Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

tz kila kitu ni hii one boring stadium.....dont they have military complex.....shithole country...poor country

Mambo ya Military wakenya msiongee chochote 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 What is the meaning of KDF?

 

[chongchung]

Enyewe wewe hua primary school dropout.
😂 😂 😂 These are locally used cars being auctioned by a local bank.

Hili lina umri gani saivi? 😂😂


View: https://twitter.com/ShomotoAutos/status/1428920685498441732?t=LpHjRQk7sZSkkVLRTQ3D2A&s=19

 

[KANAIRO]

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TPDF hainaga show mbovu wala kupiga selfie,soma hiyo notice wale mbwa mk23 moto wanaotembezewa wameanza kuomba poo

lol.....M23 Will capture Goma very soon.This was yesterday.....game on

View: https://youtu.be/BWI4GQCK5us?si=uFZH5MYAfOB8vHad

 

[KANAIRO]

...wanaishi makazi duni yaliyorundikana sehemu ndogo tena yaliyojengwa kwa mtindo duni...

 If the above statement is your definition of a slum, then tell me;

1. These places below, are they not overcrowded (mrundukano)?

2. Are these types of houses below not if low quality (yaliyojengwa kwa mtindo duni)?
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Keep living in denial bongolalas and mentioning Kibera everytime to help you lick your wounds forgetting that you have way bigger Kiberas and Mathares in your glorified fishing village that's called a city for lack of a better word

Kiberans have better incomes than these kiswahili dimwits

 

[KANAIRO]

Watchman unasema nini? Bado huwa unapanga laini kulipwa mshahara? Ulishafungua bank account ama bado unaficha pesa chini ya mattress?

lol

 

[Marcelly]

Nilipita pale nyakanazi kimisi jeshi lilikuwa limetanda kila kona majeshi yote unayojua

Kuna mbuzi ilisema now kila jeshi linapokea special force training, ona sasa amelazimishwa kuvuta bangi, walitest wakaona hakuna.

Nchi yoyote wahalifu hubip vyombo vya ulinzi kuona reaction yake, wakiona ya oya oya wanapata nguvu.

Kenya Northern Kenya, Al Shabaab, Wakoraa, Bandits.

Ila wakiona jeshi halina utani hawarudii tena.

Bongo - Kagera War, Pori la Loliondo, Mapango ya Amboni, Kusini Mtwara, Kibiti, Nyakanazi (Safari za usiku zikarudi).

 

[President of China]

lol.....M23 Will capture Goma very soon.This was yesterday.....game on

View: https://youtu.be/BWI4GQCK5us?si=uFZH5MYAfOB8vHad

TPDF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KDF. Sisi siyo ninyi usilazimishe tufanane.

 

[President of China]

Kiberans have better incomes than these kiswahili dimwits

Message from Mama Ngina 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[KANAIRO]

TPDF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KDF. Sisi siyo ninyi usilazimishe tufanane.

mtapigwa na mapanga tena tu kama last time lol......hii jeshi yenu ya ukiswahili haina lolote ni umbea tu kama nyinyi nyinyi humu..weak country

 

[KANAIRO]

Eti hata elfu kumi hawafiki? Kivipi wakati Dar has close to 5 million people na huo ndio mfumo wa nyumba dar nzima? sasa hao mamilioni huishi kwenye hewa?

Talking of matofali, this is Kariobangi slum. An area made up of apartment buildings zilizojengwa na mawe, achia mbali hizo tofali zenu.
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Kilaza mwenzako defined slum as ujenzi duni. Sasa swali ni je, hizo nyumba za Kariobangi ni ujenzi duni?

seems like our "slums" can rival masaki

 

[The best 007]

Kuna wanaomiliki hadi magari, leave alone TV na fridge

Si ndiyo wewe apo, teacher nicxie unamiliki gari yako ya mkopo ya mwaka 70 lkn unaishi Mathare 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Eti hata elfu kumi hawafiki? Kivipi wakati Dar has close to 5 million people na huo ndio mfumo wa nyumba dar nzima? sasa hao mamilioni huishi kwenye hewa?

Talking of matofali, this is Kariobangi slum. An area made up of apartment buildings zilizojengwa na mawe, achia mbali hizo tofali zenu.
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Kilaza mwenzako defined slum as ujenzi duni. Sasa swali ni je, hizo nyumba za Kariobangi ni ujenzi duni?

Basi tufanye kenya hamna slums, happy now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sio miaka mi5 tena? Ni 7?


View: https://twitter.com/citizentvkenya/status/1086186920454045696?t=Z6N82jZBT2KVO7oupNtdyA&s=19

Kumbe unajua Na unapingana tu.

 

[President of China]

mtapigwa na mapanga tena tu kama last time lol......hii jeshi yenu ya ukiswahili haina lolote ni umbea tu kama nyinyi nyinyi humu..weak country

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 KDF umefukuzwa huko DRC, wanaume wameingia subiri uone kazi.

 

[ichoboy01]

Konza has world class horizontal infrastructure, something that Dodoma is just dreaming about.

Unajua maana ya horizontal infastructure🤣🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/BloombergAfrica/status/1754101680235266436?t=RZ_unGxVcDhXVKtjhJa8rQ&s=19

 

[nairobae]

Hili lina umri gani saivi? 😂😂


View: https://twitter.com/ShomotoAutos/status/1428920685498441732?t=LpHjRQk7sZSkkVLRTQ3D2A&s=19

2021-2014 =7 years

Hesabu rahisi kama hio inakushinda. 😂 😂 😂

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Hivi vyuma ndio vilimliza m23.
Hizo ni MLRS (Multi launch rocket system)

Bahati ya Kenya ni hawajawahi kutuleta shobo, Tungewapiga kama Uganda

 

[ichoboy01]

Pole bongolala.
Most parts of Mathare are a million times better than your stinking uswazi hovels spread all over DarView attachment 2893972View attachment 2893974View attachment 2893975View attachment 2893976View attachment 2893977
Sasa linganisha na zile uswazi hovels zenu zenye bati zilizoliwa na mchwa

I already told one of you that when it comes to housing and residential areas, mnafaa kutulia kama maji ya mtungi

Na hii sio mathare au ni kitu gani??😅😅😅
Nani hajui kama mathare ni moja ya top 10 worse slums on planet au unataka ushahidi

 

[ichoboy01]

Eti hata elfu kumi hawafiki? Kivipi wakati Dar has close to 5 million people na huo ndio mfumo wa nyumba dar nzima? sasa hao mamilioni huishi kwenye hewa?

Talking of matofali, this is Kariobangi slum. An area made up of apartment buildings zilizojengwa na mawe, achia mbali hizo tofali zenu.
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Kilaza mwenzako defined slum as ujenzi duni. Sasa swali ni je, hizo nyumba za Kariobangi ni ujenzi duni?

Hvi ww unajua kwann kibera inatambulika kua ndio largest urban slum on earth unajua sababu ni nn???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Au tukufundishe ????