Elimu ya bure..

[saitama_kein]

A STUDY FROM ONE PSYCHOLOGIST: Wife is like a TV



Girlfriend is like a MOBILEPhone



At home u watch TV,
but when u go out u take ur MOBILEPhone



No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILEPhone



Sometimes u enjoy TV,
but most of the time u play with ur MOBILEPhone

TV is free for life,but for the MOBILEPhone , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!


But the MOBILEPhone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable


Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE Phoneit is often high and demanding


TV has a remote, MOBILEPhone doesn't


MOBILE Phoneis a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you like it or YES)


Most Importantly:


TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEPhone's often do...

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Hii nimeipenda, safi sana! NA NDIYO UKWELI WA MAMBO ULIVYO!

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

ahahahaa, kweli gharama za kuhudumia TV ni ndogo kuliko simu.