Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

upo kishamba sana,

ligi yako ni appearance ya mama masakuu

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Shauri yako 🤣🤣😂

 

[babayao255]

Naona maumivu haya hapa na buti la jeje dokta[emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]View attachment 2192828

Hizo viatu vilivuma miaka zaidi ya kumi iliyopita, viliitwa four engo ''foengo'' [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[dopchinski]

How drainage is done on an elevated road in two Cities.

NAIROBAE 😀

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DAR CITY😎

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Pale mjini Nairobae kama mvua inanyesha na maji yanadondoka kwenye hilo bomba mi napita hapo na kufanya Car wash😀

engineeringly speaking... ata hakuna haja ya hizo fulbora-outlets na down-pipes, coz shape ya hiki bichi-kidimwi, inakaa tu kaa mamba........ hivi its naturaly self draining coz its slopy both sides, hence no zero-gradient at any given point !

 

[Tony254]

Na hakuna Mkunya atapiga kelele kumbuka Mchina ana-own hio viaduct!

CC: Tony254

Si juzi ulisema kwamba hii expressway ni mradi wa deni?

 

[Tony254]

Mnaringa sana. Tunaweza change our mind. Punguzeni majivuno. Tunaweza kupiga huyu jamaa chini tena muanze kulialia tena.

 

[The best 007]

Hizo viatu vilivuma miaka zaidi ya kumi iliyopita, viliitwa four engo ''foengo'' [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hapa ndiyo kaua kabisa [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Teargas]

We don't run to south Africa like a certain country that I know.

 

[The best 007]

Hizo viatu vilivuma miaka zaidi ya kumi iliyopita, viliitwa four engo ''foengo'' [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Kajamaa kashamba kweli kweli, yani nimezidi kukashusha [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[The best 007]

We don't run to south Africa like a certain country that I know.

Dr. Teargas mzee wa buti la jeje, umri kama huu bado huwezi kununua kiatu cha hata elfu 30, nimekuonea huruma sn aisee [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Teargas]

Hapa ndiyo kaua kabisa [emoji116][emoji116][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]View attachment 2192938

How is Lindi? Umeuza korosho ngapi Leo?😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Dr. Teargas mzee wa buti la jeje, umri kama huu bado huwezi kununua kiatu cha hata elfu 30, nimekuonea huruma sn aisee [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]View attachment 2192946View attachment 2192947View attachment 2192948

Umelose hope hata na kuniattack😂😂🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Umelose hope hata na kuniattack[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Wakuu anaomba msamaha huku [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[toptorn]

Wakunya na kinyesi damdam, kumbe ukikuta moshi nairobi ujue ni kinyesi kudadeki wanapikia. Mnaosafiri nairobi msikubali kula kwa mama ntilie

 

[toptorn]

Nyerere amcopy Kenyatta haswa? 🙄

Wakati nyerere ndie alienza harakati then akawasubiri kenya na uganda ili wapate nao uhuru waunde EAC, wakunya wanapenda sana points za mezani

 

[Teargas]

Wakuu anaomba msamaha huku [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Umeishiwa pumzi Sasa umeanza kuita backup?😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Teargas kamuulize The best 007 na Geza Ulole kama wanajua Mesophilic bacteria ni nini? Mimi biology niliwachia form four. 😂🤣

Forget about Mesophiles, hao hawajui hata bacteria ni nini😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Umeishiwa pumzi Sasa umeanza kuita backup?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787]

Una appearance ya kishamba sana no wonder una mdomo mpana cz umepitia hard life.

 

[Lusematic]

Shauri yako [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji23]

upo kishamba ,hata ukijiupgrade mzee bado unastuck kwenye ulocal



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[Lusematic]

Hizo viatu vilivuma miaka zaidi ya kumi iliyopita, viliitwa four engo ''foengo'' [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji1787][emoji1787] jamaa ni local sana

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[NairobiWalker]

sasa nchi ilikuwa na rais Kunyatta snr hajui kusoma na kuandika, unategemea awe na upeo wa kuja na slogan zake?

Yani mtu asomee University of London, London School of economics na Communist University of the Toilers of the East alafu ashindwe kusoma na kuandika? Mtu aandike vitabu 5 ashindwe kusoma na kuandika? Rais aliyekuwa the most educated at Indipendence of any African president ndiye unasema ni illiterate? 🤣 🤣 🤣