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When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die!
Imagine when you...
Jamani ndugu zangu kwa nini tunategemea nchi iendelee kwa staili hii, mimi mwaka jana niliomba kufungiwa maji kwenye plot yangu mwezi wa tisa mpaka sasa hamna kitu na nimelipia kila kitu...
Kwa heshima na taadhima napenda kukutakia Kaka yangu mpendwa (GARMII) Heri na Baraka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa 28/06.
Mungu akutangulie katika maisha yako na akuongoze na kukuongezea hekima na...
A poll-taker asked a young housewife what
form of birth control she and her husband
used.
'We use the bucket-and-plate method,'
replied the Woman.
'Umm, I'm not familiar with that method,'...
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts sucked.
It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
Vibaka wanne walikodiwa kumfanyizia kitu mbaya baunsa mmoja mwenye tabia ya kuchukua wake za watu.Walimvizia wakati akitoka matembezini mida ya saa 2 usiku,wakamkamata na kumburuzia...
Wife after realising the mistake.
Wife: Dear, Iam so sorry. I forgot to shake the bottle before giving the baby medicine.
Husband: Dont worry dear, We'll shake the baby instead.
Salamu zangu natoa kwa wana Magwanda, ambao hutoa kauli kanjanja
Ni watu sio makini zaidi ya ukanda , ambao dini kwao iko kwenye kiganja,
Magwanda ni mafukara wa kwanza, kwa hoja zao zisizo makini...
kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa na mpenzi wake kwa muda mrefu sana, basi ikatokea siku moja jamaa akapata scholaship kwenda kusoma nje ya nchi, huku nyuma mpenzi wake uvumilivu ukamshinda akatoka na...
Kujadili mambo yanayohusu nchi si kwamba unajiingiza kwenye siasa, bali ni kujalibu namna ya kuinusuru nchi na lolote baya au kuendeleza jambo jema. Wana jf fungukeni na tokeni katika chupa hiyo...
Gozigozi nililoliekspiriensi zenji zis taimu ndio nimebilivu kwamba mwanangu ukipewa ishu na mtu ambaye dizaini anaweza akalingana na mshua wako ki1eji, ..usipotezee ile mazima. Lifanyie kazi...
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