dogo mmoja 4yrs huwa anapenda kuwatch tv. sasa mara nyingi huona tangazo la soda ya mountain dew linalosema "kuna wanyamapori wanaoweza kufunzwa si mountain dew". basi cku moja akamuuliza mamaake...
wapenzi wa chit chat leo ndio miye kungwi wenu nimerudi na dawa ya kumtibia Asprin baada ya kukutwa na dhahama ya kukojoa dagaa baada ya kutoka na cacico na tego hili aliwekewa na Young_Master...
A priest offered a Lady a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up...
Ni matumaini yangu mu wazima wa afya.
Nipo ndani ya basi la Buffalo kutokea Dar kwenda Arusha, wanajf mliopo Arusha na wenye mapenzi mema na wageni naombeni kampani yenu. Gari inasemekana...
Watu wameingiwa na wasiwasi sana kuhusu Mgomo unao endelea. Nafurahi kuwafahamisha kwamba sisi madoctor wa mapenzi tunaendelea kutuoa huduma ikiwemo ushauri nasaha. Hivyo basi wale wote wenye...
Jamani eeh..I had a rumour kutoka kwa mtu wa ndani pale muhimbili hospital kwamba Dr.Ulimboka amepata kidney failure.Kwa mtazamo wangu mdogo wa biology,huwezi kupigwa pekee halafu ukapata kidney...
Wadau habari zenyu.
Hivi majuzi nilipita kwenye Thrade ya Mh. Stevoh yenye headin' "Hawa ndiyo watoto wa sasa".
Thrade hiyo ikanikumbusha kisa hiki :-
Boss :- Haloo P/s hebu kaniletee files za...
ngoja niwasimulie hadithi, hadithi hadithi . . . . . .
hapo zaman za kale palikuwepo simba na chui. basi walikuwa marafiki kweli
hebu endeleza. . . . .
If u have food in your fridge, clothes on your body, roof over your head,and a place to sleep;
u're richer than 75% people of the entire world.
If u have money in your wallet, a little change, and...
A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later on, she sends a text message to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife read the text, became furious & packed out...
1. Mdada anaingia kwenye daladala na viatu vimechongoka anakukanyaga, halafu anakuuliza Samahani umeumia?
2. Kwenye msiba utakuta watu wanalia,Kwanini kafa yeye? Jamani kwanini kafa yeye...
Kila kitu ni left hand
Gari left hand
Bajaji left hand
Cherehani left hand
Nyumba ipo left hand
chumba kipo left hand
kitanda kipo left hand
avatar za wana jf zipo left hand
Picha kwenye...
Siku moja kuna watoto walikwenda katika bustani yakanisa wakapanda juu yamiti ili kuangua matunda. Wakati wapo juu yamti mmoja kati yaowatoto wakike alikua hajavaa nguo yandani. Sasapadri akawa...
Waungwana eeh!
Hivi ni kwa nini hizi nyumba za Wageni (Guest houses) siku hizi hazitumii sana hilo jina na badala yake neno Lodge ndo linachukua kasi? Je ni mahitaji ya wateja hasa wenyeji...
naomba leo wana jf woote mliopo maeneo hayo, mjipange mabarabarani na muonapo tu gari la green star mlipungie mikono kwa nguvu sana.... napita mitaa hiyo leo... Kongosho nikipita mwadui nikuletee...
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