Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Yani sisi kwa sasa ndiyo benchmark yao, siku c nyingi utasikia wanapaka rangi huu uchafu, kama ilivyo ikulu walipoona tumejenga mpya wakapiga kelele raisi wao akaamuru ipakwe rangi 👇👇👇👇
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Wamerithi mavi! Hii hii mijengo na hivi vidirisha ni kama lupango!

 

[nairobae]

Wakikuja Kenya lazima washangae lakini hapa wanajifanya tu.


View: https://x.com/OmariKitula/status/1872688903729365205

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1909335723297092046?s=46

 

[nairobae]

Me hata sikumbuki the last time nilishika cash, kila kitu nalipa kwa simu. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/TOTTechs/status/1906388752567558559

 

[Nicxie]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1909335723297092046?s=46

Mama anajaribu kudhibiti madafu baada ya kutangazwa as world's worst performing currency 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a wild goose chase

 

[Nicxie]

Me hata sikumbuki the last time nilishika cash, kila kitu nalipa kwa simu. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/TOTTechs/status/1906388752567558559

Hadi bajaji as they call it sisi hulipa na mpesa

 

[nairobae]

Mama anajaribu kudhibiti madafu baada ya kutangazwa as world's worst performing currency 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a wild goose chase

World's worst performing currency itaendelea tu kuanguka, wacha waendelee na hizi policy za ufala. 🤣 🤣

 

[nairobae]

Hadi bajaji as they call it sisi hulipa na mpesa

Kila kitu hata peremende ya 1 bob. 😀

 

[nairobae]

🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/__Iqqy/status/1853701983410016761

 

[ichoboy01]

Mama anajaribu kudhibiti madafu baada ya kutangazwa as world's worst performing currency 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a wild goose chase

tuliza kalio sindano ipenye vzr 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Me hata sikumbuki the last time nilishika cash, kila kitu nalipa kwa simu. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/TOTTechs/status/1906388752567558559

🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/__Iqqy/status/1853701983410016761

Njoo uangalie wakenya wenzako wanavyotoa povu humu. 🤣🤣🤣👇🏾.
View: https://youtu.be/lKTPetk_opI?si=OP4k8aGdb4RT8kkN.

 

[IamLee]

😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/popsnchopsss/status/1622560390486925313?s=46

The fact that this is news means it’s a rare occurrence 😂😂
Just look at the comments- it seems like no one has ever heard of it

 

[chongchung]

Your total mobile transaction is less than Kenya agent only mobile transaction. Yani withdrawal and deposit transaction is $67B while your total is just $64B which I even doubt.

https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/bd/markets/currencies/kenya-s-mobile-money-agent-transactions-hit-sh8-7-trillion--4962142

Wapi hapa kumeandikwa agents floats we govi?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mostly your stupidity is what's hard to understand.
But when I remember 1 Kenyan form 4 certificate = bongolala Phd, I understand.
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You're arguing with dimwits. Yani unawapea official data ya Safaricom wao wanakuletea AI data ya Google na wanaona wao wajanja.

 

[chongchung]

Tanzania can’t match Kenya in money transaction, hata kwa ndoto bado Tanzania haitawaifikia Kenya.

Do you know what Ksh40.2T is in dollar terms? And imagine hiyo ni Safaricom pekee.
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Hiyo ni fake marketing strategy, mimi nimeleta from the neutral side custodian overseer of the rest of all mobile transactions wala sio Safaricom tu, KRA, central bank Kenya na KNBS wote wanasema your 2023 figures were 7 trillion

 

[chongchung]

Same AI in 2024 … meza wembe ..🤣🤣
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Sio Ai ni KRA, central bank Kenya na KNBS 😂😂😂 kwa mara ya kwanza leo mnakana data za your 3 state parastatals kisa figures aren't favoring your ego 😅😅😅

 

[chongchung]

Same AI in 2024 … meza wembe ..🤣🤣
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Halafu Tanzania hakuna line ya simu isio na access ya mobile money kama una line una mobile money, nashangaa hiyo penetration ina maana gani

 

[NairobiWalker]

Bongolala, you've used a penthouse as a judiciary building for the last 60 years and you think you've made it just because you turned an office complex into a judiciary building. What a bunch of imbeciles

Even the new one is an urban concrete monstrosity. Ask anyone who knows a thing or two about architecture and they'll tell you that building has the character of saltless cold boiled potato.

 

[chongchung]

Wakikuja Kenya lazima washangae lakini hapa wanajifanya tu.


View: https://x.com/OmariKitula/status/1872688903729365205

Ninyi mnalipana umasikini tu value za kijuakali wakati Tanzania ni real businesses zinafanyika through mobile money transactions, migodini na online shopping, watanzania wengi wananunua vitu online kuliko Kunyaland, hii tumeileta mpaka kwenu, mnanunua sana vitu from us online, soma comments


View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMBCUrBQQ/

 

[chongchung]

Me hata sikumbuki the last time nilishika cash, kila kitu nalipa kwa simu. 🤣 🤣 🤣


View: https://x.com/TOTTechs/status/1906388752567558559

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