JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Akitangaza katika kipindi cha jahazi, mtangazaji Kibonde ameiponda tuzo ya Mo Ibrahimu inayotolewa kwa viongozi/marais wa Africa wanaofanya vzuri katika uongozi wao. Ameielezea tuzo hiyo kuwa ni...
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Avatar hizi zimekamilika kwenye fani..
1. Hossam
jamaa ameifurisha baiskeli yake na ndizi-sijui mchaga huyo, kisha anaikokota kwa mikogo..asee
2. Rev sr Masanilo
Prefix ya jina lake ni Rev...
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Jamaa akiwa amepiga suti nyeupe,alikuwa akisafiri kwa mguu kuelekea kijijini kwa wakwe zake pamoja na mkewe.Jamaa alibanwa na mkojo lakini akaona uvivu kuchepuka porini kukojoa,akaamua kujikaza...
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After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy
notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed.
He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously...
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Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - YouTube
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Wanajanvi naomba msaada kuondokana na tatizo hili.Kwani anapenda sana kulamba lamba ata mimi ananilamba sijui chanzo ni nini?
Yaani ata nikitoka kazini nafungua gate utaona tu ameanza kutoa...
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Mtoto alikua anabishana na mama yake. MTOTO:Mbona jogoo huwa anamkimbiza kuku jike? MAMA:Kamuibia chakula chake.
MTOTO:Mbona mbuzi dume huwa anamdandia jike?MAMA: Kachoka kutembea anataka...
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Kama inarudiwa mnisamehe, ila nimeipenda:
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be...
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- Closed
Kati ya wale madiwani kadhaa wa Arusha waliovuliwa udiwani kuna Rasta mmoja aliyejipatia umaarufu kwa jina la Charles David Mpanda. Jamani diwani rasta wa Arusha kata ya Kaloleni kwa tiketi ya...
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The Pastor entered his donkey
in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the
donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT...
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Jamani kweli mtu ana amini na na kuonewa huruma utadhani kweli!
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What is Facebook..?? .. .. .. .. ..... Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets No Response.. :( & When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets (50 Likes), (35 friend
Requests), (20 Private Messages), &...
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KALUTA, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical check up.
A few days later, the doctor saw Kaluta walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of...
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Chong was studying Engineering in Britain. He soon began missing his fried rice, so one day he walked into a corner Greek store to order a takeaway. But Chong had difficulty rolling his R's and...
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Pata sukari, mayai, baiskeli, kanga, pilau, walikuku, sambusa, tairi za trekta, madaftari, bia
aina zote, petroli, matunda, nazi, vitumbua, mitumba grade 1, supu ya utumbo, mabati,
vocha, mtego...
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Dada alipewa ujauzito na mchina.
Baada ya miezi tisa alijifungua na miez mitano baadae mtoto alifariki.
Mama:nilijua,nilijua,nilijua!
Watu:ulijua nini?
Mama:Bidhaa ya kichina.
Watu:kivipi...
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Mzee mmoja mkazi wa Iyunga Mbeya mjini,alimtafuta kijana ili ampe hela,akampige mtu nondo na yy kuiweka kwenye biashara yake ya nyama.Alimpata kijana mmoja na kumlipa pesa,ili akampige nondo mtu...
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Mtoto mdogo wa kiume kamsimulia mamaye: Mama, unafahamu kuwa dada(house girl) kumbe ni malaika? MAMA: kwa nini unasema hivyo? MTOTO: nilimwona akiwa u.c.h.i mikono ameshika ukutani akisema "mungu...
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Hakika kwa wale wapendao siti za ubalozini wakati safiripo ni raha tupu, ukubali jaribu siku uone.
Jana niliwa safarini kuna na kaka alikua amekaa siti moja na binti mrembo bila shaka katokea...
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