Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

So kazi Yako ni babysitting while your wife anatufuta kitu utakula usiku?

I'm sure hadi nguo pia unanunuliwa na bibi.

Hizi ni Dalili kua umepigwa kwenye mshono 😁😁

 

[ichoboy01]

Kama watu tunabishana nao ndio hawa, tuna kazi ngumu sana. Jitu linatamba na picha akiwa sijui jela!!

Alaf anakwambia hostel hio corridor tu utasema vyoo vya walevi 😁😁😁😁😁

 

[chongchung]

Mtoto mdogo (in TIDs voice) 😂
Wakunya huyu sio waziri


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[coodip1]

Bora umesema mapema wewe sio bibi hata mimi nilikuwa napiga hesabu ya kuja inbox kukuomba mbususu!Shauri yako kaa rada next time utaliwa kiboga hatuna masihara sisi 😂

Lakini ana mwandiko wa kike huyu anatuzuga tuu ni manzi hii.

 

[President of China]

Kama watu tunaojadiliana nao ndio hawa; is the wastage of Time. Yaani tunajadiliana na takataka hii 😡 😡 😡 😡 👇👇👇

 

[chongchung]

Mtoto mdogo (in TIDs voice) 😂
Wakunya huyu sio waziri


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Kunyaland topnotch treasure 😁😁


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[babayao255]

Kama watu tunaojadiliana nao ndio hao is the wastage of Time. Yaani tunajadiliana na takataka hii 😡 😡 😡 😡 👇👇👇

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Sasa naelewa kwanini ilishindikana kuonesha bank statement.
Nini hiki 😂😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[coodip1]

Lest do comparison between these two pictures 👇View attachment 2909970vs your best picture enye umechagua kupost ukitamba tutambia kuwa wewe ni mjanja 👇View attachment 2909971🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mmoja hapo ni handyman angalia mikono 🤣🤣🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Large scale farming ndio italeta green revolution 👇👇


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[President of China]

Sasa naelewa kwanini ilishindikana kuonesha bank statement.
Nini hiki 😂😂😂

Tunapoteza nguvu kubwa kumbe tunajadiliana na watoto. Nimeumia sana 😢😢😢😢😢

 

[coodip1]

Wivu itakumaliza 🤣🤣🤣 👇View attachment 2910006🤣🤣🤣🤣

Duh huyu nani mkuu mbona uso umeparara hivi?

 

[coodip1]

Tunapoteza nguvu kubwa kumbe tunajadiliana na watoto. Nimeumia sana 😢😢😢😢😢

Hata mimi ndio maana nimeona nipige kimya humu

 

[coodip1]

Cost of living in US ni kubwa kama utajipima na kamshahara kako unakolipwa ila kwa wao kule ni kawaida kwasababu mishahara yao sio kama yetu huku, kingine usijilinganishe na nchi zilizoendelea hautopata vipimo sahihi, wewe hapo kibera unalipwa ksh 50k na ni miongoni mwa walimu wanaolipwa pesa nzuri lkn kule US mtu wa kawaida mbeba mabox utakuta mshahara anaolipwa kwa mwezi ni zaidi ya mishahara yako kumi, uwiano uko wapi hapo.

Hawa hawana analytical thinking ni watu wa kuwa carried na moment tuu.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Air Tanzania expands its international routes with Dar-Dubai flights mbuyu ulianza kama mchicha

 

[Gwakagwaka]

Tunapoteza nguvu kubwa kumbe tunajadiliana na watoto. Nimeumia sana 😢😢😢😢😢

Brother sio watoto tu! Bali ni wale wakitoka humu wanaenda kunya kwenye plastic bag then wanalala na kinyesi ndani.

 

[Filaria]

Umeonyeshwa picha akiwa hostel wewe unapost picha ukiwa mitaani na swaga za kipuuzi unasema ulikuwa chuo kikuu. Tuonyeshe picha ukiwa chuo kikuu. 🤣

Inaonekana ulisoma kwa tabu kweli kiasi kwamba kuamini mtu anaweza akafika chuo kikuu unaona ni kitu ambacho hakiwezekani😄

 

[Teargas]

Kama watu tunaojadiliana nao ndio hawa; is the wastage of Time. Yaani tunajadiliana na takataka hii 😡 😡 😡 😡 👇👇👇

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Hadi wenye wanateseka in this world pia wanaongea.

Nilikuambia I'm 1000 times better than you.

 

[Teargas]

Sasa naelewa kwanini ilishindikana kuonesha bank statement.
Nini hiki 😂😂😂

Unaongea hapa na uko na less than 100,000 in your account. Why should I discuss money matters with a poor nigga like you?

 

[Teargas]

Tunapoteza nguvu kubwa kumbe tunajadiliana na watoto. Nimeumia sana 😢😢😢😢😢

Huyo mtoto anakushinda kwa pesa. Huyo mtoto anaishi maisha mzuri kukuliko. Huyo mtoto amesoma kukuliko.

There's nothing unaezaambia huyo mtoto.