Methali, methali

[lwampel]

1.Mtoto akililia wembe..ujue kakuwa. 2.Haba na haba... huleta mahaba. 3.Asiyefanya kazi...ale mavi. (Ongezea za kwako)

 

[lwampel]

Mtaka cha uvunguni sharti ainame....je? mtaka cha kitandani sharti afanyeje?.

 

[ndetichia]

nnnnnn!...

 

[Mzee]

Haba na haba, haba nyingi.

 

[Adrian Stepp]

Mchezea mavi hakosi kunuka

shuzi likubanalo hulijambi likakwisha

 

[senator]

Tehe tehe tehe hii ya shuzi kiboko!

 

[Mtalingolo]

Teh teh teh kweli shuzi likubanalo hulij............!!!

 

[pomo]

zimwi likujualo....halikuli kabisa
usipoziba ufa,,,,,mwizi atachungulia

 

[DEVINE]

Mwizi apigi hodi.
Vichaa kwao milembe c jf.

 

[Kabakabana]

mficha uchi utaliwa na nyenyele

 

[Spear_]

Simba mwenda pole..iko gonjwa hiyo ..au ha.ni.thi

 

[Apollo]

Mtaka cha uvunguni sharti ainame....je? mtaka cha kitandani sharti afanyeje?.

sharti ajilaze/alale....

 

[Ma Tuma]

aliye juu mfuate hukohuko.

 

[Jeji]

kuchamba kwingi...... kuondoka na ma-v.
mlenga jiwe kundini.......hajui limpataye.

 

[Jaguar]

Chovya chovya utachovya na kwenye chupa ya acid!

 

[Yuri G]

<font color="#ff0000"><b>Mchezea mavi hakosi kunuka<br />
<br />
shuzi likubanalo hulijambi likakwisha</b></font>

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mbavu zangu mie. . . .

 

[luckyperc]

Nyani halioni kundule (ku.ndu lake)

 

[Mwakalinga Bujo]

aliye juu mfuate hukohuko.

aliye juu lazima alipanda kwa ngazi

 

[Maayo]

Samaki mkunje mpaka anye.

 

[ARV]

Simba mwenda pole..iko gonjwa hiyo ..au ha.ni.thi

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Simba mwenda pole, Atafungwa na Yanga.