JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ni kawaida kwa kila kitongoji, mji, wilaya au mkoa hapa Tanzania kukutana na kibao hiki KARIBU WILAYA YA...(weka jina mfano TABORA). Lakini hali ni tofauti sana unakwenda kule kwa makamanda na...
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Hivi unawezaje kumwambia mwenzio JIAMINI wakati wewe mwenyewe hujiaamini?hili ndio tatizo tulilonalo watu wengi,lakini je ni sahihi ama si sahihi kumrekebisha mwanzako unapoona amekosea?kipi ni...
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Mdai: Hodi nyumbani!
Mtoto: Karibu!
Mdai: Hujambo?
Mtoto: Sijambo, shikamoo mgeni!
Mdai: Marahabaa, baba yako yupo?
Mtoto: Hayupo
Mdai: Sijamwona siku nyingi, kwani amekwenda wapi?
Mtoto: Subiri...
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A nigerian mum says after receiving news that her teen daughter is pregnant, "chineeeke, my daughter u have killed me oooo, i told u if a man touches ur breast say 'DON'T' and if he touches ur...
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habari wakuu wa jamvi.
Sote tunajua kuwa mambo mengi yanaendelea na nimeona nichukue muda wenu kukumbushana baadhi ya nukuu za wakuu wetu.
Nadhani ziko nyingi na zinaweza kutusaidia kukumbuka...
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one asian person visit the bank for money loan of dollar 50000 which will be paid after one month, the bank officer give him the payment interest of 10% per month and asked him about the loan...
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Mama mmoja na familia yake baada ya chakula cha mchana akaauliza watoto wake,jamani mbona toothpick kila nikinunua zinaisha haraka? House gal akajibu,labda uwaulize wanao maana mimi kila...
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Siku ya kwanza mida ya jioni flani akaiba nguo zilizoanikwa juu ya kamba. Akakamatwa na masela wakampiga sana makofi kisha wakamwachia ila wakamtahadharisha asije tena kuiba kwani wakimkamata tena...
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Nimeshangazwa sana na CDM a.k.a MAGWANDA kwa kupalilia mkaa wa moto, na ukiisha waka wao wanakimbia bila ya kuuzima. Wao ndio waliowashawishi wanafunzi wa UDOM kugoma baada ya Lema kuwajaza...
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These guys from Central are Genius.
This is a true story that took place last week in Kisauni Makaburini Mombasa!
A wealthy gentleman had passed on and was being buried at the Kongowea Cemetery...
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Zaidi ya wanawake 250 wa mji mmoja nchini Kolombia wameanza mgomo wa kuwapa unyumba waume zao ili kuishinikiza serikali iifanyie marekebisho barabara inayoingia mjini humo...
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Mwenzetu hajaja ofisini, tangu asubuhi tumejaribu kumpigia simu lakini simu yake ikawa haipatikani.
Jioni hii nimemetembelea nyumbani kwake na nimebahatika kukutana naye. Anasema lkashindwa kuja...
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Wakati watanzania tunaendelea na uvumilivu kuhusiana na mgao wa umeme. Eti ni kweli wenzenu Senegal wametia kiberiti ofisi ya nishati kisa ni "MGAO WA UMEME"
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haya sasa...... inamakidogooo.... bana pumziiii kidogoooo.. Tafadhali naomba ufanye ninacho sema..... Narudia tena... inama kidogoooo....... gud..... bana pumzi tena kidogoooooo.... inamia tena...
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Old Bwi (nick name) is at the bar and hes in one of his drink until everything is at forgotten stages.
The barmaid [a good friend] continually tells him hes had enough and should go home...
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Jamani kuna kaka anakaribia miaka 45 anaishi kwao, anadai eti anataka kunioa. Nkamuuliza tutaenda kuishi wapi, ananiambia eti hapohapo kwao. Ameni upset ile mbaya.
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Katika Gazeti Pendwa la Ijumaa toleo namba 679 lilinasa picha za mwanama mmoja ambaye jina lake lilidaiwa kuwa ni Tuma ambaye inasemekana kuwa ni mtoto wa kigogo akiwa amepiga picha chafu na...
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wadau wa jf, kumekuwa na aina mbalimbali za magari kwa mfano, used na brand new, automatic na manual, ya mjapani, mchina, mfaransa, mmarekani, mjerumani na yale ya kibongo (nyumbu), na kwa...
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Ha, ile thread iliyokuwa hapa imeenda wapi??
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