JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen
with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the
Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire
would be death should he...
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Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around
his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but...
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Magic herb is well known to Kenyan scientists
File | NATION Scientists have linked this plant, known as as mtandamboo in Kiswahili, to the Loliondo wonder drug. Studies show extracts...
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Wanajf jamani nimegundua kuwa huko Mkoani kagera kwa ndugu zangu Wahaya wamepokea maendeleo ya mitandao ya simu kuanzia miaka ya 90's yani tangu hapo wamebatiza majina jipya watoto wao ,hebu cheki...
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Brain drain(wenyewe huita brain circulation)
madini,almasi,dhahabu,shaba,uraniam,''yellow cake''tanzanite....!
Beba twiga,vyura,nyani,kiboko,kifaru beba tu wenyewe tunagombana,tukija patana...
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nina ile kitu kinaitwa home sick,nimechoka sana na maisha ya ugenini,lakini naogopa kurudi
home na kukwama,hasa nikisia mambo ya mgao wa umeme!!!lonely life not good.
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chizifresh:anajiandaa kwenda kucheza mechi uwanjani ila cha kushangaza anatoka na jembe
mke wake anamuuliza:vp mbona unaondoka na jembe wakati unaenda uwanjani kucheza mpira?
Chizifresh...
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Hakuna kitu jamani, I jes wanted you pipo to realize my return!
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Kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa yuko bize kusoma, bibi yake akamuuliza 'mbona unahangaika hivyo mjukuu wangu' kijana kajibu 'natafuta C moja tu bibi niingie form five' Bibi akadakia...Si uende branch ya...
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Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a Hummer....to which she comments, " This car is BIG!!!" Ah ma sista, everything in Nigeria is Big!!! Get to grand restaurant for dinner....to...
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Kinyozi alikuwa na saluni yake juu ghorofani, mara alihamia chini. Akaweka tangazo hili ''KINYOZI ALIYEKUWA ANANYOA JUU SASA ANANYOA CHINI'' wateja wote walimkimbia.
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Mbunge wa viti maalum mkoa wa Iringa Mhe.Chiku Abwao akimuuguza mama yake mzazi Tatu Abdallahman (79) ambaye amerejeshwa hospitali na kutibiwa nyumbani kwake Gangilonga mjini Iringa...
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Wabunge wanao2humiwa kuomba rushwa ktk halmashauri ya Tanga ni Mbunge wa Mbozi Mashariki mkoani Mbeya, GODFREY ZAMBI, Mbunge wa Bahi-mkoani Dodoma, OMARI BADLWE na Mbunge wa Kondoa Kaskazini-...
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je huu usemi ni wa kweli?
Ni kauli iliyotajwa na mbunge mmoja {simkumbuki jina} ila na leo imerudiwa na mbunge wa viti maalum LUCY THOMASI MAYENGA.
Je kuna ukweli wa kauli hii?
Mana kwa...
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How to solve this problem. Construct the Boolean characteristics functions of the following set. Use evalb if necessary. "The set of positive integers i for which the ith prime is twice...
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Shalom!!!!..., Shukrani kwa Chit-Chat kwa kunipa uwezo wa kupost chochote... (Hopefully na huku BAN haipatikani....)
Kuna hii Quiz Nimeona I have decided to share........
Nyerere analo refu...
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Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
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Baada ya kupitia hii
https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/149390-nimfanyeje-kiumbe-huyu.html
Ambayo kwa kiasi kikubwa imeno touch
Nimejikuta navutiwa na uandishi wako,nahisi...
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A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country and
decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks...
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Hapo zamani kulikuwa na kijiji na katika hicho kijiji kulikuwa na punda aliekuwa akitumiwa kubeba mizigo ya wanakijiji. Wenye kutaka kwenda kusaga, kuchota maji, kubebea mazao walimkodi kuwafanyia...
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