A boy went to the gym and ask the coacher
BOY: hey i want to impress a girl and i will meet her after 3 days which machine should I use?
COACHER: use the ATM machine outside..!
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Let it go....
There are pple who walk away from u, when pple walk away from u let them walk..
Don't talk another person into staying with u, loving u, caring about u, calling u..
Don't talk...
Taarifa zilizopo kwenye deports/wakala wa bia zinaonesha kuwa kale kabia nako kameshapanda bei tena kwa asilimia 12.5. Tumekwisha. hakuna tena kupanga mipango na na migogoro itazidi kwani wanaume...
jana tulikuwa sehemu tunapata moja moto moja baridi baada ya kijimuda kupita kuna kaukimya flan kakajitokeza pale... Mara jamaa m1 akaamua kuuliza ivi nchi gani ipo jilani na USA Kuna mwanetu m1...
Dah, nilijikuta ghafla nimefika Posta ya zamani, acha ile mpya yenye makelele na mijengo mingi ya kisasa.
Pale kwanza kuna upepo bwana, wa bureeh! Afu kuna garden pale mbele ya NBC Corporate...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na watoto wa shule. Ikagundulika kuwa amempa mimba mwanafunzi. Akafikishwa mahakamani. Baada ya kuona kafikishwa mahakamani akaenda kwa mganga kuloga ili...
One day a mother went 2 visit her son Tom and his room mate, but when they were up for breakfirst the mother recognised that there was something going on between the two, Tom reading his mother's...
Wanyama pori walikuwa darasani.... Mwalimu akauliza 'nani mwenye masikio makubwa'? Simba akacheka sanaaa, kisha akajibu 'PUNDA'. Wanyama wote wakamcheka Punda. Mwalimu akauliza tena 'nani mwenye...
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wakuu hii message imeingia kwangu muda sio mrefu.tunaweza kumpata mtumaji??
Kuna familia moja ilikuwa na mtoto tangu azaliwe hajawahi kuongea hadi anafikisha miaka 4. Siku moja akasema Bibi,kesho yake bibi yake akafariki. Ukapita muda kidogo akasema Babu,kesho yake babu...
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