Baada ya kutokea kwa ajali ya boti zanzibar Rais wa jamhuri ya muungano wa Tanzania mh: Jakaya mrisho kikwete alikuwa akihutubia huku akitabasamu kama kwamba halikuwa Tatizo kwake,kama mwanamuziki...
mzee mmoja aliekuwa pande la baba miraba minne alikua akitaniana na mjukuu wake mambo yakawa hivi: mjukuu: eti babu uliniambia nianze kuesabbuu,; mmoja niongeze neno kablaya mmoja ambalo ni mtu na...
You have probably seen this before. It's called "COWMATICS". Read on...
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both...
A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town. Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push...
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiakia bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he...
Wadau ninamdogo wangu amechaguliwa kusoma masters degree 'MSc in natural resources mgt and assessment @Udsm.
Anataka kujua km inalipa au atapoteza pesa na muda wake?
Naomba ushauri wenu wadau..
The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen:
"Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
One student replied:
"You...
Story : Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"...
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out...
Jambo wana JF... baada ya kumaliza karibu majina yote ya watu mashuhuri kwa Mitaa na Barabara hapa BONGO nawaomba tufunguke kuhusu Mtaa/Barabara tumpatie M.K.W.E.R.E? Ndg.B.Mkapa tume-reserve...
Nawashukuruni kwa mapokezi mazuri mliyonipa dah hata siamini yaani nyie ni mfano wa kuigwa Mzee wa mpango shukurani BW Barikiwa PJ Sante sana Sahara voice thanx Mzee wa Upekuzi thanx na wengine...
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The...
Most irritating moment: Morning alarms
Most dreadful journey: Way to class :
Most lovely time: Meeting friends!
Most tragic news: Test in 1st period
Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent ...
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
1. Specificity
2...
When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also changes considerably.
Read these...
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how John and his roommate Julie looked at each other. She had long been suspicious of...
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