Women are like cards


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A woman is like a pack of cards ...

... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch
 
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A woman is like a pack of cards ...

... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch
I hope you've a mummy, sister(s), ...................take care
 
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Hivi umezaliwa na mwanamke au mwanaume...I can't imagine!!
 
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siyo sahihi na mtu aliyezaliwa na mwanamke hawezi sema hayo. Hatujui wewe mwenzetu?
 
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Hata kichaa hawezi sema hayo!!! Kama ulitendwa pole lakini kumbuka una mama yako, shangazi na hata dada zako. Pole!
 
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mh..is this supposed to be a joke? :confused2:
 
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jaman this are jokes tu dont take it dat serious yall! Hahaha mkuu u made me laugh! A spade 2 bury that bitch lol!
 
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Mhhh hata kama jokes imekaa vibaya
 

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