Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Kachanganyikiwa

Huyu jamaa nairobae ni falamanga sana! Hata kizungu kinamshinda japokuwa huwa wanajisifu humu ndani!

 

[concordile 101]

Huyu jamaa nairobae ni falamanga sana! Hata kizungu kinamshinda japokuwa huwa wanajisifu humu ndani!

Kwikwi wanatuletea data za export kumbe wanaexport 6bil usd

 

[nairobae]

Umeelewa alichoandika? Actually kasifia Dar round the clock vibing! from groceries n security to free WIFI!

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Damn why are bongolalas so slow. OMG
The first part of the sentence inasema Nairobi is like Dar on coke. Yani Nairobi ni kama Dar on cocaine, in short ukitumia coke hua umechangamka more than usual. Waaaaa mbona mnakuanga slow hivi lakini.

 

[concordile 101]

Damn why are bongolalas so slow. OMG
The first part of the sentence inasema Nairobi is like Dar on coke. Yani Nairobi ni kama Dar on cocaine, in short ukitumia coke hua umechangamka more than usual. Waaaaa mbona mnakuanga slow hivi lakini.

Kwahiyo unakubali mko addicted kwenye coke

 

[nairobae]

Huyu jamaa nairobae ni falamanga sana! Hata kizungu kinamshinda japokuwa huwa wanajisifu humu ndani!

Sema tu hujui coke hapo ilikua inamaanisha nini. Haikua coca cola we mzee. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[nairobae]

Kwahiyo unakubali mko addicted kwenye coke

Ona mjinga mwingine. I give up.

 

[concordile 101]

Yani wachawi wanaweka tu figures za goods exports pekee bila kuweka Services alafu wanapiga kelele ati wanatushinda. Nataka fala mmoja anionyeshe any service here.

10months figure.
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Tufanye exchange rate ni 99 hivi unapata usd bil ngap nincompoop?

 

[concordile 101]

Ona mjinga mwingine. I give up.

Kwako uelewa wako ni mdogo sana
Coke" can refer to two different things: a carbonated beverage, typically a brown, sweet soda, or a fuel made from coal. The most common meaning is Coca-Cola, a popular brand of cola. The other meaning is
Sasa wapi kasema ni cocaine

 

[concordile 101]

Ona mjinga mwingine. I give up.

Na lazima ukimbie kwa sababu huna akili ya kuchambua

 

[nairobae]

The same lady is still amazed how great Nairobi is compared to Dar is a slum. 🤣 🤣 🤣


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[Geza Ulole]

The same lady is still amazed how great Nairobi is compared to Dar is a slum. 🤣 🤣 🤣


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wacha kijiba at last ametoa conclusion! Dar is Nairobi on coke! Meaning Nairobi is always in slumber mood in comparison to Dar! Lazy idiot assholes like u claiming to sharp but always ending up being outsmarted by reserved Dar chaps! Utakesha ukibisha!!

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

1. National Anthem mlichukua kwa wengine ama walichukua kwenu? Si National Anthem yenu ni wimbo wa kiXhosa Afrika Kusini? 🤣🤣

2.Lugha ya Kiswahili nayo si imeanzia Kenya ama unataka tukupe Somo kwa mara ya pili?
3.See why I say you're overexcited because you're rarely on spot on this continent.

1. Namba moja inaonesha kuwa wewe ni below average. Ni nensho anthem ya Tanzania, wimbo una asili ya huko.
1961 ndio ulikuwa introduced kwa dunia kama wimbo wa taifa na wengine wakaiga hapo.

2. Iwaje hamjui kiswahili? Nyie ni watu wa kudandia dandia tu mafanikio ya wengine.
3. Nilipost huku gazeti lenu la Daily nation likieleza vyema diplomatic clout tuliokuwa nayo hakuna mataifa ya Africa yanadream tu kwa sasa. Hii ni duniani kote, kabla ya nyie kenge hamjazaliwa, kwa sasa tumeamua kuchill.

Gazeti lenu hili: theeastafrican.co.ke

 

[nairobae]

wacha kujiba at last amtoa conclusion! Dar is Nairobi on coke! Meaning Nairobi is slumber mood! Layz idiots assholes like u claiming to shap but always ending up being outsmarted by reserved Dar chaps!

Kwako meaning ya coke ni slumber. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Naishaaaaaa.

 

[nairobae]

wacha kujiba at last amtoa conclusion! Dar is Nairobi on coke! Meaning Nairobi is slumber mood! Layz idiots assholes like u claiming to shap but always ending up being outsmarted by reserved Dar chaps!

We mzee punguza ujuaji. Kama hujui kitu kubali tu, at least wewe tunaelewa wewe ni mzee na ujinga wako unakubalika.

 

[Geza Ulole]

We mzee punguza ujuaji. Kama hujui kitu kubali tu, at least wewe tunaelewa wewe ni mzee na ujinga wako unakubalika.

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And what did u understand mr Englishman? Still arguing on that Lady's opinion that Dar is more vibrant than Nairobi?

 

[concordile 101]

And what did u understand mr Englishman? Still arguing on that Lady's opinion that Dar is more vibrant than Nairobi?

Muwe na huruma basi mnataka mpaka waache kuingia humu

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Wa Nigeria wanataka kuja kulipiza kisasi.

Tujiandae aisee


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Hamna lolote!
Hawatuwezi, iko wazi.
Kwani mwanzo ilikuwaje, tulijifanyia tu yetu na wakakiri, sasa tukijiandaa itakuwa soo.
Tusiue panya kwa risasi.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[President of China]

Seregenti Music Festival - Maandalizi yanaendelea Kenya mtakuwaje?

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Mengi sumu, hatusemi kitu, tunasema tu asanti kwa our Rwandan sister kwa kutambua the best city in Africa.


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That is slut is content creator na anatafuta engagement.