kianzio.kopo...
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Mheshimiwa,
Tunaweza kukubaliana kwamba katika jiji letu la Dar es Salaam na majiji mengine makubwa,kero ya usafiri na nyumba za kupanga ni nambari moja.
Katika pitapita ya maeneo ya Ikulu na...
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KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO:
(1) Mfa maji?
tampa life jacket.
(2) Mwenda pole?
tachelewa fika.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ?
mizi taona mpaka dani.
(4)...
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Toto toka ndani ya yai jioni hii na ameanza kutembea hapo hapo
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Ili kuridhia kwamba nidhamu katika shule mbili ya wasichana na nyingine ya wavulana walimu wa shule zote mbili walikutan na kujadilihatimaye mambo yakawa hivi.=shuleni kwako wanafunzi wenu...
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A servant enrolled his King's donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read:'SERVANT's A*s WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that...
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You know you work for the government when:
* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about
*...
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Which is the most Dangerous
Letter in English??
The Answer is "W"...
as in Wrong
"W" is a tension generator...
because all the Worries and troubles get begins with "W"...
Who ? Why ...
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A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!"
Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!"
Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...
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A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head."I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' and a...
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Habari zenu JF.
Nami nimeona niwawekee hili humu ili niwaone wenzangu wasiokubali yawapite!!
Ni vipi utaweza kugawia namba 80 kwenye makundi manne...ambapo kundi la kwanza namba hiyo (i)uigawie...
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