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ni muhimu please go through this.
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Nimeamua kwenda Arusha wiki ijayo kama sehemu ya kujipongeza kwa ushindi. Yeyote mwenye taarifa ya sehemu nzuri zaidi za kujiachia tafadhali anisaidie kunijulisha. Nitasafiri kwa lifti ya...
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've...
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Kuna wakati hujikuta na wakati mgumu wa kuamua kwa haraka.
Dada salma alitembelewa na Baba mkwe wake.
Asubuh ameamka anakwenda kukoga kwenye choo cha nje anamkuta Baba mkwe wake,mumewe na mwanae...
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habari zenu wote,wapi naweza pata mafunzo ya kuogelea kwa DSM?msaada plz kama wajua.
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Jamaa mmoja alipiga tungi akawa bwax akawa amelala akaota kuwa kawa mwanamke alafu ana jifungua akajitahidi kusukuma ilipo shituka kutoka kwenye ndoto akakuta bonge la mi mav
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Wana jamvi nimeona niwaletee hii picha inayoonyesha mabadiliko mbalimbali katika fashion ya nguo za ndani za dada zetu!!! So far, wapo kwenye BIKINI stage....what next???
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wanaJF ni ukweli usiopingika kuwa adada yeetu huyu alikuwa mfano wa kuigwa kama walivo wengine ktk hili jukwaa hasa kwa mada na uchangiaji wake, kwa muda sasa haonekani ktk hili jukwaa, mwenye...
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Kulikuawa na panya watatu, walikuwa wakibishana kuhusu ujuzi wao na kila mmoja alijigamba kuwa yeye ni mjuzi zaidi yamwenzie,
Panya 1: mimi ni nouma, ninauwezo wakutegua mitego ya aina yeyote...
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ni kwamba maisha yamekua busy saaana, watu wanashindwa kunawa nyumbani...ni kwamba uchafu wa cku hizi ni mgumu sana hauwezi kuondoka kwa njia ya kunawa kawaida home!!?cjui!!!
...lakini hilo...
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WHO IS A SLAVE HERE?
Dear Friends! Ever wondered how hard we work to fill our lives with luxuries that we hardly have time to enjoy?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... The luxury Cars, Land Cruisers...
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Wakuu kuna jamaa kwa muda mrefu kweli amekuwa akimwaga matusi kwa j.k kwa style ya kuhubiri, utasikia kikwete kichaa, kikwete ni joka, kikwete mpumbavu, hili joka mungu ataliondoa.
Kwa wanaopita...
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mlevi mmoja kila siku akirudi nyumbani anampiga mkewe bila sababu, kila siku anamwambia kesho nikirudi nikukute haupo na ubebe kila kitu chako unacho kipenda humu ndani, basi siku mbili zimepita...
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‎"Jamaa mmoja alikuwa ndani ya daladala, Tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz of gesi. Jamaa akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata bit la mziki. Kweli Jamaa akajamba kwa kufuata biti la mziki na tumbo...
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A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology?
The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U...
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Ilikuwa ni mida ya saa tisa mchana,kijana wa kiarabu Razaq anaeish na mkewe kwenye nyumba ya familia yao,kilele zinasikika dada zake na Razaq wanamzomea Razaq huku wakimmiminia maneno machafu...
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