JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
NAHITAJI KUJUA KUHUSU BAN NI NINI? MAANA NAONA MTU KAANDIKA AMERUDI BAADA YA KUPGWA BAN. UKIFANYA NINI UNAPIGWA BAN. NANI ANAEKUPIGA BAN. UNAJITOAJE. KWEMYE BAN? WAZOEFU HEBU MNIJUZE HILI. NB...
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habarini za leo! hivi mnaonaje ikapangwa kama tafrija moja hivi kwa ajili ya wana JF kukutana na kufahamiana na kujenga uhusiano mzuri? tuonane na kina erotica, king'asti, mtotowamjini, boflo, na...
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Reasons why I never visit rich people !!
Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please
"
Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal...
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..Mtu na akili zako kweli unafungua zipu ya Suruali na kutoa Limshedede lako halafu unakojoa juu ya Sink la kunawia badala ya kukojoa chooni!!!@@###
..Hii imetokea Uwanja wa Taifa jana katika...
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Kuna baadhi ya members humu ndani nimeona wameanza katabia kachafu cha kummendea mke wangu cacico, wananivizia mimi nikiwa sipo wanaanza kumfuata fuata na kutaka kumtongoza mke wangu tena wengine...
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jamaa alienda kwa mganga ili afundishwe UTABIRI.
Mganga akamwambia jamaa avue nguo kisha ainame.Jamaa akavua akainama.mganga akaanza kumpaka mafuta matakoni.Jamaa akashtuka.
'babu vp unataka...
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Hapa ni kijiweni, ukifika yeyote utakayemkuta kijiweni ruksa kupiga nae story, kumwambia / kumuuliza chochote.
Kwa kuanza, habari zenyu wana chit chat? hope mko pouwa, vp w-end inakwendaje hapo...
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Siku hizi sina raha, na mke wangu nyumbani
Nirudipo kazini humkuta, kajiinamia
Nauliza vipi mke wangu, mbona umekasirika, hushindwa kunijibu hubakli anaalia
Nazidi kumbembeleza sana sana mke...
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JUHA; Nilimpigia simu mke wangu akapokea hakusema 'hallow' nikauchuna sikuongea mpaka pesa zote zikaisha!!
ZOBA; Niligonga mlango mke wangu akafungua hakusema karibu nikasimama palepale mlangoni...
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with Dj mtu chake ..and Mr Rocky..on one and two
...chagua ngoma tukugongee mwanzo mwisho..
..tunaanza na Yeke Yeke...
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Patient: Doctor please give me something I have severe stomach ache.
Doctor Bentum: Take this pill u will be fine and meet me after 2 days.
After 2 days..... Doctor Bentum: How are you...
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Wakulu, wajukuu na vijana wangu.
Huyu mkoloni wangu kajipendekeza kuingiza mshahara mapema mwezi huu. Ntautandikaje weekend hii? Nawakaribisheni nyote hasa wale wapenzi wa ulabu. Bila kujali...
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Kulingana na malalamiko,madai na migogoro inayo endelea kwa wafanyakazi mbalimbali nchini kwetu, hebu sasa tujaribu kupendekeza ni kima gani cha mshahara na Posho kinafaa kulipwa wafanyakazi...
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Unafahamu, huwa najiuliza mbona wabunge hawajawahi kugoma kwenda Dodoma? Ukiongea na waheshimiwa Wabunge, wanalia njaa pamoja na posho za kila siku hiku wakitimiza wajibu wao. Vikao vya Bunge ni...
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Baada ya mwizi kuvamia nyumba moja usiku hapa kitaa na kuiba vito pamoja na vitu vingine na akijiandaa kuondoka ghafla anadakwa mguu na dogo..
Dogo : usipochukua na begi langu na shule NAPIGA...
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Ni nani anamoderate chit chat? Nataka nimjue kabla sijatoa maamuzi magumu coz anavuruga akili za watu kinomoumer. Haiwezekani mtu aanzishe thread halafu uidelete kama unanawa vile tena bila...
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1. THE COMPLAINERS- hawa
yani
Umeme usikatike Kidogo ,.
Lazima
Watoe Status kuhusu Umeme au
Tanesco
2. THE PREACHERS- Hawa
wenyewekila
Ijumaa ujifanya
Wameguswa sana ..
Wanatoa Status za...
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BABA ,wewe mtoto niletee soda
MTOTO, pepsi au cola
BABA, pepsi
MTOTO,ya kopo au ya chupa
BABA, ya kopo
MTOTO, ya baridi ya moto?
BABA, hee wewe mtoto mbona maswali
mengi haya...
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Jamani natafuta wale wenye sifa zifuatazo ili angalao week end hii nipate wakutoka nao.
Kwanza awe ana 'JF Bronze' au 'JF Gold' awe mwenye jinsia tofauti na mimi.Ni urafiki wa kawaida tu na si...
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katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.mtoto akakataa,mama akamwambia ''nyonya kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye'' anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...
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