Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Hii hasira yote ya manufacturing imeletwa na hii list. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1933527516549165333

 

[fysk]

Maize milling is part of manufacturing, ama unadhani nikama ile mahindi yenu ya poshomill. Weeeee ushamba ni mbaya 🤣 🤣 🤣

Value addition. You are given incentives to add value from raw materials finished product for export.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Nyumba karibu na ukuta ni ishara ya 2 things:
1. Your financial situation (Build smaller proportions)
2. Ushamba

Sasa hiyo nyumba iko karibu na ukutani mkundu wako.? 🤣🤣🤣 👇🏾

umeona nyumba za pembeni ya geti ulizopost zenye you are claiming ni beetter. 👇🏾

🤣🤣🤣 zipi ni nyumba za pembeni ya ukuta kati ya hizo za washua wajanja hapo kunya vs D platnumz’s house.? 🤣🤣🤣

Mbona wewe unapata maumivu hivi mkundu wako.?

 

[kennedy0000]

Sasa ni wewe ama ni mimi mwenye anapata maumivu.? 🤣🤣🤣 kwasababu the discusion is about the famous football players touring Tanzania.. wewe ndio unaumia.. ugulia polepole fool

Mzee, you will note few if any Kenyans here post about or are excited by some visitors.
They are too many to count, and we outgrew that phase in the 2010s.

If you want to keep a better track of tourists coming in and out of Kenya, the Gen Zs on Instagram might be more helpful.

 

[concordile 101]

List ya what our EPZ does ni wewe umekuja nayo, kuweka avocado kwa box ni value addition, sasa rudi kwa hio list yako usome tena utuambie hio value addition umehesabu mara ngapi. Unajipiga own goal kama pumbavu leo. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Kwahiyo ukiweka avocado kwa box umefanya manufacturing?
Et bidhaa zote za epz ni manufacturing ikiwemo na service sio.

Yaan tukisema tucategorise viatu kama cashewnut na sesame ambazo kabla ya kusafirishwa zinabanguliwa mbona basi tuna zaid ya 3bil usd🤣🤣🤣

Horticulture sio manufactured goods na zipo kwa epz zenu

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Hii hasira yote ya manufacturing imeletwa na hii list. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1933527516549165333

What does Zambia manufacture when its total exports are less than $3B?
Kikubwa hapa kinatoka kwenye kopa.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Upande wenye abiria wengi ni karemi kwenda kivu ila sio kigoma na kuna meli kibao upande wa Kongo ila ingiza zako sasa uone fitina

Mimi nasemea meli za kubeba maroli na magari

 

[kennedy0000]

Sasa hiyo nyumba iko karibu na ukutani mkundu wako.? 🤣🤣🤣 👇🏾View attachment 3380378umeona nyumba za pembeni ya geti ulizopost zenye you are claiming ni beetter. 👇🏾View attachment 3380382View attachment 3380383View attachment 3380384🤣🤣🤣 zipi ni nyumba za pembeni ya ukuta kati ya hizo za washua wajanja hapo kunya vs D platnumz’s house.? 🤣🤣🤣

Mbona wewe unapata maumivu hivi mkundu wako.?

Lol. None of the house in Kenya belong to someone with 50+ million YouTube views in a single song.
Hizo labda wakenya wamenunua na mortgage.

Do you have a comprehension problem? So, shida ya Diamond ni pesa ama ushamba?

 

[concordile 101]

What does Zambia manufacture when its total exports are less than $3B?
Kikubwa hapa kinatoka kwenye kopa.

Ukikoboa Mpunga kuwa mchele umefanya manufacturing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mzee, you will note few if any Kenyans here post about or are excited by some visitors.
They are too many to count, and we outgrew that phase in the 2010s.

If you want to keep a better track of tourists coming in and out of Kenya, the Gen Zs on Instagram might be more helpful.

Wenzako wanapoat visitors maarufu wakija hapo kunya. Kwahiyo tulia, wacha wivu na maumivu ya kipumbavu. 🤣🤣🤣 yani umeenda mbali kabisa kwamba eti ooh mkijenga river park watalii watakua hawaji bongo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nani kakwambia wazungu wanakuja Africa kushangaa mazingira ya kutengeneza.?

 

[nairobae]

Value addition. You are given incentives to add value from raw materials finished product for export.

Manufacturing is just a component of value addition. Value addition is a very broad term and it involves many things not limited to manufacturing or processing.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Lol. None of the house in Kenya belong to someone with 50+ million YouTube views in a single song.
Hizo labda wakenya wamenunua na mortgage.

Do you have a comprehension problem? So, shida ya Diamond ni pesa ama ushamba?

Unataka kuzingumza kuhusu nini wewe mbwa .? 🤣🤣🤣. Hao si ndio wadosi wa Kunyarenda.? The most affluent suburb.? Kuna mkenya mjanja kuliko Diamond.? Starting from your president.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mpwimbe]

Everyone passing by Tanzania, before settling in Kenya as home.
How many YouTubers/influencers have moved permanently to bongovumbi?

You people are very dumb.

TZ doensn't tell any foreigner to stay, doesn't offer dual citizenship.

Doesn't allow foreigners to own land.

We speak our language.

They still flock here everyday.

You think it's a big deal having foreigners as expats.

They live in TZ ,everywhere, not only Dar es Salaam.

I saw one in bongo a while back who was so excited to move to Dar, can't remember her name.
She quickly found out why Tanzania is an LDC, and why expats move to Nairobi instead. 😂 😂 😂

This is super dumb.

Beyond the 3rd class BRT and 2 or 3 highways, Dar is what I would describe as Nairobi in the late 90s to mid 2000s.

1970s - 80s architecture. Your CBD looks worse than our downtown. Vast number of empty prime plots.

Supwr dumb.

While a dictatorial government can divert country money to the capital to build shiny roads, the pockets of the landlords and tenants don't lie.
Worse part, even the newer buildings and many of those under construction in Dar, look like buildings we built in Kenya in the 2000s.
Many new ones are too short for their prime location, meaning Dar will be a midget city for a very long time.

So, having Rich old tribal kinpins recycling themselves in power is what you call democravy that will take you out of slums??

This Congolese guy described it best recently. After leaving Dar unimpressed, he could not stop comparing Nairobi to Guangzhou and Atlanta.
I can't remember the number of times he said African leaders, particularly his own country DRC and Tanzania, should come to Nairobi and benchmark.
(Turn on English captions)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6xMunA0k&t=1484s

If Bongoslum you don't do anything by 2027, you'll leave Afcon very exposed. 😂😂
Nairobi can stop all construction right now, and we'll still be the better city for 95% of visitors in 2027.

Once the Nairobi river park is done by 2027, it's literally game over for bongoslum. 😂😂

There are ton sof Congolese in TZ.

Nobody ana shobo nao.

We are used to them, and we know them well.

We know our country, amd we don't need any validity from anyone.

 

[fysk]

Manufacturing is just a component of value addition. Value addition is a very broad term and it involves many things not limited to manufacturing or processing.

Yes ndio maana inategemea na soko lako unapoexport. Unaweza ukazalisha unga ukaexport kwa anayezalisha biscuits. Chapati clips na kazalika. Au ukazalisha final products

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Kwanza kina mchina anajenga meli zake tatu pale karema kwa ajili ya kusafirisha mzigo wake wa madini wastani wa 60,000 kwa Kila meli kwa mwezi yote hii kwa ajili ya sgr Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sasa sijui wakenya watasafirisha nini

Kunyan wanakuambia tambo lao la chang'aa likifika uganda linaunganisha congo na rwanda,wangejua sgr yetu inanukia mwanza na isaka soon wangelia

 

[Teargass]

In 2024 Kenyans invested $1.3B outside Kenya.


View: https://x.com/moneyacademyKE/status/1937020291785564390?t=7KLHyXJ0o-VfgKGUpbsQJQ&s=19

 

[Chamoto]

Zanzibar hakuna manufaa kwa daraja kama Kongo. Daraja la Kongo lingelipa kuliko hata zanzibar, lakini ni ngumu pale kwa daraja

Tunaweza Jenga Tunnel lake Tanganyika

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Everyone passing by Tanzania, before settling in Kenya as home.
How many YouTubers/influencers have moved permanently to bongovumbi?

I saw one in bongo a while back who was so excited to move to Dar, can't remember her name.
She quickly found out why Tanzania is an LDC, and why expats move to Nairobi instead. 😂 😂 😂

Beyond the 3rd class BRT and 2 or 3 highways, Dar is what I would describe as Nairobi in the late 90s to mid 2000s.

1970s - 80s architecture. Your CBD looks worse than our downtown. Vast number of empty prime plots.

While a dictatorial government can divert country money to the capital to build shiny roads, the pockets of the landlords and tenants don't lie.
Worse part, even the newer buildings and many of those under construction in Dar, look like buildings we built in Kenya in the 2000s.
Many new ones are too short for their prime location, meaning Dar will be a midget city for a very long time.

This Congolese guy described it best recently. After leaving Dar unimpressed, he could not stop comparing Nairobi to Guangzhou and Atlanta.
I can't remember the number of times he said African leaders, particularly his own country DRC and Tanzania, should come to Nairobi and benchmark.
(Turn on English captions)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6xMunA0k&t=1484s

If Bongoslum you don't do anything by 2027, you'll leave Afcon very exposed. 😂😂
Nairobi can stop all construction right now, and we'll still be the better city for 95% of visitors in 2027.

Once the Nairobi river park is done by 2027, it's literally game over for bongoslum. 😂😂

Kenyans!🙄🚮🚮

 

[kennedy0000]

Wenzako wanapoat visitors maarufu wakija hapo kunya. Kwahiyo tulia, wacha wivu na maumivu ya kipumbavu. 🤣🤣🤣 yani umeenda mbali kabisa kwamba eti ooh mkijenga river park watalii watakua hawaji bongo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nani kakwambia wazungu wanakuja Africa kushangaa mazingira ya kutengeneza.?

Trust me, the Kenyans active on both JF and Instagram are like 3 😂 😂 😂
You're not even getting a tenth of the full picture.

That Dave Mani in Serengeti you've been posting every 2 days, stayed in Kenya for years.
It is this kind of familiarity that kills excitement. It becomes a kawaida thing.

You'll get there.

 

[Teargass]

Za EPZ haziwi captured kama export.

So zinakuwa captured kama imports ama?