Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Wewe unajua hata kitisuru inapatkana wapi hii Nairobi? Hebu onyesha hiyo slum tuone.

Meanwhile, endelea kuumia. More of Kitisuru.
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Does mswaki come even close? 😂😂

Kwahiyo ukipunguza angle ndo unadhani utaficha ma slums ya kenya? Nioneshe sehemu yoyote kenya nitakuonesha slum, kitisuru hii hapa ukibisha naongeza angle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[NairobiWalker]

Maana FIFA wana uwezo mdogo wa kufikiri kama wewe. 😂😂😂
Latest Men’s World Ranking.
Hizi zimekuwa updated leo na FIFA.
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You realize you've dropped more points than us don't you?😂

 

[President of China]

Hili jambo linawauma sana wakenya wote


View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DOsr1E1DRD9/

 

[Chill]

😂😂😂vipi hali ya babu yako baada yakula tissue paper?...

Nyang'au Chill tayari anajiona anaishi Singapoor duh🤣

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Chill]

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Vita ya picha kunyan wenzako uwa wanaikimbia humu,utakua mgeni

🤣😂😂😂narududia tena, tofauti yetu sisi nikwamba tunajua natunakubali zipo changamoto, inhali nyinyi mnajua changamoto zipo lakini mnazificha, so hata ukuje na vipicha millioni hauta mstua hata mbu but mimi nije tu na kipicha Kimoja hasira itawajaaa nakuwachokora hadi mkunduni🤣😂😂😂🙌

 

[Chill]

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Ww ni upinde

🤣😂😂😂😂🙌hii hasira yote kwasababu imekushinda kubadilisha kiatu tangu ujue kutembea 🤣🙌...

 

[babayao255]

You realize you've dropped more points than us don't you?😂

Hizo ni kelele tu.
Hoja ni hii.

 

[Chill]

Wewe ni kichaa wawapi? Huoni ujenzi unaendelea 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3474425View attachment 3474426View attachment 3474427
Alafu kuna mjinga ka like huku anaumia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤭🤣🤣Leo ni throw back thursday muoneni The brainless 007 20 years ago alivyokua aki sambaza 'madumu ya mafuta' kule airport before he was promoted to be a gate keeper watchman😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌...

 

[dear_x]

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KI

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KITU HAMTASEMA ,DAR YETU NI CHAFU.NA HIZO PICHA ZENYE MNATUMA KWA JUU HAZIONYESHI MABANDA YALIYOJAA BARABARANI YA MACHINGA,PALE KIMARA SAHV HUELEWI HATA UINGILIE WAPI DARAJANI WAFANYABIASHARA WAMEJAA,MITAANI KUCHAFU NDO USISEME,SIJAWAHI KUFIKA NAIROBI ILA MOSHI TU NI PAZURI KULIKO DAR KABLA HATUJAAMUA KUBISHANA NA WATU WA NAIROBI

 

[dear_x]

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KI

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KITU HAMTASEMA ,DAR YETU NI CHAFU.NA HIZO PICHA ZENYE MNATUMA KWA JUU HAZIONYESHI MABANDA YALIYOJAA BARABARANI YA MACHINGA,PALE KIMARA SAHV HUELEWI HATA UINGILIE WAPI DARAJANI WAFANYABIASHARA WAMEJAA,MITAANI KUCHAFU NDO USISEME,SIJAWAHI KUFIKA NAIROBI ILA MOSHI TU NI PAZURI KULIKO DAR KABLA HATUJAAMUA KUBISHANA NA WATU WA NAIROBI

 

[dear_x]

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

MTABISHANA HAPA ILA KUNA KITU HAMTASEMA ,DAR YETU NI CHAFU.NA HIZO PICHA ZENYE MNATUMA KWA JUU HAZIONYESHI MABANDA YALIYOJAA BARABARANI YA MACHINGA,PALE KIMARA SAHV HUELEWI HATA UINGILIE WAPI DARAJANI WAFANYABIASHARA WAMEJAA,MITAANI KUCHAFU NDO USISEME,SIJAWAHI KUFIKA NAIROBI ILA MOSHI TU NI PAZURI KULIKO DAR KABLA HATUJAAMUA KUBISHANA NA WATU WA NAIROBI

 

[Nicxie]

70% ya population ya Nairobi ni slum dwellers hata hiyo pipeline ni slum dwellers tu wapi , wenzako washakuja kutafuta hizo slum mnazosema wakachemka

Pipeline slum

Dar middle-class area

 

[Chill]

Huyo karudi tena na vipicha vyake since 2017, haki ya mama kenya nothing new 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na pembeni ya hapa kuna nini?🤭🤭🤣👏

 

[ichoboy01]

Kaenda kuokota mpaka picha za mvuti

wamepata hasira tayari😂😂😂

 

[Chill]

Kwamba matajiri wa Dar wanamiliki punda? Punda? 🤣🤣🤣 Not even horses? 🤣🤣🤣 Yani huko glorified fishing village owning a donkey is a sign of opulence? 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣😭Huyu jamaa huwa na kichwa kizuri kweli?ama ni Yale ma fumes ya jetfuel yanamuadhiri akiwa kwenye uskani pale anapochunga gate mbwa wasiingie usiku😂😂😂🙌

 

[concordile 101]

Pipeline slum [ATTACH

Acha kuokota picha za miaka ya 2022

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Pipeline ya mwaka huuu ni hiii hapa

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[concordile 101]

🤭🤣🤣Leo ni throw back thursday muoneni The brainless 007 20 years ago alivyokua aki sambaza 'madumu ya mafuta' kule airport before he was promoted to be a gate keeper watchman😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌...View attachment 3474943

Tuko mwaka 2025 unaenda kuokota picha za 2018

 

[Teargass]

Kwamba matajiri wa Dar wanamiliki punda? Punda? 🤣🤣🤣 Not even horses? 🤣🤣🤣 Yani huko glorified fishing village owning a donkey is a sign of opulence? 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[concordile 101]

Na pembeni ya hapa kuna nini?🤭🤭🤣👏View attachment 3474956

Pambaneni na hiii kwanza muache kuokota picha za 2018

View: https://youtu.be/HdDQSP4EpZE?si=ynrgUqvdAxgMbnyC

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

😂😂😂vipi hali ya babu yako baada yakula tissue paper?...

Hata sijui ndugu nyang'au😎

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule