Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Wivu itakumaliza 🤣🤣🤣 👇View attachment 2910006🤣🤣🤣🤣

Huyo pesa anayo, kazi anayo na halishwi na bibi kama wewe.


Unakaa kwa kitanda ukingoja uletewe ndizi jioni na bibi😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wakuu mniwie radhi kijana wenu, nilikua nabishana na huyo mnuka mavi, huyo ni rika langu that's why ilibidi nijibizanenae kitoto vile anastahili, najua humu kuna watu wakubwa wenye heshima zenu, kwahyo tuvumiliane viongozi. Case imefungwa hii..

 

[Sama boy 255]

Huyo pesa anayo, kazi anayo na halishwi na bibi kama wewe.


Unakaa kwa kitanda ukingoja uletewe ndizi jioni na bibi😂😂

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Compare these two pictures 👇

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🤣🤣🤣 hata picha yangu mbaya still naonekana better than you, navaa vizur kuliko wewe, nipo kwenye mazingira mazuri kuliko wewe, na bado unaendelea kujipa moyo.?🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Wakuu mniwie radhi kijana wenu, nilikua nabishana na huyo mnuka mavi, huyo ni rika langu that's why ilibidi nijibizanenae kitoto vile anastahili, najua humu kuna watu wakubwa wenye heshima zenu, kwahyo tuvumiliane viongozi. Case imefungwa hii..

Huyo sio rika lako, huyo ni mkubwa sana kwako mkuu.

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/Mastermark45/status/1759884768504672728?t=HBwS7of8U821j6gJGCibdA&s=19

 

[Kosugi]

📌📌📌🔨
Onyesha quality reasoning Yako tuine

Endelea kuimba mapambio ,I don't have time to buy that kaka.
Vitu vipo wazi.

 

[IamLee]

Good thing most guys giving an honest opinion usually have experienced both Kenya and Tanzania, just like sabbatical

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3kKbK1NJ4i/?igsh=MTk5MDM0djJkZTIyMg==

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Endelea kuimba mapambio ,I don't have time to buy that kaka.
Vitu vipo wazi.

Viko wapi hivyo vilivyo wazi? Pambio zinanoga pale vya kuimba vinapoonekana

 

[Kosugi]

Ni rahisi tu kujua hivyo mbona, na ndio maana nilivyoamua kupost hizo picha sikutaka ku hide chochote, kwasababu yes huyo ndio ni mimi.

Mmmmh!
Aya wakuu mjise tupost na sisi tu🙄🙄🙄

 

[President of China]

Huyo pesa anayo, kazi anayo na halishwi na bibi kama wewe.


Unakaa kwa kitanda ukingoja uletewe ndizi jioni na bibi😂😂

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Haya mtoto tumekuona sasa Tuachie tuanze kuweka picha za watu wazima sasa.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Huyo pesa anayo, kazi anayo na halishwi na bibi kama wewe.


Unakaa kwa kitanda ukingoja uletewe ndizi jioni na bibi😂😂

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Hii picha mbona ni ya 5 years ago.?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 eti nimekaa kwenye kitanda nangoja kulishwa 🤣🤣🤣 mimi ni baba since 2021

nina mke na nalea mtoto mzee wangu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My daughter is this big nowadays 👇

 

[Teargas]

Hii picha mbona ni ya 5 years ago.? View attachment 2910020🤣🤣🤣🤣 eti nimekaa kwenye kitanda nangoja kulishwa 🤣🤣🤣 mimi ni baba since 2021 View attachment 2910024nina mke na nalea mtoto mzee wangu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My daughter is this big nowadays 👇View attachment 2910030

So kazi Yako ni babysitting while your wife anatufuta kitu utakula usiku?

I'm sure hadi nguo pia unanunuliwa na bibi.

 

[The best 007]

Hii picha mbona ni ya 5 years ago.? View attachment 2910020🤣🤣🤣🤣 eti nimekaa kwenye kitanda nangoja kulishwa 🤣🤣🤣 mimi ni baba since 2021 View attachment 2910024nina mke na nalea mtoto mzee wangu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My daughter is this big nowadays 👇View attachment 2910030

Mkuu unabishana na kazee, teargass ni mkubwa sana kwako.

 

[Gwakagwaka]

I can feed your entire village.

Kaanze na mbwa zinazokula kinyesi kibera

 

[GANJIBHAAI]

And you are not the only Tanzanian. By that time you and most Tanzanians thought I was a girl.

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Bora umesema mapema wewe sio bibi hata mimi nilikuwa napiga hesabu ya kuja inbox kukuomba mbususu!Shauri yako kaa rada next time utaliwa kiboga hatuna masihara sisi 😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Diplomasia ya Uchumi 🔥🔥

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3kJJ61o7Zs/?igsh=MW5ibWNycTd0cm5iNA==

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3j9Zk1IbSF/?igsh=YW1meGg0azZ4cHh5

 

[ChoiceVariable]

👇👇
View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3kMUC4K0pR/?igsh=MWJkd21xeWtyMHE3bA==

 

[President of China]

So kazi Yako ni babysitting while your wife anatufuta kitu utakula usiku?

I'm sure hadi nguo pia unanunuliwa na bibi.

Mbona umetuma vipicha viwili tu unaogopa tutakucheka? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Jiamini bhana tuma picha zako

 

[Gwakagwaka]

Tuambie kwanza hii picha ni ya mwaka gani? Usiogope tutakufichia siri 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Kama watu tunabishana nao ndio hawa, tuna kazi ngumu sana. Jitu linatamba na picha akiwa sijui jela!!