Sex Tricky!


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Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me
shag you. But the girl said NO.
Rajput said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for R200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The b*a*s*t*a*r*d used coins!"X_X =))
 
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Hahaha i can imagn how long it took!
 
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Ndege mjanja hunasa kwenye tundu bovu. Kanasa kirahisi na vitamaa vyake
 
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kama vile namuona alivokua akihama nae kila anapojaribu kuokota coin moja kwenda ingine...ha ha ha!!
 
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hahahaha, this is nice. mshikaj mjanja kupitiliza
 
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Teh teh teh.......
 
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Duh! Huyo ndo mhindi
 
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Yah! Thats kul....No free lanch!
 
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Nimeipenda hiyo!!!!! manake tena fikiria kama zilikuwa ukubwa wa thumuni, huwa zinateleza kwenye sakafu kishenzi hivyo walikuwa wanafukuzana kwenye sakafu huku kitu kikiwa mwake mwake babake!!!!!
 
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huh.................kali kuliko
 

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