JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jumanne bought a book $ 70 and sold it at $ 80, he bought it back again at $ 90 and sold it at $100. Did he make a profit or loss? of how much then?
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Bounsa moja alipopelekwa gerezani ile tu ameingizwa ndani akaanza kuwatishia wafungwa akisema''NASIKIA HUKU MNATABIA YA KUWACHEZEA WANAUME WENZENU KIMAUMBILE,LETENI UJINGA NITAUA MTU''ili...
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Kitendo cha Zitto ambaye ni Naibu katibu mkuu wa Chadema kutuhumiwa kuwa tarehe 3 May 2011 alituma pesa kwa ajili ya kampeni ya mgombea mmoja wa uenyekiti wa Bavicha kwa njia ya M-PESA si cha...
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Baba alishtuka usiku kwenda haja aliporudi akapunguza kandili vzr allipopanda kitandani kanga ikamdondoka, mtoto alielala chini akasema haya kwa hamaki:"Mama baba apanda na mavi" wee lala.
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Sasa kuna hii ishu ya kuwa na mtoto wa kiume halafu akawa ma poda, a.k.a Mteja, si unajua mbilinge za kulea kijana homu?
......haya...
..au ukazaa dume lako mwenyewe ukaanza kujibosti kwamba...
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 6, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents
know if any mischief occurs in their town,
the two boys are probably...
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nammiss sana sana hashycool..
mohamed shossi
michelle hivi hawa watu walipoondoka waliacha salam gani jamani yaani wallah leo tangu...
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her s*pe*rm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a...
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madereva.wawili.walikutana.ktkt.ya.daraja.na.mmoja.wao.alikua.gari.lake.limejaa.mzigo.akamuomba.mwenzake.arudishe.gari.nyuma.lakini.alifanya.kama.hamsikii.na.ndio.kwanza.akatoa.kitabu.akawa.anasoma...
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(HAKIMU):swali kwako mtuhumiwa#1,je unakiri kwamba jana tarehe 30/05/2011,uliiba mahindi shambani kwa bwana juma? (MTUHUMIWA #2):Sikubali! (HAKIMU):sijakuuliza...
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Pweza paulo alipotakiwa atabiri ni lini Arsenal itachukua kombe lolote, akafa hapo hapo!!
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A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains
look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...
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Subject: Resignation Letter
Dear Mods:
I'm resigning effective immediately from Jf!
The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before...
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Miongoni mwa hawa vijana, nani mwenye uwezo wa kujenga hoja bila kuzingatia vyama wanavyotoka.
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Am happy 2day ma babygirl is turning 2 years.happy birth/d sweetheart i love u!
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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and...
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A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains
look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...
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Dear Citizens of the World
Due to a slight technical error, the world was
unable to end on Saturday
(21st May 2011). Our technicians are
however working on the problem and
we will communicate...
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Ningewashauri wabadilishe jina la chama . Ukisema DEMA kwa kiswahili fasaha ni kushindwa. kwa hiyo CHADEMA maana yake kwa kiswahili fasaha ni CHAkushindwa
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Watu wanaoitwa Cheupe au White wameumbwa na kipaji cha ajabu cha kutengeneza chips.
Tafiti nawe utagundua
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