Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[babayao255]

Ila hakuna slums kama zilizoko Nairobi ambayo inalingana na kigamboni tu

Huwa mnapoteza kabisa muda wenu kubishana na huyo mjinga! 😂😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Sasa ndo ulipoenda kuokota baadhi ya hizo picha bisha

Mimi sijaleta picha ya mvuti hapa ila najua ipo Dar na ni Kijijini kabisa panalimwa mihogo. Yani Kijijini kabisa na tunaambiwa vile Dar ni kubwa. Ukubwa wa vijiji!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

huku watafika baada ya 50 yrs 😂😂😂

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DOtvwBDDBRM/?igsh=MW15Z2lpd2tiemZnOA==

Hatari

 

[Nicxie]

Ila hakuna slums kama zilizoko Nairobi ambayo inalingana na kigamboni tu

You say slum? 😂😂

View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135?t=7C1GyjouKb92ghz5lMNTpw&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

Sasa ingekuwa yamefanywa Tanzania dhidi ya kampuni yoyote ya Kenya ungesikia vilio vyake

Wasichojua Rostam ndiye aliweka Ruto madarakani!

 

[Nicxie]

🤣🤣🤣
View: https://x.com/Sello_Libram/status/1960040778086203621?t=voOmqELFhv5TBX7T1Gr9QQ&s=19

 

[babayao255]

DRC nao wameamua, ni muda wa kondoo kuanza kupiga kelele mitandaoni. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/xtr_africa/status/1968378932513980504?s=46

 

[AMARII]

You say slum? 😂😂

View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135?t=7C1GyjouKb92ghz5lMNTpw&s=19

Ka mji kadogo na overpopulated. Ndio maana slums ni nyingii

 

[Nicxie]

Ka mji kadogo na overpopulated. Ndio maana slums ni nyingii

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Nairobi slums are in selected areas. Dar, on the other hand, is just one continuous slum

 

[concordile 101]

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You say slum? 😂😂

View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135?t=7C1GyjouKb92ghz5lMNTpw&s=19

Hata Mimi naweza post x nikisema ruto ni mwanamke na nikawa na hoja🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slums zinazojulikana duniani ziko Kenya mfano kibera ,dandora kariobangi ila hakuna known slums kwa Tanzania. Unaruhusiwa kujifariji

 

[concordile 101]

Nairobi slums are in selected areas. Dar, on the other hand, is just one continuous slum

70% ya population ya Nairobi ni slum dwellers hata hiyo pipeline ni slum dwellers tu wapi , wenzako washakuja kutafuta hizo slum mnazosema wakachemka

 

[The best 007]

Wewe unajua hata kitisuru inapatkana wapi hii Nairobi? Hebu onyesha hiyo slum tuone.

Meanwhile, endelea kuumia. More of Kitisuru.
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Does mswaki come even close? 😂😂

Kwahiyo ukipunguza angle ndo unadhani utaficha ma slums ya kenya? Nioneshe sehemu yoyote kenya nitakuonesha slum, kitisuru hii hapa ukibisha naongeza angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[NairobiWalker]

Maana FIFA wana uwezo mdogo wa kufikiri kama wewe. 😂😂😂
Latest Men’s World Ranking.
Hizi zimekuwa updated leo na FIFA.
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You realize you've dropped more points than us don't you?😂

 

[President of China]

Hili jambo linawauma sana wakenya wote


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DOsr1E1DRD9/

 

[Chill]

😂😂😂vipi hali ya babu yako baada yakula tissue paper?...

Nyang'au Chill tayari anajiona anaishi Singapoor duh🤣

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Chill]

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Ww ni upinde

🤣😂😂😂😂🙌hii hasira yote kwasababu imekushinda kubadilisha kiatu tangu ujue kutembea 🤣🙌...

 

[babayao255]

You realize you've dropped more points than us don't you?😂

Hizo ni kelele tu.
Hoja ni hii.

 

[Chill]

Wewe ni kichaa wawapi? Huoni ujenzi unaendelea 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3474425View attachment 3474426View attachment 3474427
Alafu kuna mjinga ka like huku anaumia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤭🤣🤣Leo ni throw back thursday muoneni The brainless 007 20 years ago alivyokua aki sambaza 'madumu ya mafuta' kule airport before he was promoted to be a gate keeper watchman😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌...

 

[dear_x]

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KI

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KITU HAMTASEMA ,DAR YETU NI CHAFU.NA HIZO PICHA ZENYE MNATUMA KWA JUU HAZIONYESHI MABANDA YALIYOJAA BARABARANI YA MACHINGA,PALE KIMARA SAHV HUELEWI HATA UINGILIE WAPI DARAJANI WAFANYABIASHARA WAMEJAA,MITAANI KUCHAFU NDO USISEME,SIJAWAHI KUFIKA NAIROBI ILA MOSHI TU NI PAZURI KULIKO DAR KABLA HATUJAAMUA KUBISHANA NA WATU WA NAIROBI

 

[dear_x]

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KI

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KITU HAMTASEMA ,DAR YETU NI CHAFU.NA HIZO PICHA ZENYE MNATUMA KWA JUU HAZIONYESHI MABANDA YALIYOJAA BARABARANI YA MACHINGA,PALE KIMARA SAHV HUELEWI HATA UINGILIE WAPI DARAJANI WAFANYABIASHARA WAMEJAA,MITAANI KUCHAFU NDO USISEME,SIJAWAHI KUFIKA NAIROBI ILA MOSHI TU NI PAZURI KULIKO DAR KABLA HATUJAAMUA KUBISHANA NA WATU WA NAIROBI