Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Mtaalam wa analysis tuambie sasa. Kumbe unaongelea gari. Mimi nilikuwa nakuambie nikifika niweze kukushughulikia. Maana nilikuwa natuma nikifika kwenye queue.

Unataka tuongelee gari? au Nikushughulikie?

Lift Yako imeisha?🤣🤣😂🤣.

Next time ukipewa lift salimia pastor. Mwambie Teargas amemgotea.

 

[President of China]

Tanzania and good road ni kama maji na mafuta.

Tuanze kuongelea picha hii au tusubiri kwanza?

 

[Teargas]

Ila huyo watchman ako desperate sana, yani anaongelea kukuoa? Interestingly ako humu kila siku akitusi mademu wakenya hawana sura kumbe ni sungura kashinda kufikia mizabibu kasema ni chungu. 🤣 🤣

Huyo Shebby01 naye ako huku Nairobi anashare picha za mazingira mabovu kumbe ni huko ndiko anakowezana maanake mademu wa Kilimani, Kileleshwa, Langata et al hawawezi? Hawa majamaa wako desperate sana. 🤣

Hata kama msichana wa wenyewe amekubali aolewe na huyo watchman. Atamlisha na nini?

 

[President of China]

Lift Yako imeisha?🤣🤣😂🤣.

Next time ukipewa lift salimia pastor. Mwambie Teargas amemgotea.

Wala sina haja ya kuongelea mambo madogo kama hayo. Baada ya kupitia na kuona picha ulizotuma nilicheka sana.
🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇
Hii picha ni ya mwaka gani?

 

[Teargas]

Tuanze kuongelea picha hii au tusubiri kwanza?

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You are free to go ahead with it. I didn't know my campus days ingewasumbua hivi🤣🤣😂.

 

[Teargas]

Wala sina haja ya kuongelea mambo madogo kama hayo.

Kupewa lift ni mambo madogo?😂😂🤣😂.

Huna hata aibu unaomba pastor lift😂

 

[President of China]

You are free to go ahead with it. I didn't know my campus days ingewasumbua hivi🤣🤣😂.

Tuambie kwanza hii picha ni ya mwaka gani? Usiogope tutakufichia siri 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

 

[Teargas]

Which means he is a bottom-of-the-barrel man. A well doing man has access to many womens he doesn't bother with any internet profile he comes across. 🤣 🤣

Ukiona mtu anabembelezana kwa inbox ya mwenye hajaiona just know that the guy aneshindwa na maisha.

 

[Kosugi]

Miaka 3 ya Samia Kiximkazi-466 New Heath Centers
VS
Miaka 5 ya Kiongozi wa Malaika-350 Heath Centers

Kazi inaendelea 👇👇

View: https://twitter.com/RahmaChuwa/status/1759816061342335245?t=VKu3heo2RA2MOe8wMbgAtw&s=19

Mwambie ashughulikie umeme na mfumuko wa bei wa baadhi ya vyakula hususan sukari.
70% ya raia wa chini hutegemea kuendesha kipato kwa umeme mathalan wauza juisi ya miwa n.k.
Mwambie ashughulikie umeme acheni kumsifia kwa janja janja zisizo na maanaa.

 

[Kosugi]

Tuambie kwanza hii picha ni ya mwaka gani? Usiogope tutakufichia siri 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Dah ila jamaa mrembo.
I wonder ndio maana walikua wanajua ni mwanamke na Mkenya wakwanza namuona mrembo.

 

[Teargas]

Tuambie kwanza hii picha ni ya mwaka gani? Usiogope tutakufichia siri 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 👇

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Kwanza huyo pastor amekudharau sana. Yani mtu mzee kama wewe unaekwa back seat? Kwani hakuwa anataka kukupea lift?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ukiona mtu anabembelezana kwa inbox ya mwenye hajaiona just know that the guy aneshindwa na maisha.

Kawaida mademu huavoid wasee hawana kakitu. Ndio maana wanapenda projection humu - matusi yao yote ni 'wewe ni maskini in real life'. 🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Nimefika sasa. Tuoneshe Dashboard ya gari yako

Dashboard ya gari iko katikati, itakua no vitz😀😀

 

[ichoboy01]

Tuanze kuongelea picha hii au tusubiri kwanza?

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Alaf tazama vest ya ndani inavoonekana utasema mbeba mkaa wa nyakahura huko 😄😄

 

[Teargas]

Kawaida mademu huavoid wasee hawana kakitu. Ndio maana wanapenda projection humu - matusi yao yote ni 'wewe ni maskini in real life'. 🤣

Tangu nikatae kumjibu inbox siku hizi jamaa ako na mauchungu sana na Mimi😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tangu nikatae kumjibu inbox siku jamaa Ako ma mauchungu sana na Mimi😂😂

Ndio maana kila siku anakufuatafuata Na matusi.🤣

 

[Teargas]

Ndio maana kila siku anakufuatafuata Na matusi.🤣

Atafute bibi Tanzania aachane na Mimi😂😂😂😂

 

[Kosugi]

Alaf tazama vest ya ndani inavoonekana utasema mbeba mkaa wa nyakahura huko 😄😄

Ile sakafu ni sawa na sakafu yetu ya toilet St.Joseph niliposoma.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

You see how tunawapa kazi ya mkono na bado mnatumiminia matusi.......bloody ingrates

Angalia remittance ya kunyan kwa africa inaongoza kutoka nchi gani,kuna kunyan huku hadi waokota makopo

 

[coodip1]

Tuanze kuongelea picha hii au tusubiri kwanza?

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Tusubiri kwanza umeme urudi huko kwao 🤣🤣🤣