Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Inishinde wapi umeshindwa kuwa na hoja umeleta ishu ya jambohet eti kucoverdomestic routes nani alikuambia lazima tuwe airline tofaut kucover domestiic route hata hiyo jambo jet tukiweka routes zake hapa za local hakuna kitu kabisa bado ni Mombasa Nakuru Kisumu , wakati Tanzania Iko wide open karibia Kila mkoa Kuna route

Hamna local flights zinkendes Nakuru Ukunyani!

 

[Geza Ulole]

I know you are not used to this so enjoy your moment. But check out Kenya’s domination in same marathon today ..Notice the top 4 women ( 3 Kenyans) times beat the Tanzanian men’s winner of Kilimanjaro marathon that you were bragging about..🤣🤣🤣
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Fool Aloyce Simbu came 2nd in Kilimanjaro marathon 2025!

 

[nairobae]

Car culture in Kenya is becoming mad crazy
Every weekend there has to be a about 4 or more car events whether its carmeets, bike/car drag races, drift events, 4*4 challenges, rallies etc
1month ago- tarmac racing by delta motorsports
View: https://youtu.be/QBAoFfjwH7I?si=2HiF1y_VjK9mAt8V
4 weeks ago- WRC Safari rally

View: https://youtu.be/GaMCVnWdqVg?si=jD7OPiJoCtPpG1bz
2weeks ago- bike drags by sleek motorsport

View: https://youtu.be/SoK7gaIzp1A?si=3Oxdq5rMiTmTk301

View: https://youtu.be/W3RN5F2x_Uc?si=OYjxRPykIA6YNDYZ

Last weekend

mud for breakfast by Earl karanja
4*4 Challenge by TIV

View: https://youtu.be/yBM0prV6U3Y?si=RprVgOl06_XnG0Of
Carmania 2.0 by low and loud
View: https://youtu.be/Lup2FkPBED4?si=97bw46x6tBv2NXrB

This weekend alone

Friday -
Sunset GT by Daimlar Motorsport

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View: https://youtu.be/IYV66OQqlEU?si=T7_XHD58ZT_jDQYa

View: https://youtu.be/pNAxdFUJSOc?si=h2iDSGtJST8ewk0f
Sat & Sunday-
Race wars by Delta Motosport
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View: https://youtu.be/MGP9o--zjtc?si=pQSwhPOo3bMOKwWG

View: https://youtu.be/5bQvYoAxKN4?si=1c7PKGdQ3CqONdsW
Mud 4 fun 4*4 challenge
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View: https://youtu.be/95O3bD7beWA?si=0yFMNlOam7YD0G3o

Now these are proper events, sio ushamba ya kutupostia harusi hapa kama wamama wa salon.

 

[mwathadan]

Hii kitu inawauma sana wakenya. Wanatamani wao wawe sisi.

Mpo obsessed na harusi, wanaume jike

 

[IamLee]

Dar is a slum is very slow, can't catch up with Nairobi's fast pace. 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/MissKiaga/status/1909606287144263948

Umeelewa alichoandika? Actually kasifia Dar round the clock vibing! from groceries n security to free WIFI!

View: https://x.com/melanin_afrique/status/1909923426640293930

Damn why are bongolalas so slow. OMG
The first part of the sentence inasema Nairobi is like Dar on coke. Yani Nairobi ni kama Dar on cocaine, in short ukitumia coke hua umechangamka more than usual. Waaaaa mbona mnakuanga slow hivi lakini.

Kwahiyo unakubali mko addicted kwenye coke

Kwako uelewa wako ni mdogo sana
Coke" can refer to two different things: a carbonated beverage, typically a brown, sweet soda, or a fuel made from coal. The most common meaning is Coca-Cola, a popular brand of cola. The other meaning is
Sasa wapi kasema ni cocaine

Leo mmenichesha kweli
nairobae why do you even bother, my tolerance level is not that mature 😂😂

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Nyie vip? Yaani kila kinachofanyika Tanzania bas wanashindana na kenya. BRT iliyojengwa Kuanzia 2012 na kufunction 2015 huko, 10 years ago. Nyinyi kwa nini mmelazimisha BRT system Thika road na mmefeli vibaya sana, hata phase moja imewashinda. Si mlikuwa mnaiga Tz?

BRT imekufa kwa bus moja kuvuja? Tena siku hiz wamekuwa serious kama hujui, Mabasi mengi yemetengenezwa ( fuatilia yaliyokuwa yamepark gerezani, Ubungo, yote yanafanya kazi) wanajenga hadi ofisi zao mpya posta ya Zamani, wametengeneza app ya ticketing, na sasa kuna mradi wa ITS unakaribia kuanza. All BRT buses zitakuwa tracked na kutumia mwendokasi app utajua location ya Bus

Juzi tu hapa wamepokea bus la gesi la majaribio na soon wanaongeza 100 BRT buses za gas
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Lakin Nyinyi mbona national Airport inavuja?

Myamg'au wanaumia vibaya mno! 😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Fool Aloyce Simbu came 2nd in Kilimanjaro marathon 2025!

Poor Simbu, he’s everything and everywhere, I admire his dedication and endurance.. but unfortunately he’s the only one you got and I hope you are working on his replacement soon . Your Athletics is just like your Football, a one way street ( just Simba and Yanga) . Beyond that there’s nothing worth to mention.

 

[Fundi kitasa]

View: https://youtu.be/A7A56R0fGT8?si=LkcgiIGcEVUt98Ny

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Kwamba Kenya kuna BRT na hatujui.

Hao maku brt yetu inawaumuza mno

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Poor Simbu, he’s everything and everywhere, I admire his dedication and endurance.. but unfortunately he’s the only one you got and I hope you are working on his replacement soon . Your Athletics is just like your Football, a one way street ( just Simba and Yanga) . Beyond that there’s nothing worth to mention.

Mzee bwege tuondolee ujinga wako hapa

 

[The best 007]

Mwanaume straight hawezi ingia online kusifia harusi, hawa wote humu huwa wanadinyana nyuma.

Wameanza kulia 👆👆🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Kijamaa kinafosi ku shift goals. 🤣🤣🤣 Haya Heb tueleze Ksh m maana yake ni nini.?

Huwa wana Ka group kao humu humu jf, wanafatana PM zen anatumwa govinda mmoja kuja kuharibu mada pindi wakiona wameshindwa, siunajua jamaa ni fake hawa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

The world knows nothing about Swahili language ndio maana mko bize kuudanganya ulimwengu. Watu wanaojua Kiswahili wanajua fika kuwa Wakenya hawajui kiswahili wala English, they are a bunch of useless tribalists.
Huyu MNganda huwa anaandika ujinga sana hasa kupamba Kenya lakini na ujinga wake anajua ukweli halisi. theeastafrican.co.ke
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"a National Anthem from a different country" This line ni ya kijinga mno. We never copied any country's national anthem, we simply liked a song from a foreign country and established it to the world as our national anthem. Prior to 1961 it was just a song like 50 Cent's 'Candy Shop'.

Hiyo nikama uniombe gari langu private uende ukalifanye matatu alafu useme ni lako kisa wewe ndio wa kwanza kulifanya matatu. 🚮🚮🚮

Kubalini you're the only country with a borrowed national anthem.

 

[The best 007]

Huyo Nandi mimi simjui na hakuna mahali nimemtaja.

Hahahahaaaa huu mwaka maji mtaita mma, haya tuambie mkenya gn asiyemjua nandy?

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Mpo obsessed na harusi, wanaume jike

Wanadinywa wote hawa

 

[The best 007]

Hizi ndio mnaona leo.? 🤣🤣🤣soma tarehe hiyo. 👇🏾View attachment 3310887View attachment 3310889tochi za barabarani hizo Ndio tunaita huku bongo.

Kuna muda huwa nawashangaa wakenya, yn kuna vitu huku vimeanza miaka mingi iliyopita, kwao ni story aisee.

 

[The best 007]

Wanadinywa wote hawa

Wameanza matusi 👆👆👆👆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mkuu Venus Star shikilia hapo hapo naona wameanza kutoa milio kwenye vishundu.

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Wameanza matusi 👆👆👆👆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mkuu Venus Star shikilia hapo hapo naona wameanza kutoa milio kwenye vishundu.

Kama Alaska mwanangu 😂 😂

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Usiwai sahau hapa tunadeal na mafala.

Rule number one, kila mtanzania ni mjinga so prepare yourself

 

[The best 007]

Speed camera zipo miaka mbona,pale mikese zipo karibia miaka hata 10 now

Tuna deal na watu washamba sn.