Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Hii ndio refference yako.? 🤣🤣🤣

Skiliza Lipa kwa simu zipo kila kona ya Tanzania hii… na kila siku mobile money mitandao inaongezeka. Ever heard of Azam pay..? 👇🏾View attachment 3295771hii hauhitaji kuwa na sim card. Na ni useful hata ukiwa na kiswaswadu unabonyeza zako hizo USSD code unatumia.

Watu kwasasa tupo mbali sanaaa budaa. 🤣🤣🤣 we endelea kutupigizia kelele za Mpesa.

Alafu wao kwao ni mpesa tu ndiyo mana anakuwa monopoly.

 

[Nicxie]

Women's Volleyball World Championships group stages. Africa will be represented by the usual teams; Kenya, Egypt and Cameroon. These are the most successful women's Volleyball teams in Africa

"Footballing nation" how's life treating you hapo Tandale?😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Nyie hamna chochote cha kushindana nasi. Sera yetu ya maendeleo ni “ujamaa na kujitegemea”. Hapo kwenu wazungu wakitoa mitaji yao, wote mnakufa njaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wazungu wakigoma kujenga, hata magorofa marefu mtaishia kuyaona kwa TV. You are not our competition. Sisi tunajiweza. Ndio mana tunamiliki uchumi wetu.

Ndiyo mana maisha yao magumu sn kwa kufurahi huo upumbavu wa investors. Yani wakenya wanaona dili investors kumiliki uchumi wao, wana mawazo potofu sana na hawatokuja kuendelea kamwe.

 

[The best 007]

Hili jengo mbona limeshaisha tayari. 👇🏾.
View: https://youtube.com/shorts/WO0QVk4saQ0?si=xkBkks-Jcp54gX8M.

Hii Dodoma wallahi inakuja kupiga miji yote ya EA ambayo ni mikongwe sana.

 

[Nicxie]

Nyie hamna chochote cha kushindana nasi. Sera yetu ya maendeleo ni “ujamaa na kujitegemea”. Hapo kwenu wazungu wakitoa mitaji yao, wote mnakufa njaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wazungu wakigoma kujenga, hata magorofa marefu mtaishia kuyaona kwa TV. You are not our competition. Sisi tunajiweza. Ndio mana tunamiliki uchumi wetu.

Ndiyo mana maisha yao magumu sn kwa kufurahi huo upumbavu wa investors. Yani wakenya wanaona dili investors kumiliki uchumi wao, wana mawazo potofu sana na hawatokuja kuendelea kamwe.

Vilaza wawili wakijipa matumaini 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Bongo.com 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0CK6FUyBTR/?igsh=cnM4MXMxeGcxOG45. Sahii hapa panakula BRT lanes. 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DESL_rSP4o1/?igsh=MXA1ZGhxdXZ5ejNpaQ==. Hii barabara ikikamilika watahama humu hawa wapuuzi wa north. 🤣🤣🤣

Kama China mwanangu 😘 😘 😍 😍 🇹🇿 🇹🇿 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

 

[The best 007]

Kisasa Dodoma TZ. View attachment 3295891View attachment 3295892Hayo ndio yale maeneo karibu na uwanja npya wa dodoma. Kwahyo kwa wale wazee wa surrounding environment. Kwa dodoma stadium watakula za uso.

Sasa hawa magovinda wanashindwa kuifanya miji yao iwe ya kijani? Mbona Dodoma tumeweza.

 

[The best 007]

Hamna lolote usijichoshe bure.., Dar ni Mombasa yenye BRT na ghorofa tatu muhimu..,

Kwani na wewe ni govinda kama Nicxie ?

 

[The best 007]

Magovi hii ni kitu imekua ngumu sana kutafuna kuna mpaka govinda mmoja kajichomoa akili anasema mpesa ina value of transactions sawa na, transactions za Germany 😂😂😂 Mkundustan anaamini yeye ndio alivumbua mpesa na hapaswi mtu mwingine kumzidi matumizi 😂😂 uchumi wa mama mboga wanalinganisha na uchumi wa minerals and gemstones View attachment 3295918

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Em tafsiri hii statement ya KNBS

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Wakishindwa sehemu huwa wanatafuta visingizio kwa kujifanya tumeshindwa kutafsiri data, alafu anaongeza na broken yake ili ionekane kweli, magovinda wanaishi miaka ya nyuma sana.

 

[The best 007]

Dodoma is another Dar loading … new Uswazi coming up slowly but surely…. Sasa hizi ni nyumba za wenyeji au ni servant quarters?…🤣🤣
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Naona unaji console kwa kuponda kitu kisichopondeka, alafu kuna govinda mwenzio ka like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wewe watchman unajua hata rugby ni nini? Do you even know the rules of the game? We reached final wakati wewe hapo Tandale hujui hata HSBC Sevens ni nini

Non popular sport 🗑️🗑️🚮🚮🚮

 

[The best 007]

Kenya ni hopeless wakati imeshinda nchi yako ni almost everything!😂😂

Upo dunia gn Watchman govinda 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Bongolala, you've used a penthouse as a judiciary building for the last 60 years and you think you've made it just because you turned an office complex into a judiciary building. What a bunch of imbeciles

Alafu nje ya mahakama slum dwellers wanauza sukuma wiki, only in Kenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Maloya versus waganga wa kienyeji

Tanzania
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Kunyaland chief sorcerers
Ulozi mpaka kortini
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Noma sana mzee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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View: https://x.com/yabaleftonline/status/1909233447823876484?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Kwanini hapo nje ya mahakama mnauza vitumbua.? 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾View attachment 3296070🤣🤣 Africa bhana.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Tanzania

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Kunyaland 😂😂😂
Confused and lost hope and uncertainty na magovi 😅
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Ila we jamaa noma sana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

Ila we jamaa noma sana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 Naenda nao kiulaloulalo mkuu 😅