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Elimu ya bure..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by saitama_kein, Jun 2, 2011.

  1. saitama_kein

    saitama_kein JF-Expert Member

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    Girlfriend is like a MOBILEPhone

    At home u watch TV,
    but when u go out u take ur MOBILEPhone

    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILEPhone

    Sometimes u enjoy TV,
    but most of the time u play with ur MOBILEPhone

    TV is free for life,but for the MOBILEPhone , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

    But the MOBILEPhone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE Phoneit is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, MOBILEPhone doesn't

    MOBILE Phoneis a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you like it or YES)

    Most Importantly:

    TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEPhone's often do...
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

    Jun 2, 2011
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    Hii nimeipenda, safi sana! NA NDIYO UKWELI WA MAMBO ULIVYO!
  3. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

    Jun 2, 2011
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    ahahahaa, kweli gharama za kuhudumia TV ni ndogo kuliko simu.