Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Wenzako huwa wanazinclude humu na mara kibao tunawaelimisha kuwa remittances haihesabiki kama ni exports
Hakuna mkenya amefika class 4 hajui hii tofauti.
Please kojoa ulale.

The average Bongolala adult has comprehension ability ya a grade 3 Kenyan child.

If we were to include Remittances + Tourism as exports, which slum in Dar will you hide?
Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all a slum.
 
Hakuna mkenya amefika class 4 hajui hii tofauti.
Please kojoa ulale.

The average Bongolala adult has comprehension ability ya a grade 3 Kenyan child.

If we were to include Remittances + Tourism as exports, which slum in Dar will you hide?
Oh, it doesn't matter, it's all a slum.
Tukikuletea proof ya wenzako waliokuwa wanalazimisha ? 🤣🤣😀
Michezo hautaki hasira 🤣🤣🤣🤣 leo mnakataas
 
Ndo maana huwa tunawaambie kwenu shule hakuna epz haihusiki na manufacturing pekee , si ajabu kukuta hata ofisi ya tour kwenye epz

Export Processing Zones (EPZs) are not limited to producing only manufactured goods. While manufacturing is a primary focus, EPZs also facilitate the processing of agricultural, livestock, forestry, and fisheries products. Additionally, they can handle the production of construction materials, and other sectors, making them a broader platform for various export-oriented activities.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Manufacturing:
    EPZs are well-known for attracting industries that produce goods for export, including textiles, apparel, electronics assembly, and more.

  • Agro-processing:
    A significant emphasis is placed on adding value to agricultural, livestock, forestry, and fisheries products within the EPZ framework.

  • Other Sectors:
    EPZs can also support industries like mining technology, iron and steel production, and the development of industrial parks and logistics centers.

  • Services:
    While manufacturing and processing are central, EPZs also involve companies providing services within the zone, such as utilities, infrastructure, and other support services.

  • Value Addition:
    EPZs often aim to promote the processing of local raw materials for export, contributing to economic development by increasing the value of locally produced goods.
 
Watalii walisha wasanukia kitambo sema hawajitambui
Kenya kila mtu TAPELI.

Wanashirikiana wote kutapeli WATALII.

Ndege zao za KQ wameziandika, Kilimanjaro, Tarangire, Ngorongoro.

Ndio maana huwa tukiwazuia kuja na magari yao ya watalii nchini, wanatia huruma.

Au tukipiga BAN, KQ kutua TZ, wanatia huruma.

Na walivyo wapuuzi wanadhani hatujui michezo yao.
 
So Diamond platnumz is building his dream house at Mbezi beach Dar Salaam. 👇🏾3 storeys building…
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Kenyan Export Processing Zones (EPZs) feature a variety of agro-processing activities, primarily focused on value addition for export. These include processing of tea, coffee, macadamia nuts, fresh produce (like avocados and mangoes), edible and non-edible oil extraction, and dried flower arrangements. Additionally, some EPZs engage in grain milling, sugar production, dairy processing, and the manufacture of agricultural inputs and equipment.
Specific examples of agro-processing activities within Kenyan EPZs:
Tea and Coffee: Primary processing of tea and coffee beans, including sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Macadamia Nuts: Processing, roasting, and packaging of macadamia nuts for export.
Fresh Produce: Value addition to fruits like avocados and mangoes, including washing, sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Edible and Non-Edible Oil Extraction: Processing of oilseeds to produce edible and non-edible oils for various applications.
Dried Flowers: Processing and packaging of dried flower arrangements for export.
Grain Milling: Processing of grains like maize and wheat into flour and other products.
Sugar Production: Processing of sugarcane into sugar and related products.
Dairy Processing: Processing of milk into various dairy products like cheese, yogurt, and butter.
Agricultural Inputs and Equipment: Manufacturing of inputs like fertilizers and assembly or manufacturing of agricultural equipment.



Hapa tunaongelea manufactured goods only. Kwenye hizo epz kuna mpaka maize milling ambazo zinadondokea kwenye agricultural products,
Kuna mpaka avocado packaging zote hizo ziko kwenye hizo epz.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Data za exports zipo kwenye website za central bank of Kenya 🤣😀😀🤣
Kuna mpaka services humo
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Ndo maana huwa tunawaambie kwenu shule hakuna epz haihusiki na manufacturing pekee , si ajabu kukuta hata ofisi ya tour kwenye epz

Export Processing Zones (EPZs) are not limited to producing only manufactured goods. While manufacturing is a primary focus, EPZs also facilitate the processing of agricultural, livestock, forestry, and fisheries products. Additionally, they can handle the production of construction materials, and other sectors, making them a broader platform for various export-oriented activities.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Manufacturing:
    EPZs are well-known for attracting industries that produce goods for export, including textiles, apparel, electronics assembly, and more.

  • Agro-processing:
    A significant emphasis is placed on adding value to agricultural, livestock, forestry, and fisheries products within the EPZ framework.

  • Other Sectors:
    EPZs can also support industries like mining technology, iron and steel production, and the development of industrial parks and logistics centers.

  • Services:
    While manufacturing and processing are central, EPZs also involve companies providing services within the zone, such as utilities, infrastructure, and other support services.

  • Value Addition:
    EPZs often aim to promote the processing of local raw materials for export, contributing to economic development by increasing the value of locally produced goods.
You trying to be a smart fool just because ukona google. Most of EPZ products from Kenya are manufactured goods, ukiweka nyama ama maharagwe kwa mkebe it counts as a manufactured product. Wewe ndio unajua what our EPZ produces ama ni sisi. Most products from our EPZ are manufactured goods.
 
Kwi 82.8 bil ksh ni sawa na usd 641mil
Na bado total exports zenu zote ilikuwa ni 11bil usd versus 16 bil usd tz
Sasa kama mnaexport goods za 82.8 bil gdp yenu Iko wapi versus 1.92 usd bil ya tz

Hii mpaka December 2024 hatujafunga mwaka
Haya tuletee ya Kenya nyangau kama mnaweza vuka hata hiyo 1bil usdView attachment 3380122
You are an idiot, wapi in that article imeandikwa our manufactured products exported were 82B?
 
Kenyan Export Processing Zones (EPZs) feature a variety of agro-processing activities, primarily focused on value addition for export. These include processing of tea, coffee, macadamia nuts, fresh produce (like avocados and mangoes), edible and non-edible oil extraction, and dried flower arrangements. Additionally, some EPZs engage in grain milling, sugar production, dairy processing, and the manufacture of agricultural inputs and equipment.
Specific examples of agro-processing activities within Kenyan EPZs:
Tea and Coffee: Primary processing of tea and coffee beans, including sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Macadamia Nuts: Processing, roasting, and packaging of macadamia nuts for export.
Fresh Produce: Value addition to fruits like avocados and mangoes, including washing, sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Edible and Non-Edible Oil Extraction: Processing of oilseeds to produce edible and non-edible oils for various applications.
Dried Flowers: Processing and packaging of dried flower arrangements for export.
Grain Milling: Processing of grains like maize and wheat into flour and other products.
Sugar Production: Processing of sugarcane into sugar and related products.
Dairy Processing: Processing of milk into various dairy products like cheese, yogurt, and butter.
Agricultural Inputs and Equipment: Manufacturing of inputs like fertilizers and assembly or manufacturing of agricultural equipment.



Hapa tunaongelea manufactured goods only. Kwenye hizo epz kuna mpaka maize milling ambazo zinadondokea kwenye agricultural products,
Kuna mpaka avocado packaging zote hizo ziko kwenye hizo epz.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Data za exports zipo kwenye website za central bank of Kenya 🤣😀😀🤣
Just because unajua kutumia google haimaansihi you are smart. Agro-processing is part of manufacturing, unadhani ukitumia maembe kutengeneza bottled juice, the juice does not count as manufactured product. Wacha kujiaibisha kijana. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
mechi 8 zote zinaoneshwa live na azam tv
kenya watafika level hii 2090

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DLNFDdLqYzU/?igsh=YTFtZWtweDZzNnc1


Everyone passing by Tanzania, before settling in Kenya as home.
How many YouTubers/influencers have moved permanently to bongovumbi?

I saw one in bongo a while back who was so excited to move to Dar, can't remember her name.
She quickly found out why Tanzania is an LDC, and why expats move to Nairobi instead. 😂 😂 😂

Beyond the 3rd class BRT and 2 or 3 highways, Dar is what I would describe as Nairobi in the late 90s to mid 2000s.

1970s - 80s architecture. Your CBD looks worse than our downtown. Vast number of empty prime plots.

While a dictatorial government can divert country money to the capital to build shiny roads, the pockets of the landlords and tenants don't lie.
Worse part, even the newer buildings and many of those under construction in Dar, look like buildings we built in Kenya in the 2000s.
Many new ones are too short for their prime location, meaning Dar will be a midget city for a very long time.

This Congolese guy described it best recently. After leaving Dar unimpressed, he could not stop comparing Nairobi to Guangzhou and Atlanta.
I can't remember the number of times he said African leaders, particularly his own country DRC and Tanzania, should come to Nairobi and benchmark.
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6xMunA0k&t=1484s

If Bongoslum you don't do anything by 2027, you'll leave Afcon very exposed. 😂😂
Nairobi can stop all construction right now, and we'll still be the better city for 95% of visitors in 2027.

Once the Nairobi river park is done by 2027, it's literally game over for bongoslum. 😂😂
 
Kenyan Export Processing Zones (EPZs) feature a variety of agro-processing activities, primarily focused on value addition for export. These include processing of tea, coffee, macadamia nuts, fresh produce (like avocados and mangoes), edible and non-edible oil extraction, and dried flower arrangements. Additionally, some EPZs engage in grain milling, sugar production, dairy processing, and the manufacture of agricultural inputs and equipment.
Specific examples of agro-processing activities within Kenyan EPZs:
Tea and Coffee: Primary processing of tea and coffee beans, including sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Macadamia Nuts: Processing, roasting, and packaging of macadamia nuts for export.
Fresh Produce: Value addition to fruits like avocados and mangoes, including washing, sorting, grading, and packaging for export.
Edible and Non-Edible Oil Extraction: Processing of oilseeds to produce edible and non-edible oils for various applications.
Dried Flowers: Processing and packaging of dried flower arrangements for export.
Grain Milling: Processing of grains like maize and wheat into flour and other products.
Sugar Production: Processing of sugarcane into sugar and related products.
Dairy Processing: Processing of milk into various dairy products like cheese, yogurt, and butter.
Agricultural Inputs and Equipment: Manufacturing of inputs like fertilizers and assembly or manufacturing of agricultural equipment.



Hapa tunaongelea manufactured goods only. Kwenye hizo epz kuna mpaka maize milling ambazo zinadondokea kwenye agricultural products,
Kuna mpaka avocado packaging zote hizo ziko kwenye hizo epz.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Data za exports zipo kwenye website za central bank of Kenya 🤣😀😀🤣
Kuna mpaka services humo
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Milled flour is a product of manufacturing. Leo nayo umeji aibisha. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Googling things without basic understanding is very dangerous.
 
Just because unajua kutumia google haimaansihi you are smart. Agro-processing part of manufacturing, unadhani ukitumia maembe kutengeneza bottled juice, the juice does not count as manufactured product. Wacha kujiaibisha kijana. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Haha Kumbe hata kuweka avocado kwenye mabox ni manufacturing.
Milling of rice ni manufacturing.
Maize milling ni manufacturing?
Elimu zenu Zina shida sana.

processing is the initial stage of transforming raw materials into usable ingredients, while manufacturing is the subsequent stage where these ingredients are combined to create a finished product. Processing precedes manufacturing in the production timeline.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Processing:
    This involves basic operations like cleaning, sorting, cutting, or refining raw materials. Examples include milling grains into flour or extracting vanilla extract from vanilla beans.
  • Manufacturing:
    This takes the processed ingredients and uses them to create a final product through various processes like mixing, assembling, or shaping. For example, using flour, sugar, and vanilla extract to make cookies is manufacturing.
Key differences:
  • Order of operations: Processing comes first, followed by manufacturing.

  • Level of transformation: Processing involves a more fundamental transformation of raw materials, while manufacturing combines processed ingredients into a more complex product.

  • Complexity of operations: Processing often involves simpler, more direct transformations, while manufacturing can be more complex, involving multiple steps and the combination of various ingredients.
 
Milled flour is a product of manufacturing. Leo nayo umeji aibisha. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Googling things without basic understanding is very dangerous.
Unajiabisha sana kuna tofaut sana ya processing na manufacturing .
Manufacturing inahusika na kuunda kitu kipya kabisa elimu zenu ni za kuunga UNGA ila si ajabu kama uliwahi kusema kuwa remittances ni exports 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
So kushambulia raia ndio kushinda vita? Kweli uko na mentality of Primary school dropout.


Israel is hitting Iran really hard. Today’s events.


View: https://x.com/Osint613/status/1937158134880993447

Nilikujibu humu Iran imeshalipua maeneo muhimu yote haina sehemu muhimu imebakisha.
Lengo la Iran ni kuifanya Israel isikalike.
Malengo ya vita hutofautiana.
-Mossad HQ zimelipuliwa.
-C4 HQ zimelipuliwa.
-Ofisi za serikali Tel Aviv zimelipuliwa.
-Nevatim airbase imelipuliwa.
N.k n.k
Endelea kupiga domo,Israel imetuma ujumbe Iran kuomba mazungumzo ya amani yafanyike,Iran imekataa.
France kapiga simu jana kumsihi Iran IKUBALI kujadili amani Iran imekataa.
Iran imejiandaa kwa war of attrition.
We Kaa piga domo hapo.
 
Everyone passing by Tanzania, before settling in Kenya as home.
How many YouTubers/influencers have moved permanently to bongovumbi?

I saw one in bongo a while back who was so excited to move to Dar, can't remember her name.
She quickly found out why Tanzania is an LDC, and why expats move to Nairobi instead. 😂 😂 😂

Beyond the 3rd class BRT and 2 or 3 highways, Dar is what I would describe as Nairobi in the late 90s to mid 2000s.

1970s - 80s architecture. Your CBD looks worse than our downtown. Vast number of empty prime plots.

While a dictatorial government can divert country money to the capital to build shiny roads, the pockets of the landlords and tenants don't lie.
Worse part, even the newer buildings and many of those under construction in Dar, look like buildings we built in Kenya in the 2000s.
Many new ones are too short for their prime location, meaning Dar will be a midget city for a very long time.

This Congolese guy described it best recently. After leaving Dar unimpressed, he could not stop comparing Nairobi to Guangzhou and Atlanta.
I can't remember the number of times he said African leaders, particularly his own country DRC and Tanzania, should come to Nairobi and benchmark.
(Turn on English captions)


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3z6xMunA0k&t=1484s

If Bongoslum you don't do anything by 2027, you'll leave Afcon very exposed. 😂😂
Nairobi can stop all construction right now, and we'll still be the better city for 95% of visitors in 2027.

Once the Nairobi river park is done by 2027, it's literally game over for bongoslum. 😂😂

Hizi mbona ni empty talks za mpumbavu mwenye maumivu.?
 
Haha Kumbe hata kuweka avocado kwenye mabox ni manufacturing.
Milling of rice ni manufacturing.
Maize milling ni manufacturing?
Elimu zenu Zina shida sana.

processing is the initial stage of transforming raw materials into usable ingredients, while manufacturing is the subsequent stage where these ingredients are combined to create a finished product. Processing precedes manufacturing in the production timeline.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Processing:
    This involves basic operations like cleaning, sorting, cutting, or refining raw materials. Examples include milling grains into flour or extracting vanilla extract from vanilla beans.
  • Manufacturing:
    This takes the processed ingredients and uses them to create a final product through various processes like mixing, assembling, or shaping. For example, using flour, sugar, and vanilla extract to make cookies is manufacturing.
Key differences:
  • Order of operations: Processing comes first, followed by manufacturing.

  • Level of transformation: Processing involves a more fundamental transformation of raw materials, while manufacturing combines processed ingredients into a more complex product.

  • Complexity of operations: Processing often involves simpler, more direct transformations, while manufacturing can be more complex, involving multiple steps and the combination of various ingredients.

List ya what our EPZ does ni wewe umekuja nayo, kuweka avocado kwa box ni value addition, sasa rudi kwa hio list yako usome tena utuambie hio value addition umehesabu mara ngapi. Unajipiga own goal kama pumbavu leo. 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
So Diamond platnumz is building his dream house at Mbezi beach Dar Salaam. 👇🏾3 storeys building…View attachment 3380325View attachment 3380324View attachment 3380326View attachment 3380327

Why such a small plot for such a huge house? It looks like a 50x100 feet plot. I saw Nigerians and Congolese do the same.
Typical uncultured Africans.

No wonder Kenyans had to fight tooth and nail as many Africans were being given back their undesirable land free of charge. 😂 😂 .
The British couldn't tame the 'planlessness' of Bongo people. They couldn't wait to get on the first flight out of Dar, destination London, or Karen.

Speaking of Karen.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6skh1_il_7I&pp=ygURa2FyZW4gc2FmYXJpIHdpdGg%3D
 
Haha Kumbe hata kuweka avocado kwenye mabox ni manufacturing.
Milling of rice ni manufacturing.
Maize milling ni manufacturing?
Elimu zenu Zina shida sana.

processing is the initial stage of transforming raw materials into usable ingredients, while manufacturing is the subsequent stage where these ingredients are combined to create a finished product. Processing precedes manufacturing in the production timeline.

Here's a more detailed breakdown:
  • Processing:
    This involves basic operations like cleaning, sorting, cutting, or refining raw materials. Examples include milling grains into flour or extracting vanilla extract from vanilla beans.
  • Manufacturing:
    This takes the processed ingredients and uses them to create a final product through various processes like mixing, assembling, or shaping. For example, using flour, sugar, and vanilla extract to make cookies is manufacturing.
Key differences:
  • Order of operations: Processing comes first, followed by manufacturing.

  • Level of transformation: Processing involves a more fundamental transformation of raw materials, while manufacturing combines processed ingredients into a more complex product.

  • Complexity of operations: Processing often involves simpler, more direct transformations, while manufacturing can be more complex, involving multiple steps and the combination of various ingredients.
Huyu jamaa hata sielewi anachojaribu kudemonstrate hapa. Export processing zone ni value addition. Whether it is agriculture processing or manufactured. Unapoexport zinakuwa captured.
 
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