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Imekula kwake

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kakosea,baada ya msg kutuma kwa hawara katuma kwa mama mkwe! ilikuwa inasema,''Mi nakupenda nimevumilia nimeshindwa nimeona nikwambie ya moyoni,naomba tuwe wapenzi mke wangu hawezi kujua'''Wakati anatafakari atafanyaje jibu likaja kutoka kwa mama mkwe ''nami nakupenda,ungechelewa ningekwambia mimi,maana huwa ukiwa na mwanangu mi ndo nadata mpenzi,leo usiku uje'....dah
     
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    kwikwikwkwiwkwiwkwiwkwwkwiwkwiwkwiiiiiiiiiiii mbavu zangu mie angeikimbiza..
     
  3. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    makubwa haya.....
     
  4. Mbaliche

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    kifaranga na kuku zote ni nyama. Kula noma zaidi kifaranga kkijua.
     
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    tobaaa!..
     
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    Giddy Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Inaonekana wewe na Mama mkwe wako mna damu zinazofanana makundi pia wote naamini ni Ccm kwani hamna aibu.
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!! Hapo pagumu..
     
  8. TANMO

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    Hahahahahaaa,,,, Huyo imekula kwake mazima wallahi!!!!!!!
     
  9. DEVINE

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    Dah zali bandidu hilo.
     
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    Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! hata sijui kama nimeisoma thread yako au naota, hata sijui!
     
  11. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    kwakua mama wa ndege nae kanasa ni vizuri ukachinja wote
     
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    Dunia imekwisha,imebaki kama 'time-bomb'!
     
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    Bejajunior Senior Member

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    Ooooh haha, mwenye Mali akigundua mbona utaipenda hah......
     
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    Balozi Chriss Senior Member

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    Man Exellent unatisha.....Teh teh teh teh teh
     
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    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli asiyejua maana haambiwi maana.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mh i think is just a jock but in reality ngumu sana kutokea
     
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