Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/citizentvkenya/status/1874636784618938795?s=46

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Huyu watchman ako desperate and stupid at the same time. Eti Alaska and Dodoma in the same sentence!

Kuna watu wanastahili kupokonywa Smart phones..

 

[NairobiWalker]

I have been to Fairbanks and Anchorage in Alaska and it’s mind boggling to even bring up Dodoma in any comparison….. very weird!…🤣

Remember he's talking about vibe, that's unforgivable man. Like, Alaska and Dodoma could be the two most different places on earth. 😂 😂 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyu watchman ako desperate and stupid at the same time. Eti Alaska and Dodoma in the same sentence!

Jiji lina vumbi kila mahali anasema bado linajengwa. Bado linajengwa vipi na kuna watu wanaishi humo? 😂 😂

 

[Nicxie]

Remember he's talking about vibe, that's unforgivable man. Like, Alaska and Dodoma could be the two most different places on earth. 😂 😂 😂

Inawezekana kilaza hata hajui maana ya neno vibe. Katumia tu ilimradi aonekane informed kumbe mjinga wa mwisho 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Jiji lina vumbi kila mahali anasema bado linajengwa. Bado linajengwa vipi na kuna watu wanaishi humo? 😂 😂

Umesahau hata high-end neighborhoods zao kule Dar pia Zina barabara za vumbi?! Sasa sijui Dar pia bado inajengwa. These people never run out of excuses

 

[Nicxie]

Kuna watu wanastahili kupokonywa Smart phones..

By the way hiyo smartphone yake haimsaidii. Hata angegoogle kwanza maana ya neno vibe before laying bare his ignorance

 

[Teargass]

You might be crucifying that watchman unjustly, I think the guy that of all non African cities and he found Alaska to sound sweet.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Aaah mimi nilijua huko demokrasia imekomaa kumbe wanatekwa kama kwetu!

Idea ya utekaji ilitokea huko kwa nyang'au

 

[Teargass]

The love that I have for Addis Ababa 😍😍😍


View: https://youtu.be/Be0tUX5Toqo?si=o6iYRb8gfTA2OEgp

 

[NairobiWalker]

Inawezekana kilaza hata hajui maana ya neno vibe. Katumia tu ilimradi aonekane informed kumbe mjinga wa mwisho 🤣

Definitely. 😂 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Aaah mimi nilijua huko demokrasia imekomaa kumbe wanatekwa kama kwetu!

Tofauti huku wanatekwa halafu citizens speak up na wanaachiliwa. Huko kwenu hata hamjui kinachooendelea. Wanaweza tekwa maelfu na hata hamtojua. Ukijaribu kuongelea pia wee unatekwa. Na ukitekwa probability ya kupatikana ni zero. 😂 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

If you have been inside terminal ii jnia, you wouldn’t have the balls to call jkia a colosseum. I took a picture in that terminal 1 year ago. here see for yourself
PS Who told you JKIA has 1 terminal?
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Also, notice the Fort Jesus Mombasa advertisement
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Ze modan tamino in Isti Afirika. 😂 😂

 

[mwathadan]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/moneyacademyke/status/1874712230698058050?s=46

People losing jobs makes you have an orgasm, what a sad creature

 

[The best 007]

Inawezekana kilaza hata hajui maana ya neno vibe. Katumia tu ilimradi aonekane informed kumbe mjinga wa mwisho 🤣

Wewe kichaa nilitaka kumaanisha Arizona, tunajenga Dodoma ili iwe Arizona yenu, msije kusema hatujawaambia. Alafu hujaacha kujifanya mjuaji we watchman? Au nipost ile picha yetu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Remember he's talking about vibe, that's unforgivable man. Like, Alaska and Dodoma could be the two most different places on earth. 😂 😂 😂

Arizona fala wewe.

 

[The best 007]

Makenya yanaumizwa na Dodoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[IamLee]

1 hour pengine utembee kwa miguu, lakini ukitumia gari basi haipiti dakika 15. Kubali mmepigwa 😂😂

Evidence muhimu😂😂

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Mkuu unadhani ni rahisi kupanda hili dubwana ?, wakati mwingine tuweni compassionate
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😅 😅 😅 😅

 

[NairobiWalker]

1 hour pengine utembee kwa miguu, lakini ukitumia gari basi haipiti dakika 15. Kubali mmepigwa 😂😂

Alafu kwani Kila mtu anayepanda SGR anatokea CBD? Huu ujinga wa aina Gani?🤣🤣