Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

Wazee wako obsessed na gorofas kinoma. Cheki hii ni gorofa mpya na kitu ni shoddy work. 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIL__xNtu1X/?igsh=cmZtbW4wcng2YWVp. Wao wanajenga tu majumba mabovu kwaajili ya huu uzi. 🤣🤣🤣.

 

[Sama boy 255]

That's an ugly building, I wouldn't even want to be part of.

Wacha chuki zako za kifala wewe, jengo la mahakama TZ ni baya.? Yaani this 👇🏾

kila ilivyo wewe ndio Fetiwap kule YouTube unae comment kwa machungu kwenye kurasa za bertin. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

That's an ugly building, I wouldn't even want to be part of.

Honesty From home

View: https://x.com/GideonNgumbau/status/1399102973943468035?t=h1yjNcf46AMYO6KpdRktxw&s=19

 

[buffalo44]

Mzee shukuruni sportpesa ku sponsor timu zenu, wakati walipokuwa Everton na hull city hizo jersey zilivaliwa sana Kenya.

Hehehe eti tushukuru sportpesa acha ufala kwani sportpesa ni kampuni yenu?

Kwani hizo timu zenu chungu nzima hazina Sportpesa ila Fans wanaingia na za timu nyingine?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hehehe eti tushukuru sportpesa acha ufala kwani sportpesa ni kampuni yenu?

Kwani hizo timu zenu chungu nzima hazina Sportpesa ila Fans wanaingia na za timu nyingine?

Sportpesa ni ya nani?

 

[buffalo44]

Shabana collects more money at the stadium gates more than Simba and Yanga in games that are not derby.


View: https://x.com/Shabanafckenya/status/1908908214822781110

And in reality hawawezi lipa mishahara the irony?

Alafu we Kenge unajua tangazo moja la Simba social media linaweza lipa bills za hizo Shabana mwaka mzima?

 

[Nicxie]

Alafu nje ya mahakama slum dwellers wanauza sukuma wiki, only in Kenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bongolala that's Masai Market, a burstling open-air mobile market that sells Maasai handicrafts, textiles, souvenirs, and different Maasai arts and form an essential part of Nairobi's cultural and shopping experience. Maasai markets in Nairobi are spread in different parts of the city including The Village Market (Fridays ), Yaya Center (Sundays ), Supreme Court parking lot ( Saturdays), Two Rivers Mall (Tuesdays), Capital Center (Wednesdays) and Lavington Mall (Thursdays). Hiyo picha ulipost hapo juu ni ya Supreme Court parking lot and that must have been on a Saturday.

Unafikiri Nairobi ni kama Dar yenu yenye slums right at the cbd?

 

[Nicxie]

Yes tm ndiyo maana tukaamua kujenga mpya inayo endana na mazingira yetu hata Ikulu na uwanja mpya wa msalato MSIA kwenu mmejenga kipi kipya tofauti na cha mkoloni kwani kwani unaumia ukiwa wapi kibera, pipeline, korokocho au wapi

Unafikiri ukizoea maisha ya slum hapo Dar Kila mtu ni vivyo hivyo!😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Bongolala that's Masai Market, a burstling open-air mobile market that sells Maasai handicrafts, textiles, souvenirs, and different Maasai arts and form an essential part of Nairobi's cultural and shopping experience. Maasai markets in Nairobi are spread in different parts of the city including The Village Market (Fridays ), Yaya Center (Sundays ), Supreme Court parking lot ( Saturdays), Two Rivers Mall (Tuesdays), Capital Center (Wednesdays) and Lavington Mall (Thursdays). Hiyo picha ulipost hapo juu ni ya Supreme Court parking lot and that must have been on a Saturday.

Unafikiri Nairobi ni kama Dar yenu yenye slums right at the cbd?View attachment 3297116

Hujajibu hoja unarukia mada nyingine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwanini nje ya mahakama kuna parasols za kuuza vitumbua.? Unadai ni maasai market 🤣🤣🤣 sasa inakuaje nje ya jengo muhimu kama mahakama kuu kunakua na hawkers shades like this.? 👇🏾

je hapa ni bunjumbura.? 🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

And in reality hawawezi lipa mishahara the irony?

Alafu we Kenge unajua tangazo moja la Simba social media linaweza lipa bills za hizo Shabana mwaka mzima?

Tulikuwa tunaongelea gate charges wewe nguruwe. Najua huwa hamlipi tickets za kuwatch locals games, and for a Tanzanian to watch a match basi hiyo match kiingilio ni bure.

 

[President of China]

Kundunstan bado na mabishano? Watuoneshe Digital payment systems kwenye sectors zote.

 

[buffalo44]

Bongolalas think that turning an office complex into a judiciary building is something to floss about

They need to see judiciary buildings from around the world and see how much they're out of touch with the rest of the world

US Judiciary buildingView attachment 3295247

UK Judiciary building
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South Africa Judiciary building
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Kenya judiciary building
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Germany Judiciary building
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Russia judiciary building
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Zimbabwe Judiciary building
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Egypt judiciary building
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Hebu tuambie walijenga lini hayo majengo, Imagine Mkunya kwa kuhusudu wazungu, Hata mavi yao anaweza sema ni mzuri.

Kunyans bana so Mabwana zenu ndio kipimo sio, haya basi nasikia mabwana zenu wanataka mwanaume akunjwe tuje kuwasaidia?

 

[Teargass]

Hujajibu hoja unarukia mada nyingine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwanini nje ya mahakama kuna parasols za kuuza vitumbua.? Unadai ni maasai market 🤣🤣🤣 sasa inakuaje nje ya jengo muhimu kama mahakama kuu kunakua na hawkers shades like this.? 👇🏾View attachment 3297117je hapa ni bunjumbura.? 🤣🤣

Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.

 

[Nicxie]

Hujajibu hoja unarukia mada nyingine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kwanini nje ya mahakama kuna parasols za kuuza vitumbua.? Unadai ni maasai market 🤣🤣🤣 sasa inakuaje nje ya jengo muhimu kama mahakama kuu kunakua na hawkers shades like this.? 👇🏾View attachment 3297117je hapa ni bunjumbura.? 🤣🤣

Bongolala, najua wewe ni mjinga ila jaribu kupunguza ujinga na majibizano za kijinga. I said that's Maasai market, a mobile market that operates on different locations across the city selling Maasai handicrafts, textiles and souvenirs to tourists. Understand the word MOBILE.

Afadhali sisi nje ya jengo juu kama mahakama exists an open-air market that operates once a week on a weekend. Nyinyi mbele ya jengo lenu muhimu, tena refu kushinda zote Tanganyika exists permanent mabati structures that exist Monday to Monday

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.

Maasai market nje ya mahakama.? Tena na miamvuli imepauka kwa jua. 🤣🤣🤣 au unadhani huku TZ hakuna wamasai, au hatuna hizo maasai markets? Fala kweli hili govi.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Bongolala, najua wewe ni mjinga ila jaribu kupunguza ujinga na mhibizano za kijinga. I said that's Maasai market, a mobile market that operates on different locations across the city selling Maasai handicrafts, textiles and souvenirs to tourists. Understand the word MOBILE.

Afadhali sisi nje ya jengo juu kama mahakama exists an open-air market that operates once a week on a weekend. Nyinyi mbele ya jengo lenu muhimu, tena refu kushinda zote Tanganyika exists permanent mabati structures that exist Monday to MondayView attachment 3297122

Heheheheee mobile markets ya miamvuli hadi imechakaaa nje ya mahakama. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kubali kusindwa acha ufala.

 

[buffalo44]

Half ot the teams in Tanzania collects in a season less than what Shabana does in one game.


View: https://x.com/yose_hoza/status/1694562840554750055

Safi sana Chuchunge so how many years it will take Shabana to clear this

View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1765310402781380613

Ikiwa tu wa mafungu mafungu hamuwezi lipa?

 

[buffalo44]

Teseka mdogo mdogo 😅😅

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Asante mkoloni 😂😂😂😂View attachment 3295423

Ukosefu wa akili na Magovi huu.

Imagine sisi ndio tungekua na hiyo wao wana iliyojuu?

Mdomo ungekua mrefu sana

 

[Nicxie]

Maasai market nje ya mahakama.? Tena na miamvuli imepauka kwa jua. 🤣🤣🤣 au unadhani huku TZ hakuna wamasai, au hatuna hizo maasai markets? Fala kweli hili govi.

Bongolala, kabla ya kushugulika na miavuli za Maasai market nje ya parking lot ya Supreme Court, shugulikeni na hizi slums nje ya ofisi zenu za bandari

 

[Nicxie]

Wewe baboon unajua hata maasai market ni nini? That’s a highly regarded market in Kenya and all the important areas always have maasai market.

Huyo kilaza anadhani that's a parment market there. Already told him it's a mobile market but bongolala ni bongolala tu. Doesn't even understand the word mobile in this context