Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

😂😂😂😂 The difference is wild

 

[coodip1]

Sawa mjukuu wa kinjeketile ngwale.

Huko kwenu inaelekea mnasoma historia ya Tanzania big up sana.

 

[coodip1]

Umesema USA wana pruduce and they use their own oil! unakana maneno yako!

In other words anasema they dont use imported oil.

 

[coodip1]

Yani kununua tu rangi za kupaka hizi nyumba imeshinda Hawa wachawi?

Kuna uchafu wowote kama wa kule umeuona hapo?

 

[chongchung]

😂😂😂😂

👇👇👇👇

 

[much know]

Effect of local production imeanza kuonekana Sasa. Import of motorcycles is reducing at a very high rate.

Wachawi nao wanaimport hadi viberiti.

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Lakini kwa ground nyie ndo mnaimport takataka nyingi?

 

[coodip1]

Unajua wewe ukienda New York mshahara wako wa mwaka mmoja hutoweza kulipa rent ya one bedroom apartment kwa mwezi mmoja?

Purchasing power haipimwi kwa mshahara niliopata sehemu moja nikautumie sehemu nyingine bali hela unayopata sehemu husika inakusaidiaje katika ku afford maisha?

 

[much know]

Asante kwa kushare hii tweet. Huwa mnashinda mkishare picha moja humu Kenya ikipokea msaada from Qatar eti nchi ya jangwa inatulisha. Jiangalieni nyinyi sasa. Mnalishwa na kanchi kadogo tena kajangwani. Njaa mbaya sana.

Unajua majanga waliyowapata watu wa hanang laiti kama ingekuwa Kenya mngeipa promo ya kufa mtu wanasiasa wenu wangekopea mikopo na kuombea misaada kwa miaka 30 kwa kisingizio kuwa athari zake hazijaisha maana mpaka Leo mnaomba misaada kwa kisingizio Cha ukame lakini mnapata mafuriko Kila mwaka na Bado nayo mnaombea misaada

 

[coodip1]

Do Tanzania produce petrol? Now compare the cost of other items like barbershop, rent, food etc.

Ongea tu Kiswahili bro. Unajiaibisha. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hata huyo mwenzako Teargas angeongea kikuyu tuu

Do Tanzania produce petrol? Now compare the cost of other items like barbershop, rent, food etc.

👆

 

[much know]

Mmeletewa msaada wa chakula na nchi ya jangwani. aibuuu.

Ingekuwa Kenya ruto angeahirisha safari zake ili aende kupokea hiyo ndege ya misaada

 

[coodip1]

Mmepokea msaada wa Chakula ama hamjapokea?

That's a very simple question sijui mbona unataka kuandika bibilia for a question of YES or NO answer.

Hiyo ni humanitarian aid for survivors wa land slides in Hanang. Sio msaada wa chakula case closed rudi kalale sasa umalizie kuota kuwa Kenya ni Europe.

 

[Teargas]

Dah kumbe nilikua napoteza muda kubishana na hii mbwa kachoka 👇View attachment 2909474bishoo kaning'iniza headphones za elfu tatu Kariakoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Kuanzia uvaaji and everything wewe huwezi hata kuwa kwenye kampani zangu wew kima

Thanks for accepting that your level is when I was in campus.


Wewe unaezashindana tu na my student self. Ebu tuonyeshe picha zako hukiwa student kama unajiamini.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Wakundustan hamjui kujenga hamjui kuweka tiles, hamjui roofings, hamjui gypsum, hamjui landscaping, hamjui fencing, hamjui finishing ya aina yoyote

Typical average Tanzanias house

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High-end Kunyaland mansion

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Kunyan wengi wanaojitambua na wenye pesa sasa hivi uchukua mafundi Tanzania,huyu jamaa kwenye picha amenijengea nyumba 2 ya 3 ya mdogo wangu,kwa sasa amepanda gharama na muda mwingi yupo kunyaland na si yeye tu,kunyan wengi pia now wanafanyia renovation ugly mijengo yao kupitia mafundi wa TZ

 

[Teargas]

So, unaamini kabisa Tanzania kuna njaa au ni kwasababu ni battle?

Kama hakuna njaa hawangepokea Chakula cha mkopo.

 

[Teargas]

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Kunyan wengi wanaojitambua na wenye pesa sasa hivi uchukua mafundi Tanzania,huyu jamaa kwenye picha amenijengea nyumba 2 ya 3 ya mdogo wangu,kwa sasa amepanda gharama na muda mwingi yupo kunyaland na si yeye tu,kunyan wengi pia now wanafanyia renovation ugly mijengo yao kupitia mafundi wa TZ

Uko sure huyo hakuwa mtu wa mkono?

 

[babayao255]

Dah kumbe nilikua napoteza muda kubishana na hii mbwa kachoka 👇View attachment 2909474bishoo kaning'iniza headphones za elfu tatu Kariakoo 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Kuanzia uvaaji and everything wewe huwezi hata kuwa kwenye kampani zangu wew kima

Singlendi si huwa inavaliwa na shati, inakuwaje anavaa na t-shirt!

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hata huyo mwenzako Teargas angeongea kikuyu tuu
👆

'Do Tanzania produce oil', is still grammatically correct but I'm talking to a Bongolala so I'll let him believe what he believes.

 

[NairobiWalker]

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Kunyan wengi wanaojitambua na wenye pesa sasa hivi uchukua mafundi Tanzania,huyu jamaa kwenye picha amenijengea nyumba 2 ya 3 ya mdogo wangu,kwa sasa amepanda gharama na muda mwingi yupo kunyaland na si yeye tu,kunyan wengi pia now wanafanyia renovation ugly mijengo yao kupitia mafundi wa TZ

The 'bush stones' are a typical Kenyan architecture. Thinking this is your innovation is quite uninformed. Hao mafundi Ni miongoni mwa hundreds of thousands of Tanzanian souls who come to seek a living in Kenyan doing odd manual jobs Kisa Kenya inalipa vizuri kuliko Tanzania........purchasing power.

 

[NairobiWalker]

And you are not the only Tanzanian. By that time you and most Tanzanians thought I was a girl.

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Tanzanians are well known simps and perverts. They're the Indians of Africa. If you're a woman they'll bombard your inbox like flies with their broken English.🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

And you are not the only Tanzanian. By that time you and most Tanzanians thought I was a girl.

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Tanzanians are well known simps and perverts. They're the Indians of Africa. If you're a woman they'll bombard your inbox like flies with their broken English. Waanike kabisa.🤣🤣🤣