JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Inasadikiwa kwamba kwa vile mambo ya kusimamia nchi yamemshinda JK sasa anatafuta hifadhi nchi nyingine ili akipata ajiuzulu.
Tatizo hakuna nchi inayomkubalia -- za hivi karibuni ni Syechelles...
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Konda: Ndege? Ndege mpo?
Abiria: Shusha...
Konda: Waache ndege
(Hapa huwa najiuliza wameshushwa raia au ndege?)
Konda: Kipawa?
Abiria: Wote kimya... Konda anachukulia hamna wa kushuka...
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>Biashara asubuh jioni mapenzi.
>Haraka haraka huchana condom.
>Mficha uchi nye*e zitamuumbua.
>Samaki mkunje kama style ya kichuma mboga.
>Mtoto akililia wembe ujue kaishaota mavu*i.
>Alie...
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- Why you can tell your friend "You're my best friend" but you dare not tell your wife "You are my best wife?
- Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple...
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nawakaribisha kiota cha SIMBA KAPAKATWA kupata moja moja ya kushtua kabla ya kuelekea kijiwe cha Sinza!!. then Jumapili Church ambapo mtumishi wa Mungu Aspirin atakuwa anaongoza ibada akisaidiwa...
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Mwanafunzi: Kitendawiliii
Wanafunzi: Tegaaaaaaa
Mwanafunzi:Nivue nguo nikupe utamuu??
Mwalimu: Mshenzi wewe acha kutukana
Mwanafunzi: Mwalimu hujui?? jibu lake ndizi.
Duh ticha kabaki kaduwaa!!!
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Tina ana kasuku kadhaa na cage kadhaa kwa ajili ya kubebea hao kasuku.Akiweka kasuku wanne wanne katika kila cage,cage moja inabaki tupu.Akiweka kasuku watatu watatu katika kila cage,kasuku mmoja...
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New Employment Rules
*SICKDAYS* *
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. *
*MARTENITY...
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uasili wa slaa unapaswa kuchunguzwa maana binafsi ananichanganya kumjua kuwa,yeye ni mtanzania halisi au ana asili ya uzulu. Bila shaka si kwaida kumshuhudia mtanzania halisi kuwa natabia ya...
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jamani ehee tukumbushane enzi zile ile zile za chekechea darasa la kwnaza la pili mpaka tatu.
Ile michezo ya
Ukuuuuuti ukutiiiiiiiiiiii wa mnaziiiiii wa...
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Guys naomba ufafanuzi juu ya haya nini tofauti yake
chizi
kichaa
mwendawazimu
tahira
Mjinga
mpumbavu
tnx
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University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie.
Kwakuwa muda...
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Intelligent shopkeeper
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.
He was horrified when another...
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Lawyer huyu .....!
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him...
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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my
choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next, father approaches...
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A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks...
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the...
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There was once a Chagga man called Malekia who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir...
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jamani wa heshimiwa mi naona warudi tu manyumbani sababu hakuna wanachofanya huko
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iNSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in...
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