JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna jamaa alitoka bush na kwenda kumtembelea jamaa yake aishiye mjini..Kwa bahati mbaya au nzuri jamaa alipofika kwa mwenyeji wake akapewa chumba ambacho ni self-contained(choo+bafu...
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out...
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Leo nilienda maeneo ya millenium towers, wakati naingia kuelekea crdb nikakutana na mkaka akiwa kwenye mishe zake..The way he was dressd up imenibidi niwashirikishe..
Alikuwa amesukia uzi wa...
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Dear Salary
Please come back to STAY with me.
You left in such a rush last month,
I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans.
I'm sorry about what I did last month...
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Anapo nitongoza mwanaume ambaye hanywi pombe, havuti sigara, wala kilevi chochote basi mimi hoi.
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Ni mbunge wa viti maalumu Mbeya (CCM) na mkiti wa kamati ya bunge ardhi. Leo akiwasilisha maoni ya kamati yake kama kawa kaanza na kushukuru hadi panya wa nyumani mwake na kisha familia yake...
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Jama kila NIKIZIBA MACKIO NAKUA SICKII KABISA!NI TATIZO GANI HILI BHARUNGWANA??NISAIDIENI
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Aisee bora humu liongezwe na JUKWAA LA WACHAWI!maana kuna mijamaa sehem yoyote haiswihi!..jitu lipo jukwaa la utani alaf linaleta za kumind!ebo?
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nimemind sana mtoto mkali ananitabasamia halafu rafiki baya limenibania linamwambia aachane na mimi halafu limeniangalia kwa pozi!hivi ni kweli midemu mibaya inaringa au ni wivu tu kwasababu...
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eti wachaga Wamezoea pesa mpaka ukiwauliza saa badala ya kusema kamili wanasema kesh(mfano ukiwauliza ni saa ngapi, kama ni sasaba kamili wanasema sasaba kesh!!
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Wa ndugu,
Huyu jamaa wakati kamati kuu inamalizika na kutangaza mikutano ya jana ya Arusha juu ya kuwaelewesha wananchi juu ya upuuzi wa uliofanya na madiwani wale ilitangazwa...
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Hongera zikufikie, kimwali kumtwaa
Wambea msiwasikie, nyumba na mitaa
Karaha msizishike, msingenyo kukataa
Hongera zikufiee, kimwali kumtwaa...
Kwa mbali msikike, mkipeta na ku ng'aa
Pamoja...
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amini usiamini chaja na simu ni mtu na mpenzi wake, na walitaka wasikutane (kimwili)
mpaka wafunge ndoa, ila wewe na wenzako mlivyokuwa mna tabia mbaya mnachukuwa
chaja mnaichomeka kwenye simu...
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Mwanafunzi mmoja baada ya kufanya kosa shuleni,mwalimu mkuu alimtuma aende nyumbani akamlete mzazi wake.Alipofika shuleni na kuelezwa makosa ya mwanae,baba wa yule mwanafunzi alikasirika na...
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Jana kuna dada aliinama kwenye daladala sijuh alikuwa anaokota nini huku nyuma nguo ikafunuka kucheki mkanda wa chupi umeandikwa hivo.
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Walianza maji tukakubali kwa ahadi,wakaji umeme tukazoea,ikawa mafuta ikawa ni kuamka alfajiri kuwai foleni.
Chonde chonde msije mkaingia kwenye bia maana hizo ndo zinatupotezea mawazo.
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Tuesday Feb 24, 2009
Varsity sacks Kenyan impostor
PIUS RUGONZIBWA, 24th February 2009 @ 10:07
Management of St Johns University in Dodoma has sacked Kenyan Paul Maweu, who the...
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