Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Marcelly]

Kwa sasa hakuna wa kuidanganya DUNIA ni lazima uongo ujitenge tu hao ni Zimbabwe na Uganda na bado wengine wengi tu

Sio zaidi ya kukushangaa ni vile imagine upo kijiweni kwenye utani unaambiwa

"Kwenda huko bana huna lolote ndio maana uliokota soda ya jero"

"Huyo hawezi nunua soda kaokote"

Ukimuuliza mtu akuunganishe Bar
Utasikia

"Hebu wewe subiri gari nyingine ianguke ukaokote"

It pains mzee it's humiliating asee kushobokea chakula bongo.

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[buffalo44]

How does this tweet dispute whatever I have posted that Kenya's current installed electricity is 3,812MW?

Yale yale ya Kisumu kagazeti.

Fanya kuleta hivyo vyanzo sasa

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

How does this tweet dispute whatever I have posted that Kenya's current installed electricity is 3,812MW?

Wewe nyang'au kwa nini unaingilia uhuru wangu wa kunukuu?😂

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Marcelly]

57.878 Aufrufe · 773 Reaktionen | Don't go too high one day you will need us #aboyfromnkarini | Ryan Thespy

Don't go too high one day you will need us #aboyfromnkarini.

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[President of China]

Pamba FC wamemchabanga mtu huko Kenya na wamechukua Kombe


View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMAkNugNm/

 

[President of China]

Ruffa Gutierrez - In Tanzania, Serengeti​

Full Name: Sharmaine Ruffa Rama Gutierrez
Born: June 24, 1974 in Manila, Philippines 
Occupations: Actress, model, TV host, pageant titleholder


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Wakenya wanaumia Sana

 

[President of China]

Tanzania Miaka mingi sana tulishaanza mambo ya Sayansi - mpemba effect​

The Mpemba effect is the observation that a hot liquid (such as water) can freeze faster than the same volume of cold liquid, under otherwise similar conditions. The effect is named after Tanzanian Erasto Mpemba, who studied the effect in 1963 as a secondary school student, while freezing ice cream.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kwa sasa hakuna wa kuidanganya DUNIA ni lazima uongo ujitenge tu hao ni Zimbabwe na Uganda na bado wengine wengi tu

Ila Wazimbabwe nao ni Wapumbavu kujifananisha na Tanzania kwa kutumia Mangalangala!

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huwa hawakosoi chochote, aliyekuwa akikosoa ni Mkikuyu- Akili timamu na yeye wakaanza kusema ni Mtanzania.

Between Kenyans and Tanzanians, who criticizes their government more? That’s not even a question worth debating. Drop a pin anywhere on the map of Africa, ask the first person you meet, and the answer will always be the same.


And let’s be real—if you honestly think that Mkikuyu- Akili timamu clown is Kenyan, you’re either arguing just to save face or you’re plain stupid. His real nationality reeks from kilometers away. Everyone knows Tanzanians love pretending to be Kenyans online just so they can spit negativity about Kenya. On SkyscraperCity— Geza Ulole once made a fake profile called “Kibera” to pose as Kenyan and trash-talk the country. Didn’t take long before he was exposed and banned.

 

[Marcelly]

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Maisha ni kupambana #lifestyle #video #tbt #instagram #tiktok #jesus #news #happy.

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[NairobiWalker]

Muulize maana yake!

This is a stupid take even for you Geuza. Even if I didn't know the meaning, what would stop me from googling it before I post it? What an idiot.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Tumeyatormba kwenye geto lao. 😂😂😂
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Tukabeba na kombe.
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[Mpwimbe]

Maneno hayo sio mageni mjini

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Waliweka mpka electric wires kwenye bango😅

 

[Geza Ulole]

Aviation Media Tanzania

Ndege ya kampuni ya AURIC AIR, De Haviland Dash-8 imetua na kuruka katika Kiwanja cha Ndege cha Sumbawanga Mkoani Rukwa mnamo Septemba 8, 2025. Kutua na kuruka kwa ndege hiyo ishara kwamba, kiwanja...

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[coodip1]

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Nyie nyangau manaona street lights mpaka huko madongo kuinama ama mnajitoa data tuu hapa

 

[Chamoto]

Between Kenyans and Tanzanians, who criticizes their government more? That’s not even a question worth debating. Drop a pin anywhere on the map of Africa, ask the first person you meet, and the answer will always be the same.

Tunaongelea wakenya wa hapa JF

And let’s be real—if you honestly think that Mkikuyu- Akili timamu clown is Kenyan, you’re either arguing just to save face or you’re plain stupid. His real nationality reeks from kilometers away. Everyone knows Tanzanians love pretending to be Kenyans online just so they can spit negativity about Kenya. On SkyscraperCity— Geza Ulole once made a fake profile called “Kibera” to pose as Kenyan and trash-talk the country. Didn’t take long before he was exposed and banned.

These assumptions and accusations are not verifiable.

 

[coodip1]

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[NairobiWalker]

Tunaongelea wakenya wa hapa JF

Kwa hivo unakubali Kenyans criticize their government more right?

These assumptions and accusations are verifiable.

Of course they are. That's why I said them.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Baada ya kubamizwa na wagambia hadi wakapoteana leo nyang'au wanatupa bomu mochwari kwa hasira dhidi ya Seychelles😂

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Chamoto]

Kwa hivo unakubali Kenyans criticize their government more right?

Hivi unajua sasa hivi bila VPN huwezi tumia JF, ukiwa Tanzania, na hii ni baada ya waTZ ku criticize government?

Of course they are. That's why I said them.

I meant to say, "are not verifiable".