Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

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[nairobae]

Mwanaume straight hawezi ingia online kusifia harusi, hawa wote humu huwa wanadinyana nyuma.

Pia me sijawai ona wanaume wanafurahia harusi, maajabu. Hizo hua vako za madem.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Bado hii ndege ya Kenya inkuwasha. Haya basi, ebu fuatilia hio ndege pale flight radar alafu utuambie baada ya kudrop Diamond ilienda nchi gani. Niko hapa nangoja jibu.🤣🤣

kwani Ukunyani hamna politician clients?

 

[Geza Ulole]

aibu gani hiii

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septic tank na vifo vya football fans vinahusianaje? Football inachezewa chooni huko Ukunyani?

 

[nairobae]

kwani Ukunyani hamna politician clients?

Ndege ilianzia safari Kenya na imefungia safari Kenya. Sasa tulia we mzee.

 

[nairobae]

Ile siku hii technology itafika bongoslum, hatatutapumua huku.🤣🤣 Kwa sasa endeleeni kuandika makaratasi.


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[NairobiWalker]

Ndio mana nakwambia wewe ni jipumbavu, unadhani nipo hivi hadi sasa.? After 7 years.? 🤣🤣🤣 ukikutana na Mimi si utakimbia, zuzu wewe.
Halafu nani kakwambia Mimi ni mfupi au hizi picha Ndio zinakudanganya.?

The average man stops growing in height at 18, unless you're 20 years old now, you're still a dwarf. Libaba limemea ndevu alafu linasema picha lilipiga likiwa litoto. Picha zenyewe umepost humu mwenyewe last year. You're a dwarf bro. Jikubali. Kunipiga Kofi ya uso labda ubebwe na Geza Ulole

 

[Geza Ulole]

Ndege ilianzia safari Kenya na imefungia safari Kenya. Sasa tulia we mzee.

kwahiyo hamna Lanseria kwenye flight radar?

Na hapa Nandy anatumia ndege ya Ukunyani pia?

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[nairobae]

kwahiyo hamna Lanseria kwenye flight radar?

Na hapa Nandy anatumia ndege ya Ukunyani pia?

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Huyo Nandi mimi simjui na hakuna mahali nimemtaja.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ile siku hii technology itafika bongoslum, hatatutapumua huku.🤣🤣 Kwa sasa endeleeni kuandika makaratasi.


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Hizi ndio mnaona leo.? 🤣🤣🤣soma tarehe hiyo. 👇🏾

tochi za barabarani hizo Ndio tunaita huku bongo.

 

[babayao255]

Hizi ndio mnaona leo.? 🤣🤣🤣soma tarehe hiyo. 👇🏾View attachment 3310887View attachment 3310889tochi za barabarani hizo Ndio tunaita huku bongo.

Muambie kuna hadi camera zinazotambua magari yenye fine barabarani 😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo Nandi mimi simjui na hakuna mahali nimemtaja.

Hakuna msanii yeyote hapo kenya anamsogelea Nandy

 

[nairobae]

Hizi ndio mnaona leo.? 🤣🤣🤣soma tarehe hiyo. 👇🏾View attachment 3310887View attachment 3310889tochi za barabarani hizo Ndio tunaita huku bongo.

Kujeni muone mshamba hajui tofauti by speed gun na speed cameras. 🤣🤣🤣 Nilijua tu nitapata bongolala pumbavu trying to prove a point.

 

[babayao255]

Hakuna msanii yeyote hapo kenya anamsogelea Nandy


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Unafikiri hamjui? 😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

kwahiyo hamna Lanseria kwenye flight radar?

Na hapa Nandy anatumia ndege ya Ukunyani pia?

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Hilo jambo la Diamond kuhire ndege kutoka kampuni ya Kenya limekuuma sana Geuza.

 

[concordile 101]

Kujeni muone mshamba hajui tofauti by speed gun na speed cameras. 🤣🤣🤣 Nilijua tu nitapata bongolala pumbavu trying to prove a point.

Wewe ndo unaibika


Speed guns and speed cameras both measure vehicle speed, but they differ in how they do so and where they're typically used. Speed guns are handheld devices that use radar or laser to measure speed in real-time, often by officers in moving vehicles or stationed along roads. Speed cameras, on the other hand, are fixed, automated systems that use radar, laser, or video analytics to determine speed, typically at designated locations.

 

[President of China]

Hawa ni watu wenye followers wengi kwenye Instagram huko Kenya 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇
Halafu bado wanajiita big what?

 

[President of China]

Tanzania hii hapa:, Kwenye Entertainment kwa sasa kwenye Subsahara Countries sisi tunapambana na Nigeria and South Africa tu.

 

[nairobae]

Wewe ndo unaibika


Speed guns and speed cameras both measure vehicle speed, but they differ in how they do so and where they're typically used. Speed guns are handheld devices that use radar or laser to measure speed in real-time, often by officers in moving vehicles or stationed along roads. Speed cameras, on the other hand, are fixed, automated systems that use radar, laser, or video analytics to determine speed, typically at designated locations.

Sasa unatuambia vitu tunajua ndio tuone wewe ni mjanjez ama? The fact is, bongoslum hakuna speed cameras that produce instant fines via SMS to drivers.

 

[President of China]

Sasa unatuambia vitu tunajua ndio tuone wewe ni mjanjez ama? The fact is, bongoslum hakuna speed cameras that produce instant fines via SMS to drivers.

Bado uko nyuma sana kijana. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣