Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

basi kwanza nikuelimishe inaonekana hata huyajui mabasi yenu. kutoka mombasa kuja nairobi kulikuwa na stagecoach (iliuwa inapiga na trip za nairobi kama matatu), takrim,coastline tawfiq, akamba halafu kulikuwa na moja ya vijana yaani kama nyangau zenu ilikuwa inaitwa shaggy . kuna takrim , tawfiq na akamba zilikuwa zinakuja dar es salaam. upinzani ulivyozidi akamba akakimbia tawfiq ilipata ajali ikabadilisha jina ndio hyo simba coach. ila jua tuu tawfiq takrim(taqwa kwa sasa ) ni familia moja kizazi cha tanga.
akamba alikimbia tanzania baada ya hood ltd kuanza kufanya trip za nairobi.
miaka hiyo kuanzia portland mpaka machakos ilikuwa poli tu ulikuwa ukiwa juu ya lukenya hills unaiona jomo kenyatta airport kama uko kwa sebule .

Sasa hii insha yako refu Iko na tofauti Gani na nilichosema? Ni nini kipya umesema kwenye hii insha?

 

[The best 007]

Unaona msomali hapo wapi wewe watchman? Kwamba hujui somali ladies huvaa hijab hata kwenye michezo?

Secondly, hujui kwamba northern eastern Kenya ni nchi ya wasomali Kwa asilimia 90?.

Cha mwisho, don't you know that Kenyan somalis are Kenyans? Wako na vitambulisho za kenya, and that they are represented in Parliament as well as government?

Asante kwa kukubali kwamba tajiri aliyekuja kuwekeza huko kwenu kwa uwekezaji wenye thamani kuliko yote Kenya ndugu Rostam Azizi ni Mtanzania.

 

[concordile 101]

Sasa hii insha yako refu Iko na tofauti Gani na nilichosema? Ni nini kipya umesema kwenye hii insha?

Kipyaa
1. haikuwa takreem ilikuwa takrim basi
2.Hukuwa unajua kuwa tawfiq ndo the current Simba coach.
3.nimekuonesha pamoja na kuwa unajifanya unaijua Nairobi , wengine tumeijua kabla hata ya wewe kutoka turkana

 

[buffalo44]

Wacha we... hii ndo Nairobi?
Narudia horizontal infrastructure development kenya iko level moja na DRC
Sema hawawezi kukubali hilo kwa sababu ya Ego zao
Hata chini ya Expressway ni the same thing...poor horizontal infrastructure
Hata BRT yao waliokuwa wanajenga Thika road sikuona iniative yoyote ya kujenga pavements, closed sewage and drainage systems.

Anyway tuwaache watakuwa wanakuja kushangaa Tu Bongo

Ndio yenyewe

 

[buffalo44]

Kwa zenye nilipost ukasema hakuna penye cost imeandikwa ndio hizi sasa. Lumumba affordable housing, $57M😂😂🤣👇👇

View attachment 3116900

Unafanya vizuri endelea hadi zifike $5bn maana $200m bado sana

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kenyan American physician becomes president of Minnesota Medical Association - Mshale

Kenyan-born doctor Edwin Bogonko becomes the first president of color of the Minnesota Medical Association (MMA) since its founding in 1853.

mshale.com

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/gathogobmwangi/status/1842965551603384730?s=46

 

[Apeche alolo]

Hopeless ✔️
Hopless ❌

Wewe pia ni mjinga tu kama wajinga wenzako😂😂🤣😂

imekuuma si ndio

 

[The best 007]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/gathogobmwangi/status/1842965551603384730?s=46

Anakula tu pesa ya nyani 😁😁😁😁😁😁

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DA0lKyFtIB6/?igsh=ZG1ramU4ZWFsZ2Jh

 

[Teargas]

imekuuma si ndio

So niumie juu hujui kuandika “hopeless “?😂😂🤣

 

[coodip1]

Wakuu kwenye hii picha kuna umaskini mkubwa, angalia.

1. Watu wanaingia na mizigo mizito na mikubwa inayopaswa kubebwa na private car, yn mtu anashindwa hata kulipa ksh1000 (18,000tsh current rate) anaenda kupanda public transport akawabane wenzie.

2. Angalia hiyo electric pole imeshikiliwa na li mti tu means serikali inashindwa kufanya repair ya electric infrastructures na kupelekea damage za mara kwa mara mwishowe ndiyo haya tunayoyaona ya power outage on a daily basis (giza republic).

3. Huo mzigo haueleweki ni mzigo gn, yani jamaa wanabeba kila kitu kama wacomoro aisee, wako hovyoo mnooo.

NB: Hiyo road apo chini ndiyo kielelezo cha Kenya, yn sisi watanzania tukisikia jina Kenya kitu cha kwanza kuja kichwani mwetu ni hilo vumbi hapo chini 👇👇
View attachment 3117709

Eldoret Finest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Sehemu kama hizo zipo
nyingi sana Dar ndugu yangu. These are just a few of such places. Yani totally undeveloped na misitu kwote.
View attachment 3115275View attachment 3115276View attachment 3115284View attachment 3115285View attachment 3115287View attachment 3115289View attachment 3115290
Tell me ni wapi utaenda Nairobi ukutane na sehemu kama hizo hapo juu. Hauwezipata hata utembee hadi wapi.

ALafu kila siku tunaambiwa hapa vile Dar ni kubwa! Kumbe vichaka na mashamba tu

Usijiaibishe we warthog.
Chanika na Mvuti ni pembezoni mwa mji.
Yani mpakani na mji ndio unatolea mfano!?

 

[ndughuri msuya]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hivi vituko vitaisha lini? Isuzu imegongwa nyudo

View attachment 3117307

Kiisuzu ndio future ya nani 🤣🤣

 

[Kosugi]

Nairobi is small geographically yes. Dar is big geographjcally yes but kuna vichaka na mashamba ya mihogo ndani. Sasa huo ukubwa una umuhimu gani?

Hivi wewe watu huwa wanajenga tu kiholela!?
Kigamboni yenyewe bado haijajaa watu waende wakajenge Mvuti!?
We jamaa ni fala ama nini!?
Dar ina maeneo kibao bado hayajajengwa kwasababu bado watu hawajafika.
Au watu wanajenga tu ilimradi wamejenga!?

 

[Kosugi]

You shouldn't even mention the word slum because your entire city is a slum, right from the city centerView attachment 3115333

...to the suburbs View attachment 3115338

We fala hayo ni mabanda ya uvuvi.
Hapo ni Ferry.
Hayo siyo makazi ya watu mabanda ya kupara samaki.
Hapo chini hizo nyumba zote HAKUNA NYUMBA HATA MOJA YA MABATI.

 

[Kosugi]

Bro, there is an area south of kigamboni within Dar Boundaries that is pure rural area. The area is about half the size of Dar. Hiyo 1500 sq.km mnayoshinda mlitupigia kelele humu nusu yake ni mashamba.

Dar ni kubwa mzee huijengi kiholela tu.
Watu hawatoki kupuru kupuru wakaenda Mvuti na kuacha Mbagala kuu,kijichi, Kigamboni haijamalizika.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Dar ni kubwa mzee huijengi kiholela tu.
Watu hawatoki kupuru kupuru wakaenda Mvuti na kuacha Mbagala kuu,kijichi, Kigamboni haijamalizika.

Ni Kiingereza ndio kigumu ama ni low IQ?

 

[nairobae]

Dar ni kubwa mzee huijengi kiholela tu.
Watu hawatoki kupuru kupuru wakaenda Mvuti na kuacha Mbagala kuu,kijichi, Kigamboni haijamalizika.

Dar is a slum kila kitu cha maana iko within a 15km radius, the rest ni uswazi na mashamba ya mihogo. The only town karibu na Dar is a slum ni bagamoyo tu, the rest are small rusty villages.

 

[Apeche alolo]

So niumie juu hujui kuandika “hopeless “?😂😂🤣

kwani hata kiswahili mligombana nacho? ni lugha gani haswa mnaweza ongea na kuandika kwa ufasaha?