Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Juzi nimefika Rongai Border Tanzania, majamaa huko wananihanda sana niwapeleke Nairobi kazi ya mjengo. Hawa huja Kenya kufanya odd jobs. Hizo Bush stones ni architecture iko uniquely Kenyans. Tukipost nyumba za bush stone humu huwa wanasema nyumba zetu hatupaki rangi kisa hawaielewi hii architecture. Sasa utatafutaje professional aje kukufunza kitu ulichoanzisha? Ni kama Japan ije Tanzania kutafuta professionals wa kutengeneza magari. Huyo ni mtu wa mkono. 🤣 🤣

Huyo jamaa ni tu mtu wa mkono. Tanzanians has no brain build anything in Tanzania.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Miaka 3 ya Samia Kiximkazi-466 New Heath Centers
VS
Miaka 5 ya Kiongozi wa Malaika-350 Heath Centers

Kazi inaendelea 👇👇

View: https://twitter.com/RahmaChuwa/status/1759816061342335245?t=VKu3heo2RA2MOe8wMbgAtw&s=19

 

[The best 007]

Hayo mazingira yenyewe yanaendana na skating kweli 🤣🤣🤣

Kavaa vile ili apige picha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[MlimaSayuni]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0tDnKOIyGj/?igsh=cmMwcDBva2liMDVu

Typical Life ya Wakenya... hakuna kitu kigumu kuvumilia kama kutembea na mtu ananuka mavi, sasa imagine ni wa kike

 

[Teargas]

Nipo njiani subiri nifike.View attachment 2909685

This picture clearly shows umekaa kwa seat ya nyuma. Huendeshi hiyo gari, hii ni gari ya Catholic priest na umepewa lift hapo😂😂😂.

Another thing that has betrayed you is the capture of rear view mirror, pictures from driver's positions hazitoangi entire rear view mirror vile hiyo picha Yako imetoa.

Now compare that with my today's pictures.

 

[Teargas]

Kavaa vile ili apige picha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Soja wewe unajua hata skating ni nini? Unajua hata vile viatu vya skating vinafungwa?

 

[NairobiWalker]

These people are very desperate. Soja alikuwa anabembelezana na Mimi ungedhani Mimi ni bibi yake.

Which means he is a bottom-of-the-barrel man. A well doing man has access to many womens he doesn't bother with any internet profile he comes across. 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

This picture clearly shows umekaa kwa seat ya nyuma. Huendeshi hiyo gari, hii ni gari Catholic priest na umepewa lift uko😂😂😂.

Another thing that has betrayed you is capture of rear view mirror, pictures from driver's positions hazitoangi entire rear view mirror vile hiyo picha Yako imetoa.

Now compare that with my today's pictures.

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Alafu compare those two roads. Yani barabara zao zimechakaa sana.

 

[KANAIRO]

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Kunyan wengi wanaojitambua na wenye pesa sasa hivi uchukua mafundi Tanzania,huyu jamaa kwenye picha amenijengea nyumba 2 ya 3 ya mdogo wangu,kwa sasa amepanda gharama na muda mwingi yupo kunyaland na si yeye tu,kunyan wengi pia now wanafanyia renovation ugly mijengo yao kupitia mafundi wa TZ

You see how tunawapa kazi ya mkono na bado mnatumiminia matusi.......bloody ingrates

 

[Teargas]

Nipo njiani nikifika ofsini naanza kukushughulikia

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Wewe umepewa lift bwana. Your pictures clearly shows umekaa nyuma.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ingekuwa Kunyaland wangeita Modern City but in Tanzania this is just a municipality.

Morogoro 👇👇

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Mji umechakaa hivi Kenya labda uupate huko North kwenye pastoralist's. Miji ya Kenya huwa haichakai hivi.

 

[Teargas]

Alafu compare those two roads. Yani barabara zao zimechakaa sana.

Achana na barabara kwanza. Ebu niambie kama hii picture imechukuliwa on driver's side ama ni ya mwenye amekaa nyuma😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wewe umepewa lift bwana. Your pictures clearly shows umekaa nyuma.

Aitwe Muomba Lift AKA Liftman. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Kijakazi]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0tDnKOIyGj/?igsh=cmMwcDBva2liMDVu

Typical Life ya Wakenya... hakuna kitu kigumu kuvumilia kama kutembea na mtu ananuka mavi, sasa imagine ni wa kike

hata watanzania wananuka mavi pia, wangapi wananawa hata sabuni baada ya kutoka chooni? vyoo tanzania vingapi hata vina sabuni? kwenye nyama choma huko vyooni ndiyo usiseme, hapo kwenye uchafu hakuna wa kumcheka mwenziye, au unafikiri kwa nini kipindu pindu huibuka kila mara tanzania?

tanzania hata tu jinsi ya kunawa mikono vizuri wengi hawajui achilia mbali hata mambo ya sabuni …

 

[NairobiWalker]

Achana na barabara kwanza. Ebu niambie kama hii picture imechukuliwa on driver's side ama ni ya mwenye amekaa nyuma😂😂

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Kajaribu kuinama ili aenekane ameipigia kwa Driver's seat lakini wapi?🤣

 

[Teargas]

Aitwe Muomba Lift AKA Liftman. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Anaomba hadi pastor lift😂😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

This picture clearly shows umekaa kwa seat ya nyuma. Huendeshi hiyo gari, hii ni gari Catholic priest na umepewa lift uko😂😂😂.

Another thing that has betrayed you is capture of rear view mirror, pictures from driver's positions hazitoangi entire rear view mirror vile hiyo picha Yako imetoa.

Now compare that with my today's pictures.

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Nimefika sasa. Tuoneshe Dashboard ya gari yako

 

[President of China]

Achana na barabara kwanza. Ebu niambie kama hii picture imechukuliwa on driver's side ama ni ya mwenye amekaa nyuma😂😂

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Mtaalam wa analysis tuambie sasa. Kumbe unaongelea gari. Mimi nilikuwa nakuambie nikifika niweze kukushughulikia. Maana nilikuwa natuma nikifika kwenye queue.

Unataka tuongelee gari? au Nikushughulikie?

 

[NairobiWalker]

And you are not the only Tanzanian. By that time you and most Tanzanians thought I was a girl.

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Ila huyo watchman ako desperate sana, yani anaongelea kukuoa? Interestingly ako humu kila siku akitusi mademu wakenya hawana sura kumbe ni sungura kashinda kufikia mizabibu kasema ni chungu. 🤣 🤣

Huyo Shebby01 naye ako huku Nairobi anashare picha za mazingira mabovu kumbe ni huko ndiko anakowezana maanake mademu wa Kilimani, Kileleshwa, Langata et al hawawezi? Hawa majamaa wako desperate sana. 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Alafu compare those two roads. Yani barabara zao zimechakaa sana.

Tanzania and good road ni kama maji na mafuta.