Special thread: Interesting (best) Quotes | Misemo yenye hekima ndani yake, Nukuu

[BAK]

Nyingine ii

only the weak need to prove their power through force...!

Hahahahahahah Now I know without any doubt that you're not Maimuna...LOL!

~Yours truly~

 

[Maria Roza]

Hahahahahahah Now I know without any doubt that you're not Maimuna...LOL!

Hahha hhaa BAK dictionary inasaidia😀

 

[BAK]

Hahha hhaa BAK dictionary inasaidia😀

Hahahahaha ok...dictionary gani hiyo!? Maimuna hata ukimpa dictionary akae nayo siku nzima atatoka kapa na kuendelea na kauli yake, "Mimi Maimuna"... LOL!

 

[Felixonfellix]

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.

 

[Twande]

Hi good pple... Lets have fun here with how/what pple think of marriage lol..
Here we go..
'In the first yr of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens'
'In the second yr, the woman speaks and the man listens'
'In the third yr, they both speak and the neighbors listen.'.....lol

 

[PakaJimmy]

In the fourth year the woman speaks via phone, coz she has been sent back to her parents!

 

[Twande]

'Getting married is much like goin to the restaurant with friends. You order what u want, and when u see what the other fellow has, u wish u had ordered that'... Mmh

 

[Twande]

'There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced'....bwahahahaa.. Guys b careful

 

[Twande]

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@PakaJimmy....Hahahaaa.... thats only when there still communication lol...otherwise pita huko nipite huku..

 

[Twande]

Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad?
Father: I don't know son , Iam still paying for it
Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't kno his wife until he marrieS?
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!...Mmhhh

 

[Twande]

'When a newly married man looks happy, we kno why. But when a ten yr married man looks happy, we wonder why'!....Ahahaaa wana utani na wanawake eee?!

 

[Twande]

'They say when a man holds a woman's hand b4 marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self defence'..Mmh

 

[Twande]

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open'....Hahaaaa

 

[Twande]

'The difference btn marriage and death...Dead pple ar free'
Haaa!

 

[Maktauwo]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

 

[FirstLady1]

Tks Twande nakuja

 

[FirstLady1]

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

[FirstLady1]

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~

 

[Fixed Point]

haya sasa mpambano Twande na Firstlady1.
Tupo nyuma yako FL1, ushindi ni jadi yetu; ha haaaaaaaaaa

 

[FirstLady1]

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

goooooosh sio mimi...