Sales girl: sorry Sir,you can't smoke here
Man:but I bought this cigarette from your shop
Sales girl:yes we also sell condoms here,does it mean you'll start fu**ng us..
Jamaa moja alikuwa na mazoea ya kwenda kuogelea kwenye kisima kimoja kikubwa kilichotengenzwa kwa sakafu kila upande.Kwa kawaida yake akifika mita 30 kutoka kisamani anakimbia kwa nguvu na kurukia...
why is 6 afraid of 7?-because 7 ate 9!!!! [7 8 9]
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.One says, "I've lost my electron".The other says, "Are you sure?"The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.
Maths...
A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some...
Mzee mmoja alikuwa anadaiwa madeni mengi yasiyolipika.Katika wote wanaomdai,kuna jamaa aliyemkopesha sh.5000
ndo alikuwa anamsumbua kila siku kumdai pesa yake.Siku moja alfajiri yule jamaa...
Katika kipima joto cha ITV kuna aina tatu za majibu
1. NDIYO
2. HAPANA
3. SIJUI.
Mfano wa Swali.
-----Ongezeko la watoto wa mitaaani jijini Dar es Salaam, Je serikali ilaumiwe?---------
Hapa...
A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the bitch
Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son
Differentiation with Integration
(Do, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)
Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,
Near Polynomial...
kuna dogo mmoja alikuwa anahudhuria mafundisho ya dini sikumoja mwalimu alikuwa akifundisha akauliza wangapi wanataka kwenda mbinguni? watoto wote wakanyoosha kasoro yuke dogo mwalimu akamuuliza...
Nanukuu kampeni za mgombea huyu huko Igunga;Nitaanza na vijana>>vijana hamna kazi,mnakaa vijiweni bila kazi>>vijana mna 'very problems'>>Ninyi ni kama solar panels,mnachomeka juani muda...
Habari zenu wana JF, Kwanza namshukuru Mungu kwa siku hii ya leo, ni siku njema inayopendeza machoni pa Mungu. Namshukuru mama yangu mpendwa kwa sababu katika siku hii ya leo tarehe 28 September...
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go...
Wana jf nawasalim
My boyfriend kasafiri na atakuwa ughaibuni kwa miezi kadhaa.Nampenda sana na niko tayari kuolewa naye hata mkee wa pili in case atarudi na mke
My problem is this:Kaniachia...
Mwana jf kila uamkapo asubuhi utakutana na KALABLASHA TATA ambapo ndani kutakuwa na mada ya kuzumzia kwa asubuhi hiyo tafadhali usikose kupitia.
Hii itaanza kesho nenda search andika kalablasha...
1. Isiwe ndogo saaana,
2. Iwe nzuri na yenye mvuto,
3. Isiwe imetumika mno,
4. Isiwe na umeme,
5. Iwe maeneo ya uswazi (cheap),
6. Iwe nyeupe na ndefu,
7. Mpangaji niwe peke yangu,
8. Isiwe na...
Nakutaka wewe,
Wewe wa kike ambaye umekuwa ukichangia sana post zangu,
wewe ambaye umekuwa unapitia kutazama profile yangu,
nasema na wewe wa kike ambaye unastahili kila kilicho cha kwangu...
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